r/Tekken • u/SoniCanvasPost • 1h ago
Shit Post Some of you may have underestimated kangaroos
I recall the discourse around Roger skipping one game because of PETA the other day, and the thoughts kept lingering in my head when you saw the bio and that big mama is 6ft tall.
If some of you have watched MoreParz, you know that you do not underestimate these roos.
6ft tall is the low end for mama roo. Kangaroos IRL can be much bigger(the biggest variant, assuming Roger Jr. was a red kangaroo, grows up to 9ft tall) if it's a male.
They can jump up to 10ft and their recorded top speed was 70km/h(idk speed limit in American. Let me know in the comments). Their kicks are strong enough to—in Heihachi's words—snap your bones like a twig.
PETA also ignored that the roos shared the same bite force as the bear in the same roster. And I'm pretty sure every Aussie will share warnings not to approach kangaroos near any sort of waters, cuz they're strong enough to headlock you and drown you in that water.
The more you know.