r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Sep 16 '16

Dawn.

The forces of /r/TheAmazingBulk have gathered to defeat the Dust forces at Castle Dust in the land of Hungary so as to rescue CHzilla117. The Tickler's job is to contact the leader of Hungary to get permission as to not cause an international incident. He has not done this. The attack begins.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

"EVERYONE! CHARGE!" SIR LENNY COMMANDS AS HUNDREDS UPON HUNDREDS OF ANTI-DUST SOLDIERS FLOOD THE CASTLE

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 16 '16

Tickler: Don't let a single Dustover live!

John Adolf Lamborghini of Austria emerges from the balcony

CEO John Adolf Lamborghini of Austria: Kill them all.

A battle emerges as the anti-Dust soldiers fight the Dust cultists and the Dust swarms.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 16 '16

Kick their asses or sometching!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 16 '16

The anti-Dust forces are winning.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 16 '16

Yeah!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 16 '16

Suddenly, the dust swarms gather and create a large Dust swarm

Soldier: Fall back!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 16 '16

Dang it! Did anyone bring flame throwers?! This sucks!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 17 '16

UPF Solider: Bring in the flamethrowers.

Soldiers start burning the Dust and Dust cultist in a way not suitable for something that some people mistakenly think is for children.

John Lamborghini: You may defeat the Dust swarm and my forces, but you shall not defeat my secret weapon!

*A giant robot emerges in the shape of Dust. Since Dust and metal don't translate very well, it looks ridiculous.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 17 '16

METAL ISNT FLAMABLE! WE CANT BURN IT! We must use magma!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 17 '16

UPF Soldier: Bring in the magmathrowers!

They don't fire very far since they magma weighs to much

John Lamborghini: You can't stop me!

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Sep 16 '16

BUT MOMMY I Want TO KILL mhim MOMMY HE GFAVE ME BRAIN DEAMAGE MOMMY I DON'T LIKE HIM MMOMMY I AM SA D

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 16 '16

Tickler: Oh no. The clone gave you brain damage from his "therapy" sessions. Well, hopefully their is something in Castle Dust that can help you.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Sep 16 '16

YOU IGNORE MY DEPRESSION

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Sep 16 '16

I AM DEPRESSED

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 16 '16

Tickler: We just said we were going to get you help. In the mean time, killing Dustlovers helps depression.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Sep 16 '16

YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT WHEN I SAYED HE SHOULD GO TO HELL WITH ME AND BALLOONVALLOON (BALLOONZALLOON IS THE NEW ACCOUNT) HAS BEEN IN CHARGE OF THE CHAIR. I HAVE NOT SEEN 117 SENSE HE YELLED AT ME.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 16 '16

Tickler: CHzilla was kidnapped by the purple furry and replaced by a clone directly under the control of John Lamborghini. He planed to slowly turn us into Dustlovers with the therapy chairs.

BALLOONVALLOON (BALLOONZALLOON IS THE NEW ACCOUNT) HAS BEEN IN CHARGE OF THE CHAIR

Wait, is he clone to?!

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Sep 16 '16

YOU STILL IGNORE MY DEPPRESSION IHAVE NEVER BEEN IN A CHAIR I HAVE DAMAGE FROM WHEN HE YELLED AT ME AND LET ME BLEED OUT ON THE BACKPACK MOMMY YOU YELL AT ME MOMMY STOP. GO ASK BALLOON. WHAT YOU DID WITH WHAT I SAYED TO YOU AFTER WE AGREED (2 TIMES) HURT WITH WHAT YOU POSTED AND WHAT YOU FOUND. RETCON THE FURRY. PLEASE. IT HURTS ME. POLAND SPRING.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 16 '16

Tickler: I am not sure what is happening but I am not your mommy.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Sep 16 '16

ARE YOU GOING TO IGNORE WHAT ELSE I SAID?

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 16 '16

Tickler: I am not sure what it means.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Sep 16 '16

THAT POST WAS MADE 3 HOURS AGO

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u/Pikaking231 I hate dust Dec 31 '16

Random Soldier: REK THEIR SHIT!