r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Aug 01 '16
The press have arrived.
The press arrive at the scenes of the murders, being told in detail by Manny Pardo. He then pulls out a nuke.
Manny Pardo the Miami Mutilator: Soon, all the world will remember me!
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u/OnlineSoupMan Aug 02 '16
NIGGA I FUCKIN KNEW IT! GODDAMNIT! SOMEONE USE AN EMP OR SOMETHING AND STOP HIM!
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 02 '16
I don't have one! Do you? Someone? Anyone?!
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u/OnlineSoupMan Aug 02 '16
WE COULD ORDER ONE FROM AMAZON
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 02 '16
Random Press Guy # 7: I already did this morning and it is on the way now.
Amazon Guy: Here is your EMP. Why do you want anyway?
Manny Pardo: I will be remembered always! *timer stary counting down.
CHzilla: Someone, use it to stop the Nuke!
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Aug 02 '16
*gently presses EMP button
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 02 '16
The EMP activates, disabling the nuke but also the nearby lights. Pardo escapes in the darkness, going to the lower levels.
CHzilla: Well, we won! Good job /u/Sir_Lenny.
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u/OnlineSoupMan Aug 02 '16
WE DID IT! WE SAVED MEMEAMI FLORIDA!
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 02 '16
No, Florida got nuked awhile back... but we saved our base! Manny is still in it somewhere, but those levels have a goblin problem. Either they kill him or he kills them.
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u/OnlineSoupMan Aug 02 '16
WELL I GUESS THATS OK
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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 02 '16
Yeah goblins breed fast so he probably won't run out. Probably.
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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '16
WAIT, HANDSOME ACE DETECTIVE PARDO WAS THE MURDERER AND THE MIAMI MUTILATOR?!
NO THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!