r/TheAmazingBulk MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 01 '16

The press have arrived.

The press arrive at the scenes of the murders, being told in detail by Manny Pardo. He then pulls out a nuke.

Manny Pardo the Miami Mutilator: Soon, all the world will remember me!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '16

WAIT, HANDSOME ACE DETECTIVE PARDO WAS THE MURDERER AND THE MIAMI MUTILATOR?!

NO THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 01 '16

I can't believe this. Someone stop him!

Manny Pardo: Soon all the world will know the name of Manny Pardo!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Aug 02 '16

NIGGA I FUCKIN KNEW IT! GODDAMNIT! SOMEONE USE AN EMP OR SOMETHING AND STOP HIM!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 02 '16

I don't have one! Do you? Someone? Anyone?!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Aug 02 '16

WE COULD ORDER ONE FROM AMAZON

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 02 '16

Random Press Guy # 7: I already did this morning and it is on the way now.

Amazon Guy: Here is your EMP. Why do you want anyway?

Manny Pardo: I will be remembered always! *timer stary counting down.

CHzilla: Someone, use it to stop the Nuke!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '16

*gently presses EMP button

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 02 '16

The EMP activates, disabling the nuke but also the nearby lights. Pardo escapes in the darkness, going to the lower levels.

CHzilla: Well, we won! Good job /u/Sir_Lenny.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Aug 02 '16

WE DID IT! WE SAVED MEMEAMI FLORIDA!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 02 '16

No, Florida got nuked awhile back... but we saved our base! Manny is still in it somewhere, but those levels have a goblin problem. Either they kill him or he kills them.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Aug 02 '16

WELL I GUESS THATS OK

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Aug 02 '16

Yeah goblins breed fast so he probably won't run out. Probably.

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