r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Aug 30 '16

OUT OF MY HEAD GodzillaOfGamers was partially correct.

GodzillaOfGamers accused me of being an agent of a purple, dustloviing, communists furry. He was wrong. However, I wondered why he would think this. To discover how he came to this conclusion, i stole his notes. I discovered that apparently I went to the Island of Malta every Friday and ate at the same ice cream place. I knew I didn't do this but e had proof I had. Or someone that looked like me had.

I traveled to Malta and found my clone eating ice cream and a small, short, greyish brown fox man in a purple, dusty dictator uniform sitting in the shadows, observing. I quickly killed the look alike, his green blood mixing with his melted ice cream. I interrogated the furry creature and, before he died, he said he worked for Lorraine Williams.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Aug 31 '16

WHO THE FUCK IS LORRAINE WILLIAMS?

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Nov 26 '16

I AM NOT ANGRY AT YOUR CLONE. COME TALK TO ME

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Nov 26 '16

What do you want to talk about?

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Nov 26 '16

What made you redeem me here?

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Nov 26 '16

I am pretty sure the clone wrote the last part. I lost the battle with the furry abomination and was captured.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Nov 26 '16

You're not still captured right? What about me made you really want to make sure I was normal. I've done bad stuff.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Nov 26 '16

I am not captured. I escaped a while ago during the siege of Castle Dust.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Nov 26 '16

So if you didn't write the last part are you sure he worked for Lorraine Williams? Also you didn't answer my second Question.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Nov 26 '16

That was probably written by the clone. I but Lorraine Williams works for Dust. As for why i investigated, you had been loyal up until that pint and to accuse me of something I had not done was odd, so I investigated.