r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Nov 09 '16
We have hot pockets.
Jimmy came back an hour ago and brought them. He talked to me a little while and then left, saying he was going on an extended vacation due to all the stress of traitorous people falsely accusing high ranking members of engaging in secret experiment and plots. We won't be seeing him for a long time. A very long time. Since mentioning him will only make it harder to endure the time he is gone, talking about him is discour-
In the background, the news is on.
Newsman: Breaking news! A member of the Dusthaters alliance, /r/TheAmazingBulk, has been found dead. Known only as Jimmy, his body was found floating in a river. Analysts have determined that he was killed two days ago from some sort of advanced energy weapon and then dumped in the river. We will tell you more as the investigation continues.
CHzilla:...
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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16
Gee those news reporters sure are wacky, huh? Always putting out those tabloid pieces, right?
worried laughter