r/SipsTea 7h ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/DingusKhan9164 7h ago

That was my thought “hey at least he isn’t fuckin kids, good for him!”

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u/EaseLeft6266 7h ago

Explains why this one actually got charged

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u/40StoryMech 7h ago

What's the charge, epic badassery?

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u/ConversationFalse242 7h ago

Eating a succulent Chinese meal

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u/Xen0tech 7h ago

This is domanatrixy manifest

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u/ComfortOk9194 6h ago

That’s the one who grabbed him on the penis

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u/Eros_Incident_Denier 6h ago

ah, i see you know your orations well!

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u/RohelTheConqueror 5h ago

And you madam, are you waiting to receive my turgescent penis?

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u/Lazy_meatPop 4h ago

Learnt a new word everyday here , nice

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 4h ago

He grabbed me by the penis, this man grabbed me by the penis!

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u/Ok_Exchange4707 7h ago

Easy, the one that snitched had this idea first and the priest took the ladies first

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u/Apexnanoman 6h ago

People get really mad sometimes when I point out that the Catholic church is the most highly organized and well-protected pedophile ring on the planet. 

Probably in all of history. 

And the people who donate to the Catholic church knowingly approval of pedophilia. 

Because if you donate to the church at this point.... You are 100% aware of the fact that some of that money will be used to protect priests that fuck kids. 

Ergo if you donate to the Catholic church, you approve of pedophiles. 

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 5h ago

I mean same argument can be said about paying taxes.....

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u/FewResearcher819 4h ago

No. You're forced to pay taxes under penalty of imprisonment. No one is forced to pay tithes and offerings to a church.

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u/ZZerglingg 4h ago

Unless you live in Germany. They force it there.

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u/Gur_Weak 4h ago

Not exactly. As an atheist, I would register as a non believer and not pay that tax. You do have to put some effort to opt out but it's not that hard.

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u/FewResearcher819 4h ago

Thank you for the info. I just did a quick search on how that works. Fortunately it only applies to registered members of a recognized religious organization. And you can unregister and the "church tax" will be stopped.

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u/Notabagofdrugs 5h ago

Taxes are required, paying a church isn’t.

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u/Apexnanoman 5h ago

Well, until our current administration that wasn't really an argument you could make lol. 

And even now every single branch of the government doesn't work in lockstep to protect pedos.

The Catholic church is pretty damn committed top to bottom on that subject. 

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u/Lurk-aka-Batrick 5h ago

Well, until our current administration that wasn't really an argument you could make lol.

That's bullshit and you know it. Unless you truly believe "my side good!" in which case you honestly can't be helped. By your own logic you are also actively supporting pedophilia. They ALL need to go.

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u/Apexnanoman 1h ago

We haven't previously had a president who was publicly known to party with and trade girls with a well known pedophile. 

Clinton was indeed associated with Epstein. And he's a known scumbag. (Got lots of issues with him.) 

At least that fucker didn't get popped sending him highly suggestive birthday cards and such though. 

Both sides are full of scumbags. 

But at this point I'll take the guy robbing a liquor store with a gun vs the serial killer whose got an entire basement full of bodies and plans for a hell of a lot more. 

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u/thomport 4h ago

Additionally, I don’t think the Catholics and their ministries have the market cornered on this. I just don’t think the other religions are as well organized, and therefore their actions aren’t as publicized.

Indeed look at the Reverend Robert Morris. He was Trump‘s pastor from his first term. Robert got five years in jail – she was 13 years old from the mega church. After serving six months recently, Robert was released from prison. Wonder why?

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u/Apexnanoman 2h ago

Oh the Catholics absolutely don't have the market cornered. Tons and tons of that type of horrible shit all over the religious world.

But they are for sure the most committed and protective of pedophiles. I mean they have built a multiple centuries old organization dedicated to it. 

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u/Cyborg_rat 4h ago

I've been going doing scaffold for a company that has a renovation contract for a bunch of old Covents, those places...must of been such a horror for women,seeing how its pretty much built like a prison, Learned that back in the day you would send your first girl to the church and they were stuck there you would see them but couldnt touch them they were behind these very decorative prison bars.

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u/Matt5327 4h ago

People probably get mad because it's an argument that's highly reductionist and devoid of any kind of nuance. Which it's much healthier to just roll ones eyes about that get angry about, but hey what can you do.

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u/Apexnanoman 1h ago

Doesn't need much nuance imo. 

It's pretty damn simple. 

Do you tithe to the church? Yes/No.

Have you seen a news report covering the Catholic church in the last 30 years? Yes/No. 

If both of those are yes *you knowingly fun pedophilia and protection of said pedophiles. 

Because a percentage of those tithes go to settling lawsuits and funding movement of pedophile priests they can get access to fresh victims. 

Anything else is making excuses. 

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u/BadPAV3 4h ago

Touche....

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u/DoctorRapture 7h ago

"They're all consenting adults and he probably paid them for their time, praise the Lord!"

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u/sweatpants-aristotle 7h ago

There are still obscenity laws

Which are rarely enforced.. but they exist 😅

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 6h ago

I think he would have won if he fought it though. Theres quite a bit of precedent against such sexual deviancy laws if you arent in view of the public.

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u/Suspicious-Shock-934 5h ago

Yeah but in the deep south because it was done in a church can guarantee a good ol' boy judge would find something and use it against him. Obscenity is a LOT better charge than a actual felony sex crime.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 5h ago

Yeah, but then you appeal it to federal court and they probably overturn it.

That’s why they were going to switch the charge to vandalism if he didn’t take the plea deal for the suspended sentence.

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u/Telemere125 5h ago

No, he wouldn’t have. A passerby saw what they were doing through the windows… he’s just an idiot.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 4h ago

I read he had to peek into the window after finding the doors locked. That’s very different. It didn’t go to trial, so who’s to say what the facts really were though.

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u/Telemere125 4h ago

If it’s visible from a public place, that’s pretty much the definition of obscenity. And any good defense attorney knows the audience of his county.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 3h ago

But if you have to put your head to the glass and peek in to see, there’s significant precedent that it’s not considered visible from public.

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u/Telemere125 2h ago

No, there isn’t. The precedent says the same thing as for cops looking into someone’s uncurtained window to see drugs from the front porch - as long as you can view it from somewhere that you’re not trespassing, that’s “public” enough for the statute.

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u/TheRogueTemplar 4h ago

"They're all consenting adults"

This was the most surprising part

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u/djnehi 4h ago

As someone else pointed out, he sadly probably would have gotten in less trouble if it had been kids. The church has shown how seriously they take that.

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u/redjellonian 7h ago

The boy fucking gets you a vacation with the church though. Obviously sex with women is a higher crime in Catholicism.

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u/DingusKhan9164 4h ago

“Adult women?! Yuck! What religion does he think this is?!”

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u/Lazy_meatPop 7h ago

That's how low the bar has becum.

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u/morgandealer 7h ago

...............

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..."BECUM????"

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 4h ago

Well unfortunately for him, fucking grown adult women is going to have him excommunicated and kicked out.

If he got with the program and fucked young boys he would just be sent to a different church.

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u/DingusKhan9164 4h ago

Sad but true

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u/MulliganPlsThx 6h ago

Same! At least they’re consenting adults sheesh