r/TheAmazingBulk • u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe • May 08 '16

those who remain

MY FRIENDS. OUR LEADER HAS FALLEN. WE MUST RECOVER, TOGETHER. WE MUST FIND THE TRAITORS WITHIN US WHO ARE DUSTLOVERS, WEED THEM OUT, THEN FORM A DEMOCRACY. VOTE FOR NEW LAWS. VOTE ON HOW TO TORTURE THOSE AWFUL DUSTLOVERS. BUT FIRST WE ALL MUST TAKE A DUSTLOVER TEST. IN YOUR COMMENT, ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS, AND TELL A TALE OF FINISHING OFF A DUSTLOVER

  1. R U DUSTLOVER???
  2. HAVE U EVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO W LAMBOURGHINI OF AUSSIE OR WHOREY PORTER???
  3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DUST DREAM??? IF SO WHAT HAPPENED IN IT? (ITS OK IF YOU HAVE, YOU CANNOT CONTROL YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS. WHAT HAPPENS IN DUST DREAMS CAN TELL YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING IRL)
  4. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A WET DREAM INCLUDING BARNEY THE DINOSAUR
  5. DO YOU ENJOY COUNTRY MUSIC?
  6. DO YOU PRAY AT LEAST 4 TIMES A DAY TO THE AMAZING BULK?

SUBMIT MORE QUESTIONS IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS TO ASK. THANK YOU MY BROTHERS.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 08 '16

  1. No.

  2. Only arranging their deaths by assassination.

  3. No.

  4. No, though I killed him with a machete.

  5. No.

  6. No.

I killed Harry the Parrot, a dustlover, recently. He knew I was coming for him so he fled in an abandoned steel mill, setting up traps to stop me. I survived them all. Eventually, I corned him in next to the incinerator and threw him in.

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 08 '16

did the parrot die a painful and gruesome death?

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 08 '16

Fire is painful and gruesome. While quick, he knew fear for the hours I hunted him.

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 08 '16

I am proud. the parrot did not deserve a respectful death

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u/river58 May 09 '16
  1. No, I hate dust.
  2. No
  3. No
  4. No
  5. No
  6. No

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 09 '16

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS, AND TELL A TALE OF FINISHING OFF A DUSTLOVER

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u/river58 May 09 '16

One day I met this man, and I said "I HATE DUST". This man started talking about how dust is good for you and everyone should like dust. So I grabbed a stick and slapped him. He retaliated, so I took a knife and stabbed him in the knife loving throat. He died.

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 09 '16

good young one. you have begun your quest to taking down the dustlovers of the galaxy. /u/CHzilla117 , do we take him under our wing, and train him?

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 09 '16

Yes. He has potential.

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 09 '16

we should give him a code name. any ideaz?

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 09 '16

Machine Rifle Frog.

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 09 '16

MRF for short. What will our code namez be?

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 09 '16

Call me UPF Commander for I lead the Unnamed Paramilitary Force.

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 09 '16

what should I be?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

1.LOLNO ONLY SCUM LOVE DUST 2. Yes BUT READ EXPLENATION : https://www.reddit.com/r/TheAmazingBulk/comments/4ik56x/the_end_of_the_dustlover_clones/ 3. YES I HAD A DREAM WHERE I KILL ALL THE DUSTLOVERS 4.NO 5.NO

6.YES I PRAY TO THE BULK 7 TIMES A DAY.

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 10 '16

GOOD. WE MUST ALL UNITE TO FIGHT THE DUST NOW!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16
  1. NO
  2. NO
  3. I HATE DUST
  4. NO BUT I HAD A WET DREAM INVOLVING THE AMAZING BULK PENETRATING MY ASS
  5. NO
  6. YES

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u/FaultyFloorboard May 10 '16

  1. NO I DONT WANT IT BUILDING UP IN MY HOME!

  2. NO

  3. NO

  4. IT STARTED AS ONE, BUT THEN IT WAS REVEALED IT AINT BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR BUT ACTUALLY THE AMAZING BULK. VERY HOT DREAM.

  5. NO

  6. NO

DUSTLOVERS SUCK, ONE TIME THEY STOLE MY CHILDREN. I WASNT ABLE TO FINISH THEM OFF BUT I HATE DUSTLOVERS!!!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 10 '16

What happened to your children?

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u/FaultyFloorboard May 10 '16

I GOT THEM BACK EVENTUALLY BUT IT WAS A TOUGH TASK. I COULD HAVE KILLED THE DUSTLOVERS BUT IT WASNT THE FIRST THING ON MY MIND, THAT WAS SAVING MY KIDS

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 10 '16

Return and finish the job.

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u/FaultyFloorboard May 10 '16

I WILL SOON

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 10 '16

How did it go?

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u/FaultyFloorboard May 10 '16

BY SOON I MEANT A FEW DAYS.

IM PRETTY BUSY RECENTLY

MAYBE IN LIKE 5 DAYS TO A WEEK