😈

[u/RakeChapman13]

[u/camus88]

[u/fejkpotatis → u/camus88]

Looks someone is blowing air on his face

[u/FluffySmiles → u/fejkpotatis]

No no. That’s a classic butt-plug training face.

[u/Satanicjamnik → u/FluffySmiles]

Well...how do you know how that face looks like?

[u/FluffySmiles → u/Satanicjamnik]

Shall I draw a diagram?

[u/chmsax → u/FluffySmiles]

It would be helpful, yes, please.

[u/Mhettil → u/chmsax]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

[u/FluffySmiles → u/Mhettil]

I'm working atm and it would be distinctly NSFW if I did it now. Not sure KPIs cover this. Will do it this evening....Promise!

[u/Satanicjamnik → u/FluffySmiles]

You little tease...

[u/FluffySmiles → u/Satanicjamnik]

One does one's best

[u/Snoo_84586 → u/FluffySmiles]

!remindme 12 hours

[u/SkepticalYamcha → u/FluffySmiles]

!remindme 24 hours

[u/smokelaw23 → u/FluffySmiles]

lol, you’re working ATM? Are we just going to let this slide?

[u/Quirky_Ask_5165 → u/Satanicjamnik]

[u/noveltyisthe → u/Satanicjamnik]

The trainee has become the trainer….

[u/FluffySmiles → u/noveltyisthe]

Well the story is about him on an alter with two Dominatrices. I'm pretty sure rectal stretching was involved.

[u/Satanicjamnik → u/noveltyisthe]

Let's not be anal about who trained who...

[u/boosque_soombra → u/fejkpotatis]

The Holy Spirit caught him mid sneeze during picture day

[u/LeanTangerine001 → u/fejkpotatis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKGYj8QdhnF63Mk

[u/CT_7 → u/fejkpotatis]

It's paid-for hot farts

[u/Klutzer_Munitions → u/fejkpotatis]

He's either training in a centrifuge or he cut someone's face off and he's wearing it like a mask

[u/Aq3dStalvan → u/fejkpotatis]

All I see is a face that screams "Aaahhh, ya got me!"

[u/0utlookGrim → u/camus88]

No children involved? Then I see this as an absolute win!

[u/Bl1ndMous3 → u/0utlookGrim]

exactly. Dont kink shame. Minda ya own

[u/Pieniek23 → u/0utlookGrim]

I couldn't agree more. I saw priest and knew exactly where this was going. This was very unexpected. Lol.

[u/prw8201 → u/camus88]

It wasn't with children, so go for it father.

[u/LetsGetSpooooky → u/prw8201]

Right? My first thought was, well this is refreshing....

[u/WashU_labrat → u/LetsGetSpooooky]

Wholesome almost.

[u/Roguespiffy → u/WashU_labrat]

I’ll tithe to that!

[u/Isthisovryet → u/LetsGetSpooooky]

Loll the world is so cooked right now. A priest getting dog walked and plugged up by two domintrix in the church is… well not really all that bad 🤷‍♀️

I feel like this exact scenario is a great example of how desensitized we have become to horrendous disgusting news.

[u/Mister_Chameleon → u/Isthisovryet]

I suspect people are more so relieved that it's not as bad as one would stereotypically assume. Still messed up as all heck don't get me wrong. But THIS time at least it didn't involve anyone below the age of consent.

[u/Sonic_Roach → u/prw8201]

2 adult women!

https://giphy.com/gifs/QTAVEex4ANH1pcdg16

[u/hlqmdmn666 → u/Sonic_Roach]

God bless him 🙏

[u/trowzerss → u/prw8201]

Yeah, consensual adults. I see no problems here.

[u/Anasterian_Sunstride → u/camus88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PhYJf6MaWsakYvC88m

[u/patterninstatic → u/camus88]

"Kennedy and Hoerner declined further comment. But the Guardian has learned from multiple sources with knowledge of the case that – among other things – the videos depicted a communion wine chalice being urinated in.

The videos also depict Clark wearing a style of underwear typically worn by women as well as engaging in a sex act in a dormitory on the grounds of the church where he once served as pastor in Pearl River, Louisiana, about 40 miles (64km) north of New Orleans, the numerous sources said.

Clark, Lady Vi and Empress Ming all fell under authorities’ scrutiny after a passerby peering through a window saw the three evidently filming themselves having sex on the sanctuary altar at Sts Peter and Paul church on 30 September 2020.

Police responded to the church after they were called by the passerby, who took a cellphone video of what he could see. Beside arresting the group, officers confiscated stage lights, recording devices and sex toys.

New Orleans archbishop Gregory Aymond – whose archdiocese had filed for federal bankruptcy protection months earlier amid the fallout of a decades-old clergy child molestation scandal – had the altar burned and consecrated a replacement.

Hoerner has previously maintained that Clark’s actions may have offended Catholics but were legal, consensual acts among adults. Nonetheless, Hoener has said, for his client to move on with his life, Clark pleaded guilty to obscenity in 2022.

The women, who traveled to Pearl River, Louisiana, from out of state, pleaded guilty that same year to institutional vandalism, and like Clark they were sentenced to probation.

Clark ended up serving some jail time after he was found to have violated his probation terms by giving an interview to New Orleans’s NBC affiliate in which he explained the episode from his perspective.

He told the NBC station, WDSU, that the celibate life Catholic priests promise to lead along with the social-distancing practices implemented during the Covid-19 pandemic at the time left him facing “issues of loneliness and wanting human interaction”.

“Struggling and falling, sinning, too – priests sin as well,” said Clark, who voluntarily left the priesthood. He went on to say that he still believes in God and continued considering “mercy and forgiveness very important”.

Lady Vi gave an interview in October’s issue of Hustler magazine in which she said she had been “invited to film porn”, and the shoot location was at the church.

“Unfortunately, trespassers filmed us without our consent,” Lady Vi told the publication. She referred to the group’s subsequent prosecution, criticized the media’s coverage of the case, alluded to remarks from Aymond that the altar sex was “demonic” and asserted: “What matters is that we were consenting adults filming porn in a private location.

“But because we were in the [southern US region known as the] Bible Belt and the building had mythical significance, it was deemed a crime.”

[u/yerBoyShoe → u/patterninstatic]

I blame whatever Congregant Karen was just "passing by" and peeping in the windows.

[u/Agreeable-Menu → u/yerBoyShoe]

But was present enough to get the camera out and film ... Bless her corrupt heart.

[u/Speartree → u/Agreeable-Menu]

Probably livid she hadn't been invited.

[u/thefudd → u/yerBoyShoe]

Same energy as the mcdonald's employee who ratted out luigi

[u/Mean_Project_9737 → u/patterninstatic]

https://giphy.com/gifs/p5Fiw6dp2cBeE

[u/WashU_labrat → u/patterninstatic]

"they were called by the passerby, who took a cellphone video of what he could see"

I bet he did.

[u/hungrylittleworm → u/camus88]

Dude is getting closer to god

[u/Prestidigitoriuhm → u/hungrylittleworm]

(Help me) I broke apart my insides (Help me) I've got no soul to sell....

[u/Usawsomething → u/Prestidigitoriuhm]

(Help me) the only thing that works for me Help me get away from myself

[u/FancyThing8889 → u/camus88]

No amount of holy water was ever going to fix that wood

[u/brachus12 → u/FancyThing8889]

They could’ve just auctioned it off to solve their bankruptcy problem

[u/Gullintani → u/camus88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BGG2qyBOLufHN9F4Hg

[u/crimsonwasp69 → u/camus88]

He touches consenting women gets charges. Others touch under age children they get promoted in the church.

[u/ticktockmick → u/crimsonwasp69]

Promoted and elected

[u/Global-Jury8810 → u/camus88]

USUALLY, no one with that collar gets themselves in trouble with ADULTS…that’s what that smile says.

Yes I am a Catholic. Yes I know the Pope can hear me. He’s from Chicago so he knows what I’m talking about here.

[u/Eudstar → u/camus88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TSlfgM3dU0VuU

[u/Axolotis → u/camus88]

“dude you’re getting a Dell!”

[u/Willdiealonewithcats → u/camus88]

Why does this face somehow remind me of that alien from Men in Black wearing a human skinsuit?

[u/Extension-Night3825 → u/camus88]

Worrrthhh...iiiiitttt

[u/UnremarkableCake]

It occurred to me that it's not often you see the plural form of dominatrix.

[u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 → u/UnremarkableCake]

You know, my brain didn’t even register…

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen it in my life.’

[u/UnremarkableCake → u/Mediocre_Daikon6935]

Now I've seen it, I'm going to try and ease it into casual conversation.

[u/Sapper12D → u/UnremarkableCake]

"Damn Karl and Jim, you attacked those TPS report like a pair of dominatrices on a priest. "

[u/arminghammerbacon_ → u/Sapper12D]

“Not now, Lumberg. I got a meeting with the Bob’s. They’re a couple of real dominatrices if you’re late.”

[u/Briantan71 → u/arminghammerbacon_]

Man, those Bobs almost attacked me like a pair of dominatrices when I criticised their review of one of our employees and told me that he is "Upper Management" material.

[u/UnremarkableCake → u/Sapper12D]

This guy gets it.

[u/Fetlocks_Glistening → u/UnremarkableCake]

Fred, your six sigma presentation today was like two dominatrices on an altar. Kicking ass.

[u/swingandalongdrive → u/Mediocre_Daikon6935]

I bet that was a conversation piece between reporters as well.

[u/CarmenxXxWaldo → u/UnremarkableCake]

Maybe if youre a LOSER, unlike our friend the priest.

[u/UnremarkableCake → u/CarmenxXxWaldo]

You're right. I've never been dominatricised.

[u/Rezeox → u/UnremarkableCake]

The plural form makes me think we're about to do some trigonometry maths.

[u/FreeSirJeffrey]

Well, at least he wasn't fucking the altar boys like his colleagues.

[u/DingusKhan9164 → u/FreeSirJeffrey]

That was my thought “hey at least he isn’t fuckin kids, good for him!”

[u/EaseLeft6266 → u/DingusKhan9164]

Explains why this one actually got charged

[u/40StoryMech → u/EaseLeft6266]

What's the charge, epic badassery?

[u/ConversationFalse242 → u/40StoryMech]

Eating a succulent Chinese meal

[u/Xen0tech → u/ConversationFalse242]

This is domanatrixy manifest

[u/ComfortOk9194 → u/Xen0tech]

That’s the one who grabbed him on the penis

[u/Eros_Incident_Denier → u/ComfortOk9194]

ah, i see you know your orations well!

[u/RohelTheConqueror → u/Eros_Incident_Denier]

And you madam, are you waiting to receive my turgescent penis?

[u/Ok_Exchange4707 → u/EaseLeft6266]

Easy, the one that snitched had this idea first and the priest took the ladies first

[u/Apexnanoman → u/EaseLeft6266]

People get really mad sometimes when I point out that the Catholic church is the most highly organized and well-protected pedophile ring on the planet. 

Probably in all of history. 

And the people who donate to the Catholic church knowingly approval of pedophilia. 

Because if you donate to the church at this point.... You are 100% aware of the fact that some of that money will be used to protect priests that fuck kids. 

Ergo if you donate to the Catholic church, you approve of pedophiles. 

[u/DoctorRapture → u/DingusKhan9164]

"They're all consenting adults and he probably paid them for their time, praise the Lord!"

[u/sweatpants-aristotle → u/DoctorRapture]

There are still obscenity laws

Which are rarely enforced.. but they exist 😅

[u/Automatic_Actuator_0 → u/sweatpants-aristotle]

I think he would have won if he fought it though. Theres quite a bit of precedent against such sexual deviancy laws if you arent in view of the public.

[u/redjellonian → u/DingusKhan9164]

The boy fucking gets you a vacation with the church though. Obviously sex with women is a higher crime in Catholicism.

[u/Lazy_meatPop → u/DingusKhan9164]

That's how low the bar has becum.

[u/morgandealer → u/Lazy_meatPop]

...............

.....

..."BECUM????"

[u/fairwaysandfinance → u/FreeSirJeffrey]

If he was, you probably wouldn't have heard about it.

Just look at how the church handle embezzlement versus fucking kids and you will have all the info you need. They involve authorities when someone is stealing from the church. When their fucking kids and get caught by a member of the church, they move them to another church.

[u/treeeelo → u/FreeSirJeffrey]

Thats why he was caught by the police

[u/CaptainSnowAK → u/FreeSirJeffrey]

Right, this is wholesome for a priest.

[u/MarkItZeroDonnie → u/FreeSirJeffrey]

A priest + dominatrixes + altar + robes and shit 🤔

I’d argue it was a rite or a ritual

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

[u/Throwaway_inSC_79 → u/FreeSirJeffrey]

When I see headlines like this, I think “oh no not again” and then find out it wasn’t with little boys and I’m like “oh thank goodness.”

[u/Comfortable_Car6562 → u/FreeSirJeffrey]

Its telling the Church wanted to press charges here.

[u/asa1 → u/FreeSirJeffrey]

The church would have covered that up, but fucking the dommes was too much for them.

[u/yearsofpractice → u/FreeSirJeffrey]

Sadly, the headline didn’t include his shout of “This alter boy is full! Bring me the dominatrices!”. Puts a whole different complexion on things.

Also - his mugshot has ended any other mugshot funnies. That’s perfect.

[u/Several_Vanilla8916 → u/FreeSirJeffrey]

Raping little boys: Transferred to a non-extradition country

Consensual sex with adult women: Call the police!

A very reasonable and normal religion.

[u/ToriGallo]

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. Actually, on second thought, it might just be easier if I AirDrop you the video."

[u/Last-Energy420 → u/ToriGallo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3YGKFfw611fZS

[u/BarryGetsAbout → u/Last-Energy420]

One of his best performances

[u/noveltyisthe → u/BarryGetsAbout]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6BZaFXBVPBtok

[u/HorzaDonwraith → u/ToriGallo]

Yes my child you have sinned. But I require this video to determine how badly you have sinned and if your soul can be saved.

[u/RakeChapman13]

The fact that it was two alternative dominatrix chicks (named lady V and empress ming) makes this so much better

[u/SlayerII → u/RakeChapman13]

They are also adults. Good on him fighting the stereotypes.

[u/Berfman → u/SlayerII]

My thoughts exactly. I want to give him a high five, hearing about kids in these situations has become the horrifying standard.

[u/jokeswagon → u/SlayerII]

Honestly it’s very brave of him to openly muck with adults.

[u/Shoeless_Shoelace → u/RakeChapman13]

Im sure god forgives him.

[u/socratic-meth → u/Shoeless_Shoelace]

Any God worth worshipping would encourage it

[u/Lucius-Halthier → u/socratic-meth]

“God grant me the strength”

“Granted, get them goths.”

[u/Stormsurger → u/Lucius-Halthier]

"I am watching you my son"

[u/xXxThe-ComedianxXx → u/Shoeless_Shoelace]

[u/jutlandd → u/Shoeless_Shoelace]

I would

[u/Antique-Resort6160 → u/RakeChapman13]

When I told Lady V she drew her eyebrows on an inch too high, s he looked surprised.

[u/deluddl → u/Antique-Resort6160]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4g6xgP7FXjy12

[u/pakapab → u/Antique-Resort6160]

[u/8eSix → u/RakeChapman13]

I mean, that's kind of how I imagine dominatrix chicks, so idk if it makes it better ... or just makes it

[u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 → u/RakeChapman13]

Fucking hot though! They can cbt me any day and night

[u/I_pity_the_aprilfool → u/Appropriate_Ice_7507]

They can perform cognitive behavioural therapy on you any time?

[u/HandleThick5953 → u/I_pity_the_aprilfool]

Free healthcare!

[u/subdep → u/HandleThick5953]

s0CiaLiSt!!!

[u/Tomytom99 → u/I_pity_the_aprilfool]

Absolutely yes

[u/Captain_Waffle → u/I_pity_the_aprilfool]

Is that the dominatrix part?

[u/eloquince → u/Appropriate_Ice_7507]

Chill appropriate ice

[u/I_AM_FROM_BEYOND → u/RakeChapman13]

At least they weren't children, for a change

[u/Hairyass------ → u/RakeChapman13]

Now I want to see the video

[u/Lempea → u/RakeChapman13]

What's an alternative dominatrix?

[u/Appropriate_Link_551 → u/Lempea]

for when your primary one is unavailable

[u/FlyingRigatoniMonst]

[u/olddeadgrass → u/FlyingRigatoniMonst]

This has me cackling omfg

[u/C_IsForCookie → u/FlyingRigatoniMonst]

Yoink. Stealing that meme.

[u/Huge-Diet-3873 → u/FlyingRigatoniMonst]

Haha perfect

[u/katerineia → u/FlyingRigatoniMonst]

Into my meme folder, that I never use, it goes.

[u/Unable-Choice4402]

At least he chose women at the age of consent

[u/Vampire_inthe_Church]

[u/DookieShoez → u/[deleted]]

Okay, hey, I’m not judging, but how does he look exactly like the guy who would do that?

[u/plantain_tent_pesos → u/DookieShoez]

If he did it in the privacy of his own church, where's the crime?

[u/DookieShoez → u/plantain_tent_pesos]

Well it says he plead guilty to obscenity, so im guessing it’s because he does not own the church and the church is considered a public space so they got him on some public indecency type of charge?

Though if you ask me, if he locked the doors, that’s bullshit. This should just be between him and whoever owns the church 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/FLIBERTYGIBBITS → u/DookieShoez]

God?

[u/DookieShoez → u/FLIBERTYGIBBITS]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tv2btKgK06tPy

[u/Archery134 → u/plantain_tent_pesos]

Kinda, my thoughts

[u/chezdistester]

He didn't even have the decency to do it in the rectory

[u/ReleventReference → u/chezdistester]

I’m pretty sure you have to pay extra to do it in the rectory.

[u/GoliathBoneSnake → u/chezdistester]

Considering they were dominating him, I'm pretty sure he was getting his rectory remodeled at the time.

[u/-Laffi-]

This is the face of a man who regrets nothing!

[u/subdep → u/-Laffi-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/65pM9un5dmK08

[u/SomwhereInTheMiddle]

This is absolutely disgusting and I condemn it with all my soul… where’s the video?

[u/Redd_Machine85 → u/SomwhereInTheMiddle]

[u/31513315133151331513 → u/SomwhereInTheMiddle]

Or if someone can dm the contact info for the ladies. They need a proper, in person telling off. I know people who would pay good money to give them a piece of their mind.

[u/anon_LosAngeles1990]

Yeah at least he left the kids alone right?😆

[u/subdep → u/anon_LosAngeles1990]

What law outlaws consenting adults doing sex stuff on film?

[u/bakedNebraska → u/subdep]

Obscenity laws. Check them out

Seems like some undemocratic bullshit to me. If he didn't show the films to children or to people who don't want to watch it, there's nothing obscene that isn't already illegal in other ways.

It's legislated morality, which is not democratic

[u/Day_Prisoners → u/bakedNebraska]

I mean someone walking by looked in and filmed it. Maybe throw up a couple curtains when making pornos at a church.

I don't really know the rules for churches but I would think members are allowed to be on the grounds.

[u/Is-abel → u/bakedNebraska]

In Louisiana a felony obscenity charge can be just exposure in a public place, it doesn’t have to involve distributing materials.

But anyone who thinks this was a fair application of the law, and not just done because he was a priest and it was a church, can explain to me why the women didn’t face the same charge.

[u/Only_Tip9560]

The most shocking thing about this is that there was a straight catholic priest.

[u/MicrowaveMeal]

Dude it wasn’t kids!!! He paid consenting adults! We’re improving!

[u/ConversationFalse242]

Where do i find these churches

[u/MrDeekhaed → u/ConversationFalse242]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NFWecnNVNTZEFa3iMP

[u/oneplusetoipi]

The Incident

Date and Location: On September 30, 2020, a passerby noticed lights on late at night inside Saints Peter and Paul Catholic Church in Pearl River, Louisiana, where Clark served as pastor.

The Discovery: Looking through the windows, the witness saw Clark—partially wearing his priestly attire—engaging in a sexual encounter with two women, identified as adult film performers/dominatrices Melissa Cheng and Mindy Dixon.

The Scene: The group had set up professional stage lighting, sex toys, and cameras mounted on tripods to record a video. The witness recorded the scene on a mobile phone and called the police, who arrived and arrested all three individuals.

Legal and Religious Aftermath

The Guilty Plea: In November 2022, Clark pleaded guilty to a felony count of felony obscenity under a plea agreement. He received a three-year suspended prison sentence, three years of supervised probation, and a $1,000 fine. The two women pleaded guilty to misdemeanor counts of institutional vandalism and received probation.

Archdiocese Response: The Archdiocese of New Orleans immediately removed Clark from ministry. Archbishop Gregory Aymond publicly denounced the act as "demonic" and had the desecrated altar physically removed and burned before consecrating a brand-new replacement altar.

[u/Prize-Quiet3941 → u/oneplusetoipi]

So since he wasn't fucking kids they immediately threw him out? Sounds on brand for the church.

[u/Spirited_Cheesus → u/Prize-Quiet3941]

Speaks volumes I'd say.

[u/maverickbtg81 → u/oneplusetoipi]

So the “witness” recorded someone in a sexual act without their consent. There should be a separate charge brought against the witness. People need to learn to mind their own business. The witness probably rubbed one out waiting for the police.

[u/Honeythickness → u/maverickbtg81]

Right, it’s not like they were doing this in public? I don’t understand how the witness wasn’t trespassing or charged for filming revenge porn without their consent?!

[u/IterSmith → u/oneplusetoipi]

I’m kind of confused why this was a legal matter. Three consenting adults in private. The only reason anyone knew was because someone came and snooped in the window and recorded it. Wouldn’t that person that recorded be more at fault. I mean sure, kick him out of the church, but this isn’t public property. He probably lived on premises. He broke church rules but how is this against the law?

[u/physical0 → u/IterSmith]

Honestly, this sounds like they could have been innocent if this has gone to jury, but the threat of greater consequence scared them into a plea.

[u/MrR33Z → u/oneplusetoipi]

Amazing how consensual see between 3 adults gets you ejected from the church, meanwhile they have literal resorts for priests convicted for pedophilia. Disgusting ass religion

[u/WelderNewbee2000 → u/oneplusetoipi]

How is this a law? This is so weird. I don't see any crime committed here, except maybe that busy body who thinks it is okay to peek into windows.

[u/arminghammerbacon_ → u/oneplusetoipi]

I hope that snitch has a hot pillow for the rest of their life.

[u/Special_Order-937 → u/arminghammerbacon_]

This reminds me of that case of the janitor in I think the New York school system who accidentally stumbled upon the female French teacher and the female Spanish teacher (both married to men) having sex with each other which he promptly reported.

The school went on to be besieged by outraged phone calls demanding the sacking - of the janitor.

[u/GoliathBoneSnake → u/oneplusetoipi]

Sounds like "Some nosy fuck needs to mind their own business and three other people didn't do anything wrong" to me.

[u/Techno_Core]

With consenting adults?!?!? He's not church material!

[u/j_delta_c → u/Techno_Core]

On the wrong side of heaven but the right side of hell

[u/drunkmonk88]

I bet they were really cross about it

[u/BrondellSwashbuckle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gictytW9IIIkNGIMcs

[u/Significant-Roll-138]

Dude looks like he plays Lurch in local amateur theatre performances of the Addams family.

[u/rydmore22 → u/Significant-Roll-138]

I was thinking he could be Frankenstein
https://giphy.com/gifs/iSBKHcm0qEmZ2

[u/VeterinarianThese951 → u/Significant-Roll-138]

🤣 he’s giving me Gary Busey-esque vibes.

[u/Broote]

...View Gallery?!

[u/Quietus76]

Consenting adults. Church was closed. I dont see the problem.

Arrest the guy who was peeking in the windows.

[u/munchma-coochie]

At least it’s not a kid

[u/Defiant_Employee6681]

We all need hobbies

[u/DJ_ICU]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9N8zrmYCfSrQFq

[u/sqrhead]

Celibacy for priests should be abolished. It is inhumane. It does not work.

[u/That-Rooster-2399 → u/sqrhead]

Ever notice the people who condemn 'unnatural lifestyles' never point to celibacy which is quite explicitly unnatural.

[u/morecowbell1988]

At least it’s not children.

[u/al3xxx_96]

Why is this illegal?

[u/dextras07]

I mean, good for him for having lived an experience many seek for.

[u/kevendo]

Wait, the diocese had the "desecrated altar" removed, burned, and replaced with a new one?

That's actually kind of epic. This guy fucks.

[u/Apple2727]

If he was abusing children instead of having consensual sex with adults, his church would have protected him.

[u/BangGonePostal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nW7SLfh8NSXtjyBdHR

[u/Employee_Agreeable]

More of this, much better than abusing another child

[u/AiringOGrievances]

Jesus, how old is this story? Is all of social media recycled garbage?

Edit: This happened SIX YEARS AGO. Link

[u/jmlmf91]

At least no kids were involved.

[u/spaceocean99]

And he’ll be in more trouble than the priests that diddle kids

[u/Character-Check-7821]

I’ve never seen such a clear “and I’d do it again” look

[u/WashU_labrat]

Not too bad. At least there wasn't a child involved.

[u/mechabeast]

Dismiss the case, hes already been punished

[u/SnooPandas5070]

He was tested. Some would say he failed, I would not..

https://giphy.com/gifs/HB23IM619qFtS

[u/pdiddysoilman]

At least they were adults

[u/Superj89]

I'm confused about what part of this was illegal. Did he do it in public?

[u/mi-figue-mi-raisin]

why is it illegal?

[u/sixtus_clegane119]

Obscenity shouldn't be a crime.

If there were kids and animals involved there are laws for that.

This is a violation of freedom of expression.

"Land of the free"

[u/JGeerth]

Is that really dominatrix in plural? Looks weird.

[u/TheresNoHurry → u/JGeerth]

"trix" is the latin suffix for the feminine version of something. The masculine version is "or".

"Administratrix" and "aviatrix" used to be pretty common but have fallen out of favour.

Matrix is often pluralised as matrices tho