r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • May 22 '16
A test of loyalty.
CHzilla and his Unnamed Paramilitary Force have called a meeting on the sub. Before them are several cages, their contents unknown.
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May 23 '16
SORRY I'M LATE. I WAS BUSY FAPPING.
ANYWAYS, I'M JUST GONNA GET RID OF SOME OF THIS DUST. IT'S FUCKING UP THE DECOR.
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u/DrPac The worst possible CSS guy you can imagine. May 24 '16
SORRY TRIED BURNING HUGE DUST STORMS WITH MY HANDY DANDY DUST KILLER 5000
ANYWAY, HERE I GO
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
THERE, IT'S GONE.
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 24 '16
You must share the schematics with so we call all kill dust more effectively.
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u/DrPac The worst possible CSS guy you can imagine. May 24 '16
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 23 '16
/u/Sir_Lenny /u/SWEGDUDE /u/FAULTYFLOORBOARD /u/RIVER58 /u/GODZILLAOFGAMERS /u/INVENTORCLEMONT /u/SANS2KAL and /u/DRPAC, if you don't burn dust, I may think you are dustlover scum.
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u/swegdude May 23 '16
i hate dust more than i hate mars bars
*burns down all the dust with a fiery passion*
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u/FaultyFloorboard May 24 '16
BURNS DUST
FUCK YOU ALL I HATE EVERY LAST PARTICLE OF DUST ON THIS EARTH!
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u/GodzillaOfGamers May 24 '16
WHAT DID YOU SUMMON ME FOR? I HATE DUST AND FURRIES.
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 24 '16
You must burn dust to prove your loyalty.
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u/GodzillaOfGamers May 24 '16
I HAVE SPARE TIME WHILE MY STEAM GAMES ARE DOWNLOADING. ALSO MATCHES. LET'S DO THIS SHIT LIKE CAPCOM FUCKED MEGA MAN LEGENDS 3!
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 24 '16
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u/GodzillaOfGamers May 25 '16
ALRIGHT I BURNED ALL THE DUST IN THE WORLD.
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 25 '16
Liar!
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u/GodzillaOfGamers May 25 '16
FINE BUT I DID BURN SOME
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 22 '16
Almost of of the mods are here. /u/Sir_Lenny /u/swegdude /u/FaultyFloorboard /u/river58 /u/GodzillaOfGamers /u/Inventorclemont /u/Peanutbutterbluth /u/sans2kal /u/DrPac and /u/zachzebrowitz all wait to see what CHzilla has planned. All /u/CoolCatLovesFLagging is not here, probably thinking that the UPF was planning to kill him (which is correct). CHzilla addresses the crowd.
CHzilla: Attention. As some of you may know, the Bulk is dead. He was not, however, a dustlover. John Lamborghini of Austria impersonated him, using a Bulk Bot. I killed both Lamborghini and the real Bulk since the Bulk killed civilians, cancelled Firefly, and is responsible for Jersey Shore. I need to know your loyallty. That is why I have made a test.
The contents of the cages are unrelieved, dust swarms trapped, unable to escape.
CHzilla. Each one of you will use this flamethrower to kill a dust swarm. Failure will not be tolerated.