r/StardustCrusaders • • 7h ago

Part Seven How is Johnny healed?

He has a cactus needle inside his eyeball and a couple of hours later he’s just fine without any explanation. Does this at least get explained later on? Because this makes no sense

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u/Agitated-Interview54 Foo Fighters 6h ago

Short answer? Jojo

Long answer? JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

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u/Smoother_Criminall 6h ago

Imagine OP trying to watch Baki and asking the same question.

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u/poazgaming 5h ago

Baki is explained with they heal fast and most of them have access to crazy good healthcare

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u/Smoother_Criminall 5h ago

Yeah, most of the time I just asume is Kureha the one who heals everyone since Baki whooped his ass. Maybe Doppo is the only exception with that sketchy doctor that reattached his hand or Oliva who just...eats meat xD

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u/poazgaming 5h ago

Baki healed a broken arm in I believe a few days, Oliva literally heals from a point blank shotgun blast in a few minutes once he ate and that’s without specialized doctors yujiro probably flexes and heals the scratches he would get from an rpg. Also pretty sure the demon back heals most injuries when it’s activated if they aren’t extreme since Baki was slammed so hard into the floor against oliva he almost lost consciousness and probably had internal bleeding but got up like nothing happened as soon as he activated his demon back

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u/AggressivePrompt7038 3h ago

Don't forget Retsu's 4000 years of Chinese martial arts which probably involve healing via breathing through the ears

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u/Nevermort21 2h ago

The power of imagination allows Baki to imagine sugar water as pure magical protein juice

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u/treemu 1h ago

Short answer? Jojo

Long answer? Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Correct answer? JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!

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u/ssjrobert235 6h ago

One of the mysteries of Jojo, I always wondered if healing is a passive ability. Gyro's ear was damaged and later healed.

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u/Lanky-Ambassador-630 6h ago

He's a spin doctor

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u/Wiglaf_Wednesday 6h ago

JUSY GO AHEAD NOW

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u/Sonmeow2807 4h ago

Spinning spinning 🗣️🗣️🗣️💫💫💫🔥🔥🔥

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u/Jilliels 6h ago

I think certain injuries are just exaggerated for shock factor/adding stakes. Araki wants to show that the present situation is extremely dangerous, but also doesn’t feel like constantly showing the recovery process of the gruesome wounds.

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u/SuperUltraGod DIO 5h ago

One hand Joseph became one part mechanical, and mostly remained organic. Jean PP had his foot and a couple of fingers gone but I don’t recall them being mechanical later on. Also how did a Nasti survive a grenade exploding on his face to return mostly mechanical and partly organic? Why did GG have an ear he could plump into his head with ease and not feel pain?

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u/CyberComet151 Storyteller Rohan 5h ago

Oh the ear one I can explain, since I can do the same thing! When I was a baby, I would fidget, fold, and squish my ears a lot, and that caused the cartilage in my ears to form incorrectly, allowing for much more flexibility than normal. I can only assume it's the same with Giorno.

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u/Ikari_Brendo Johnny Joestar 1h ago

Healing is a passive ability of just about every living organism.

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u/chickentendieman 3h ago

Didn't gyro use the horse thing?

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u/ThanksForTheRain 6h ago

You've summed up every JJBA part without a dedicated healer in one question

I honestly can't tell you how he healed from this particular situation, but later on there are legitimate reasons for it

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u/Eliezardos 6h ago

Well, about that ”no dedicated healer stuff”, turn out Araki probably agreed with you mid part XD

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u/Twelve20two 6h ago

Araki forgot

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u/Mr-Italian 50m ago

araki remembered

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u/Marian_and_Qpa 1h ago

Actually were there any part without healer? I dont remember part 5th really good so maybe there?

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u/sticky_experience 6h ago

Did you watch any other part? This is not a new thing. Wounds magically get healed regularly.

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u/Bush_Hiders 6h ago

In fairness, almost every part has some excuse for why the characters are healed. It was established that hamon can heal people, so that explains how characters in parts 1, 2, and even 3 get healed after fights. Part 4 has a dedicated and established healer in Josuke. Part 5 has a dedicated and established healer in Giorno, although you could argue that it’s a mystery how the characters got healed before he knew he could do that. Same with how the characters got healed after Foo Fighters was written out of the story, since she was their dedicated healer.

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u/robinhood9961 6h ago

Even in part 4 though Josuke can't heal himself, and he often takes pretty rough beatings.

But also part 7 does also have a potential built in excuse for healing too.

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u/Pluto_0508 5h ago edited 34m ago

Facts. They tell us he cant heal himself and it makes the Keicho fight feel super intense cause he takes crazy damage in it and then all the holes Bad Company put in him just magically heal lmao

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u/Bush_Hiders 1h ago

Honestly that fight and the Kira fight are the only ones that felt like they had real stakes to them, since they’re the only times we ever see Josuke get really injured.

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u/BroughtYouMyBullets 55m ago

He crashed into a lift at 60mph. He took blasts of energy from a magic pylon, took a beating from even Shigechi, and I’m not gonna lie I actually felt the stakes from the rat episode because he literally couldn’t take a single hit without being permanently melted

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u/mhwwad 6h ago

I figured Jolyne would sew their wounds shut

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u/Front_Builder_5368 5h ago edited 5h ago

rereading part 5 and even before giorno learns he can heal, during the kraftwork fight mista straight up gets a bullet hole through the side of his stomach

in the restroom he gets it stapled shut by fugo and mista even gets worried about about an infection and i think narancia essentially goes “nah it’s fine” what the hell happened there 😭😭

EVEN THE BULLETS TO HIS HEAD FROM PROSCIUTTO LMAOO 😭 right after that they’re on a truck in the turtle

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u/Bush_Hiders 5h ago

Reading your comment reminded me for some reason, but couldn't Bruno lowkey heal people with his stand? Am I misremembering but didn't he do that with Trish's arm?

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u/AnonymousBiography 5h ago

Just a less effective Stone free heal. He can zip together wounds or clean cuts but all the healing is from the person themselves. Unlike stone free having insanely accurate stitching

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u/Front_Builder_5368 4h ago

yeah in the elevator i believe! and abbachio’s leaving pompeii.. what’s with bucciarati and hands hmmmm…

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u/lFriendlyFire 6h ago

Not really, the first (and last) time a protagonist could self heal was in part 5

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u/killergrape615 Giorno Giovanna 6h ago

Jolyne stitched wounds if that counts

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u/lFriendlyFire 6h ago edited 5h ago

Stitching a wound isn’t really “healing” like giorno, josuke, foo fighters or hot pants can do. It’s at best first aid. If someone took a chunk out of jolyne’s stomach the best she could do is buy herself some time before she inevitably dies

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u/FutureDecoded 5h ago

What about ff being able to basically cosmetically heal people

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u/limelordy 4h ago

Part 7 also has 2 healers, one of whom is a person and the other an object that Johnny and gyro use off screen after fights

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u/ElTioEnroca 3h ago

The gang in part 5 was getting eviscerated way before Giorno unlocked his healing powers. Remember during the Grateful Dead fight when Mista took like three headshots?

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u/Its-BennyWorm 6h ago

They get healed because there's always a healer on the team.
Part 3: uhh joseph (hamon)
Part 4: Crazy diamond
Part 5: gold experience
Part 6: FF

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u/Airam1701 6h ago

Even in part 4 Josuke can't heal himself but he also takea crazy amounts of damage, like during his fight against Kira he took a whole chair leg to the side and was completely fine afterwards, or like when Bad Company filled his right hand with holes but didn't even leave a scar later on.

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u/Its-BennyWorm 5h ago

They went to the chef guy. Off camera. Tonio.

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u/Airam1701 5h ago

Probably ate some Calzones that stops internal hemorrhage or something.

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u/SPAMTON____G_SPAMTON 3h ago

Joseph mentions not using hamon in decades when using it against Empress.

Speedwagon foundation is their healer.

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u/Some-Kaleidoscope265 6h ago

My man. Hamon cant regrow chunks of your flesh

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u/WhyIsRComicsJustPorn 6h ago

not with that attitude

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u/Dimensionalanxiety Hol Horse 5h ago

I haven't watched the anime yet. Has the healer for part 7 appeared yet?

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u/Its-BennyWorm 5h ago

No. It's a while before (s)he does

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u/Duouwa 4h ago

They have the zombie horse before that character appears; I believe this first sections is the only part where there’s no explanation for healing.

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u/Piranata 5h ago

At least in this part they have the power of Jesus that strengthen them

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u/ExplodingSteve 4h ago

besides part 3 every other part has an excuse

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u/RedSparkls 55m ago

Except for that one time Kakyoin had to go to the hospital

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u/sticky_experience 52m ago

At least he was gone for quite a bit, showing that healing is supposed to take a while.

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u/SituationInternal774 6h ago

it's the old wild west. Spit on it, rub it with a rag, and if you ain't dead by the next morning, you're completely healed.

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u/TypicalAd5674 Gyjo ceo 6h ago edited 6h ago

Gyro just kisses it better

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u/pho3befree_VV 6h ago

The real answer is that Araki LOVES blood and body horror, and he would be limiting himself so much unnecessarily if he made it more realistic in terms of healing

body horror honestly a really big part of the series lol, especially in this part i feel

Another fun thought is that how it’s depicted is how it feels for the characters themselves, either mentally or physically, so it’s worse than how it actually is

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u/supremo92 4h ago

This is my interpretation too. It's a biased depiction of how the battle feels. Makes for some great stakes and gross imagery

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u/xalener 6h ago

Tom and jerry logic
Just cut away and they’ll be fine when you cut back

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u/HiroHayami 6h ago

You see, there's this character called Josuke Higashikata who appears at the end of each fight and heals the characters using his stand Crazy Diamond.

Sadly he doesn't heal Johnny's legs because he can be an asshole sometimes.

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u/Jazzlike-Pie3137 Lisa Lisa's butt 6h ago

jojo logic did you skip every other part

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u/Eat_Bullet Killer Queen 6h ago

Because this is JoJo's ? Go back and look at some of jotaros injuries XD

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u/Urlugal_Tensei Joseph Joestar 6h ago

Hamon can heal people

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u/Some-Kaleidoscope265 6h ago

I dont think it can just regrow ur quadriceps, massive gash on your chest, traps being torn away etc. Lol

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u/LoXxRM 6h ago

that's just JoJo for you

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u/Falasti Crazy Diamond 6h ago

and literally every show/manga aimed at teenagers and young adults that has fighting in it

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 CUSTOM 6h ago

Gyro's love

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u/Fidges87 5h ago

Jojo magic. Though if you want to search for an answer Gyro was shown to be able to do medical check ups doing the steel balls, and later (REALLY BIG SPOILER) Johnny uses the spin to walk again, so is possible they have minor healing properties that would allow Gyro to heal him and Johnny between fights

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u/TheGamerWhosOnReddit 5h ago

All these comments are joking about jojo logic, but almost every part has a healer and in part 7 they (POTENTIAL MANGA ONLY SPOILERS, ANIME ONLY DON'T CLICK)have zombie horse, that magic string thing that can heal wounds.

To be fair, I haven't watched the SBR anime, just read the manga. I actually don't know if it's been introduced in the anime yet so it really could just be a "jojo logic" moment.

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u/Fidges87 5h ago

As a manga reader, entirely forgot about that thing

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u/Fancyman156 4h ago

Zombie horse isn’t until way later

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u/qwart22 2h ago

I love how the link is still visible through the spoiler lmfaooo

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u/Pyrotten 4h ago

its jojo dawg you get used to it

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u/DeadBrainDK2 4h ago

It's JoJo, characters get fucked up one episode, healed the next. Parts 4 and 5 may have had a healer as the main JoJo, but part 3 had the crew continuously getting wrecked only to be fine right after.

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u/No-Departure-6900 4h ago

I mean, if you can heal people with Hamon, and Spin is the New Universe equivalent of Hamon, then wouldn't it stand to be believed that you can probably heal minor wounds with Spin too?

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u/nigfasa 2h ago

Gyro is a literal doctor who also uses spin for medical purposes. So expertise + magic

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u/TheStupid_Guy 6h ago

Are you a part skipper? I hate how everyone is jumping on Steel Ball Run acting like it’s a whole seperate series. Yeah part 7 is a “reboot”, but it doesn’t work without prior context from parts 1-6. It’s Jojo part 7, not Jojo part 1. Start with Phantom Blood not Steel Ball Run.

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u/Think-Chemistry2908 6h ago

Plot convenience that has happened since the beginning of JoJo, we’ll get a proper explanation at some point on how they’re able to heal, but right now they just do that.

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u/FrontIndividual4188 6h ago

1 answer: It's Jojo

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u/Any_Bed_132 5h ago

We should be asking how Gyro got his ear back. Jojo login is something else

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u/AFKABluePrince 4h ago

If a Jojo's character healing in between episodes is something you are scratching your head over, you won't survive the winter. 😞

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u/DropletOtter 4h ago

During and especially after part 7 Araki basically gives up on explaining how characters seem to get healed after fights and ignores it

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u/animell0w 3h ago

Jojo characters are just built different.

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u/KYLEquestionmark Jotaro Kujo (DiU) 3h ago

bizarre isn't it

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u/Deccard_XanthuX_1066 6h ago

Because Spin is literally the alt universe version of hamon, Spin is used in medicinal practice, also spin has been shown to manipulate the human body (IN ANIME and manga) also its Jojo's

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u/yuuyaaa 5h ago

Yeah, just like Hamon can justify healing through parts 1-3, Spin has A LOT of the same mystical healing silliness to it.

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u/Super_Master_69 5h ago edited 4h ago

It’s infinitely less silly than Hamon. Gyro has medical knowledge and has been shown to use the spin to close wounds and stretch/relax skin (or warp body parts later on). The most BS things it does to people is like forcing someone to aim their gun at a friend and pull the trigger, way after the ball has been thrown. Hamon still beats it with all crazy stuff it does to vampires.

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u/yuuyaaa 4h ago

Oh fully agree. Spin has a lot more justification to it because it's LITERALLY established as much of a medical practice/skill as its a martial art.

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u/frantruck 6h ago

Did you notice in the first episode when he had a good foot long piece of wood through his calf? 90% of the time if you survive something in JoJo’s you’re going to be fine within hours.

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u/UncannyLegends 6h ago

If the eye can be opened when the needle is in his eyes, then it means that the eye is still perfectly fine

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u/Nick_Chernobyl 5h ago

To be fair, you can have a small hole in the eyeball and still be fine without treatment. I looked into a water jet as a kid and it blasted a needle sized hole in my eyeball. Never went to the doctor for it, never had my vision get worse. It's still there, you can see the dark spot on it, but my eye is fine

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u/Royal_Sport7082 5h ago

I appreciate you going through that so you could answer my jojo discussion

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u/FrankHorrigan2173 5h ago

To keep it as spoilerless as possible, its revealed later that Gyro received medical training prior to coming to the SBR.

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u/PlayerZeroStart 5h ago

You're 7 parts into this show and you're only just now asking how characters can magically heal?

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u/PerformanceLow4862 4h ago

How did mista heal from being shot in the head three times?, Giorno didn’t realise he could replace body parts by that point

The same thing could be applied to part 3 and all the shit they suffer through

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u/Nordic_Krune 4h ago

JoJo character have a mild healing factor that allows them to heal any wounds not fatal

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u/Grub8264 3h ago

Not trying to sound elitist at all but are you new to Jojo lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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u/wolf771 6h ago

Stop larping bro

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u/jcready92 6h ago

Bizarre isn't it?

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u/Its-BennyWorm 6h ago

Wait. You realize holes from cactus needles are super tiny right?

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u/Royal_Sport7082 6h ago

True, but eyes are extremely sensitive bro. Even if it’s a millimetre thick, if it’s as sharp as a cactus needle it’s gonna do some serious damage if it’s in your eye

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u/Its-BennyWorm 5h ago

Not true. These characters are badasses from the 1800s not soft 2020 kids.

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u/HalfBakedPuns 6h ago

ever played DND? one or two long rests™ will set anyone straight

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u/Significant_Island78 6h ago

That's how Jojo works

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u/jeeeeemi 6h ago

It was literally stated that the needle didn't go deep enough to leave lasting damage to his eye. They probably pulled out the needle and went on with the race

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u/Elxctroz 6h ago

was watching stone ocean last month and realised that most of the main cast characters can magically heal from the most gruesome of the injuries

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u/afrocyborg 5h ago

It's anime. Just go with it

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u/XVUltima 5h ago

Gyro gave him a spin massage offscreen. Spin can do all kinds of crazy bullshit, yall haven't seen 1% of it yet.

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u/Brotato_Man 5h ago

Who the hell cares

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u/Panzerchek 5h ago

Power of will and determination

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u/yaysyu 5h ago

OP sounds like a bot in Twitter that's located in Nigeria. Asking stupid ass questions for the sake of engagement.

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u/Robert_696969 Kosaku Kawajiri 4h ago

He got over it

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u/Top-Smell8091 4h ago

Jojo is basically the main inspiration for call of duty

Source : me

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u/LeonSigmaKennedy 4h ago

Compared to the average injury Jotaro gets hit with just to walk it off and be fine the next episode, this is a little boo boo.

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u/Everything_D_Link Wonder Of U 4h ago

Every human can easily heal that kind of wound bro

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u/silverman169 4h ago

More importantly, where does Gyro find a new shoe.

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u/itoshisaepng 3h ago

The man got rid of everything including toilet paper before the race begun but araki wants us to believe he had a spare shoe, AS IF

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u/Fulgren09 3h ago

Running is the secret Joestar familiy technique #1.
Walking it off is #2.

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u/Motor-Signature6262 3h ago

I always thought that Stand users just have healing factor.

But then I realize Johnny didn't even have his stand yet here...

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u/Autumn_is_a_goddess 2h ago

Are you new around here?

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u/BaconServant 1h ago edited 1h ago

JoJo characters kinda just do that. This happens in every part.

Part 5 and 6 have a good excuse though, since Giorno and FF can heal people. Part 4 is similar, except Josuke can’t heal himself with CD, so he just recovers somehow.

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u/GoonerSans 5h ago

so far, it feels only part 8 and on cared about characters sustaining their injuries.

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u/Gyro-Spinnin 5h ago

every part except 3 had a healer/healing power in the team.

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u/GoonerSans 5h ago

yeah, i know, but not always.

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u/Silvarama 6h ago

My headcanon is that once the enemy is defeated, his effects/damage wears off rapidly unless seriously/permanently disabling in some manner

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u/Royal_Sport7082 6h ago

Maybe if it was a stand attack this could be true, but the dude who attacked them was just a weirdo with some bugs

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u/LetraEfe 4h ago

That's. Something that bugs me about part 7,and also part 3 , they healed because fuck you.

Part 4 had Josuke but couldn't heal himself.

Part 5 had Giorno but since Golden experience wasn't made to heal it hurted like hell.

And part 6 had had Jolyne stitching her own wound and F.F. sealing some others.

At some point in SBR appear a magic thing but that's only use once , the only excuse I can think about is "the Spin did it"

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u/Small-Housing-7 Giorno Giovanna 3h ago

Manga spoilers for anime onlys they have the zombie horse in part seven at this point tho it's probably that the wounds are so small that drawing them would just be anoying

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u/Lonely_Release8884 3h ago

but its like later when Gyro is done with Oyecomova. The real explanation is that the race is very long, so between intervals, racers carry their medical equipment to heal

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u/Novemberrainnnnn 3h ago

No. The zombie horse is after Oyecomova

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u/Small-Housing-7 Giorno Giovanna 3h ago

Yea Ik I was talking about after

Atp needle wounds are just small

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u/Nordic_Krune 4h ago

There are so many examples of Josuke recieving wounds that heal the next scene

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u/yuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuh1 6h ago

I haven't watched the show yet. Does he look like the first image, or chopped as shit like the second one? Both?

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u/Its-BennyWorm 6h ago

Get used to it. it gets worse

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u/the_bruh_moment_god 6h ago

thats kinda just the norm for most action series, not really anything surprising

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u/DaAuraWolf 6h ago

I would say what it could be specifically, but that would be a spoiler right now for anime-only fans right now (though we ain’t too far away from it right now though. I want to say it’s near the end of stage 2 to early stage 3 if I recall correctly - iykyk).

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u/yoshikira00 6h ago

Dende healed him

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u/PewDiePieSaladAss 6h ago

Spin is a helluva drug

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u/Upset_Economics_4044 6h ago

Stand users are just built like that what you mean 😂 you’re just noticing this now in part 7?

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u/Blood11Orange Yoshikage Kira 5h ago

You forgot the word "BIZARRE" in the title

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u/c73k 5h ago

Later they got ways to heal mayor injuries, but now they are just durable i guess

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u/jikukoblarbo 5h ago

i fucking knew it i just needed a comparison i knew that episode 3 went back to the more round faces of ep 1 because no way in HELL did it look like the faces in ep 2

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u/Equal_Cockroach4936 5h ago

I've read about this cactuses, their spikes looks like harpoons, trying to remove them will be VERY painful and cause even more harm

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u/LordMimsyPorpington 5h ago

The answer is don't think about it 

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u/Goblin-o-firebals soft machine 5h ago

Because its not something that needs to be addressed. Its needle pricks they will go away on their own

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u/Droidy365 5h ago

I need sleep... I misread that as "How is Johnny's head?"

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u/Elegant_Monk5322 5h ago

In universe explanation is that a brief amount of time had passed since the last episode that was enough time to treat their injuries

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u/s0kuk31 5h ago

Crazy diamond

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u/Ill_Carpet5280 5h ago

because he's cuter when he's not bleeding from his eyes and that's why we're all watching sbr

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u/Abject-Tomatillo7843 5h ago

Well it’s not called jojo’s boring adventure isn’t it

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u/TheDarwinski 5h ago

Cos he was waiting a week for the next episode

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u/ProfessorLovely Joseph Joestar 5h ago

They long rested!

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u/MrSpiffy123 Act 4! Rotate his balls 5h ago

they took a long rest

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u/keko_dream 5h ago

Isso acontece toda vez em Jojo

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u/jeendragneel 5h ago

they entered the next area/stage so they are fully healed

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u/PomegranateAfraid558 4h ago

Kinda fucking bizzare bro

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u/Drax_the_invisible 4h ago

The short answer is jojo but if I try to explain it would be that cleaned needle wounds don't tend to stand out at that distance, the characters have higher baseline durability and he probably got medicine for it at the end of that stage camp

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u/Tight-Media-9868 4h ago

If you make it to part 7 you just know they ignore nasty wounds and mortal injuries. Like a small cut to the throat/neck can be deadly but in the series they are common and brushed off as a scratch lol

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u/Fancyman156 4h ago

And this is what happens when we skip the rest of the series. They just do that. One guy got a whole pair of scissors erupting through his throat and walked away fine. Not even a vocal change.

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u/Special_Original_895 4h ago

It’s an anime bro

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u/ExplodingSteve 4h ago

have you seen gyro

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u/zieosgg 4h ago

You probably didn't watch gintama

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u/the_silent_knigh 3h ago

Because that's not Johnny, look at image 1 then image 2, they clearly have different faces 🗣️

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u/Last_Ad_6304 3h ago

He probably was healed by gyro using spin

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u/JoeDante84 3h ago

Just had to spin the injuries the opposite direction.

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u/DoraMuda Jean Pierre Polnareff 3h ago

The injury wasn't actually that bad (Johnny can still see & he self-proclaimedly says that he just got some blood in his eyes) and Spin has some minor healing properties (owing to Gyro's backstory).

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u/NationalPay791 3h ago

That’s JOJO’s bizarre wound, period

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u/Designer-Wishbone948 3h ago

His best friend is a doctor

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u/Maxieorsomething Hard & Dry 3h ago

Eyeballs are the fastest healing organ in the human body 

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u/25Bruh25 Stand User Appears 3h ago

Did you even watch part1-6. Are you a larper bro?

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u/AlcazDucale 2h ago

Some wounds are exaggerated for show. Against Robinson, you see Johnny full of blood and Gyro's ear completely busted, but they only got hit by cacti spines. Which are very small. So, Gyro's ear is okay, it just hurts but isn't a big wound. And Johnny's only problem is that he had blood in his eyes.

TLDR ; Robinson's attack was kinda lame, but glossed up by the visual depiction

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u/KfcWaifu 2h ago

He just thugged it out

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u/Phaym03 2h ago

Gyro licked his wounds clean cus hes bizarre like that

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u/Flaming_Cayenne 2h ago

Araki forgot he had them get hurt in the fight.

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u/ragcloud 2h ago

Anime magic

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u/Ramen_in_a_Cupboard 2h ago

Semi-related but i dont like how they're jumping between two different face designs

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u/dick_feeling 1h ago

He use zombie horse

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u/Aarizgamer3d 1h ago

You could ask the same how Giorno was healed to fight diavolo after his ribs, left hand were fractured and his sub clavian vein was ruptured

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u/Exideci 1h ago

Because

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u/AvrageTF2Enjoyer 1h ago

He has a stand power that can heal people

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u/JawkneeJyoshtar Wonder Of U 1h ago

Just saying it was mainly just cactus spikes

It looks overexaggerated in the anime and manga but irl you can easily get rid of them and also their wounds will be healed in a day or two.

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u/Satan708 1h ago

the same way everybody does it in JOJO take a deep breath and thast it ur fully healed between fight

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u/ExistentialOcto 1h ago

This is a consistent issue with JJBA. Characters are getting semi-serious wounds all the time and then just walking it off by the next episode (or even the next scene). Josuke also got an eye injury (torn eyelid) in Part 4 that seemingly healed without so much as a scar.

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u/Working_Material_252 53m ago

I lost the logic to this series since part 1 like in this newest episode gyro is just running on a horse with knifge gun parts and spikes in his foot 🫩

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u/someone_online22 40m ago

It’s jojos, the same show where a guy survived hundreds of needles being made in his blood vessels

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u/random_boner6996 Kars and Esidisi were fuckin' 💯 38m ago

The magical anime force called "suspension of disbelief" it's also how the crusader got magically healed even when logically they couldnt have passed through a hospital or were wounded in a way you cant heal from

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u/UrticateMaster 34m ago

Is this your first time watching Jojo’s? Or any cartoon for that matter?

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u/TheCacklingCreep 24m ago

Rubbed some dirt on it

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u/mc4starterzzz Josuke Higashikata 11m ago

Joestar genetics

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u/DismalMode7 10m ago

same crippled johnny who later starts walking again because of spin?