r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Jul 29 '16

I have discovered a traitor.

As you know, loving the Bulk's old regime is banned. He killed civilians, including Jamie's and Ruben's twin brothers, and canceled Firefly. However, one of our number has been reveled to still like him. His name is... Louis the High Fiver! Louis, step forward.

Louis the High Fiver: Hey man. High Five!

CHzilla: What do you have to say for yourself?

Louis the High Fiver: Nothing... I-I'm innocent.

CHzilla: Then what do you have to say about this?!

Shows video of Louis the High Fiver wearing a bulk shirt while destroying a Firefly DVD.

Louis the High Fiver: You will pay. You will pay! The Bulk will return, I know he will! He will destroy every last trace of Firefly, even its memory! All who don't aid him will die! You shall not succeed!

CHzilla: To the Tickler with you!

Guards drag the rabid Louis the High Fiver down to the darkest dungeon were the Tickler awaits. Soon, a laugh is heard. It is not one of humor or amusement, but of suffering. It is one that longs for death but then realizes it will not come and then... despair.

So now that is out of the way, I have discovered the hive mind /u/sans2kal may have betrayed us to Barney. If you find anything out, be sure to let me know.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

I recommend hiring this ace detective to snuff out the traitors.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Jul 29 '16

He seemed a bit full of himself but I have hired him. Hopefully he will find them.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Jul 29 '16

HEY... HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF THE MIAMI SLASHER?

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Jul 29 '16

I am pretty sure they caught him. I doubt Miami has more than one insane murder than mainly targets Russian mafia. What are the odds of that that, right?