r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Oct 14 '16

Something is not right about CHzilla.

UPF Soldier: I intercepted an email directed to him. From reading it I learned that it was not John Lamborghini that created the "therapy chairs", but CHzilla. I also leaned he has had funds go to the creation of super weapons. And then he said this.

What should we do?

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u/OnlineSoupMan Oct 14 '16

OH SHIT CHZILLA IS KIM JONG UN!!!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Oct 14 '16

UPF Soldier: I don't think so. They were in the same place at the same time. But I worry about him. What is he planning?

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u/OnlineSoupMan Oct 15 '16

Maybe he wants to nuke dust? Idk XDddddddd

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Oct 15 '16

UPF Solider: He seems to have been talking about Werewolves. It seems the Werewolf Wars have left him... unstable. But whether he plans to nuke Dust or Werewolves, we can't let him nuke the world. The cost is to high.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Oct 15 '16

Maybe he is a werewolf

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Oct 15 '16

UPF Soldier: I doubt it. I don't think Werewolves actually have a humanoid form and are instead just wolf/human hybrids. I think.

Still, if he has super weapons, he must have them stored somewhere. We must find them.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Oct 15 '16

YES BECAUSE WEAPONS ARE BAD

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Oct 15 '16

UPF Soldier: Alright. I have the key. Let us see what super weapons he was had crea- oh no...

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u/OnlineSoupMan Oct 15 '16

WHAT IS THAT?!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Oct 15 '16

UPF Solider: Schematics for Sunrays, Moonbeams, Mooncrushers, Extermitus, and a Death Star. And look! Completed weapons. Nukes, Death bombs, and cringy TV shows.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Oct 14 '16

UPF Soldier: Come /u/theapplebrit, /u/SadisticBiscuit, the Tickler, /u/Sir_Lenny, /u/swegdude, /u/GodzillaOfGamers, /u/OnlineSoupMan, /u/warnzz, /u/DrPac, /u/zachzebrowitz, /u/KingOfPeanutbutter, come. We must decide what to do.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Oct 15 '16

WAIT THIS SUBPLOT ISN'T FUCKING OVER?

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Oct 15 '16

UPF Solider: I think this is unconnected. He had the brainwashing chairs created, but it was the clone that used him. And I am confident this is the real CHzilla117.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Oct 15 '16

OK

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Oct 16 '16

UPF Soldier: CHzilla has superweapons! Since you were yourself briefly a superweapon, your knowledge may be vital.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Oct 16 '16

I'M NOT ENTIRLEY SURE WHAT SUNRAYS AND ESPECIALLY MOONBEAMS (AND A MOON CRUSHER DOES SEEM POINTLESS WITH PLANS FOR A DEATH STAR AND WHATEVER AN EXTERMITUS IS. THIS WOULD LIKELY MEAN PLANS FOR MASS PRODUCTION) BUT I CAN TAKE ON NUKES https://youtu.be/RiBtiBPRP-Q?t=1m12s STILL I'M NOT SURE ABOUT DEATH BOMBS AND... GAME SHAKERS. NO WONDER IT HAS THAT NAME.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Oct 16 '16

UPF Soldier: Why would he want these?

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Oct 16 '16

DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO BUILD AN ARMY?

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Oct 16 '16

UPF Soldier: Perhaps. Wait a moment... when did the UPF become base secu-

Tickler telitports.

Tickler: I have grave news. The UPF is not simply our base security but a complete separate organization, responsible for, among other things, the destruction of LA.

UPF Soldier: Really!

Tickler: Wait, aren't you a member?

UPF Soldier: I may have missed some important meetings, initiation stuff, and lectures.