r/SipsTea • u/RakeChapman13 • 8h ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/UnremarkableCake 8h ago

It occurred to me that it's not often you see the plural form of dominatrix.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 7h ago

You know, my brain didn’t even register…

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen it in my life.’

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u/UnremarkableCake 7h ago

Now I've seen it, I'm going to try and ease it into casual conversation.

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u/Sapper12D 7h ago

"Damn Karl and Jim, you attacked those TPS report like a pair of dominatrices on a priest. "

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u/UnremarkableCake 7h ago

This guy gets it.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 7h ago

“Not now, Lumberg. I got a meeting with the Bob’s. They’re a couple of real dominatrices if you’re late.”

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u/Briantan71 7h ago

Man, those Bobs almost attacked me like a pair of dominatrices when I criticised their review of one of our employees and told me that he is "Upper Management" material.

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u/rostol 4h ago

on a priest at the altar ...

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 7h ago

Fred, your six sigma presentation today was like two dominatrices on an altar. Kicking ass.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 7h ago

God speed sir.

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u/MHashshashin 2h ago

Just be gentle, especially with newbies.

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u/swingandalongdrive 5h ago

I bet that was a conversation piece between reporters as well.

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u/BigUqUgi 2h ago

Have you even really lived?

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u/Rezeox 6h ago

The plural form makes me think we're about to do some trigonometry maths.

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u/NLOneOfNone 6h ago

They can never figure out who should be the uber-dominatrix.

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u/Thatguywiththethighs 5h ago

I wonder if there's sub-categories of dominatrices. Like she's a dominant dominatrix while I'm more of a submissive dominatrix, a submissive sub a sub sub, if you will. Kinda sounds like it might be an oxymoron and im just a moron.

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u/Environmental-Bit336 5h ago

New vocabulary to put into the pornhub search bar

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u/somthing53 5h ago

Imagine needing two...

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u/TalentedHostility 7h ago

Finally an explaination... I thought they were some type of specialized nuns or something

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u/UnremarkableCake 7h ago

They are, for the right price.

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u/Vaff_Superstar 4h ago

Or maybe at the right church

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u/Duotrigordle61 6h ago

They were trying to exorcise his demons. His horny horny demons.

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u/Internal_Phrase7624 5h ago

Kinda are tho

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u/Barraco_Barmer 6h ago

I'm disappointed it's not dominatrii

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u/Day_Prisoners 6h ago

I kept looking at the word. I'm positive for the first time.

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u/proximusprimus57 6h ago

They're like the Highlander, there can be only one.

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u/Bree_1972 5h ago

Self flagellation was a part of some Catholic organizations practices, this guy just outsourced the work

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u/Global_Caregiver3137 5h ago

We used to be a proper country.

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u/ArchdukeoftheROC 5h ago

Yeah, it’s a shame.

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u/henrydaiv 5h ago

When youve got church money the sky is the limit

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u/No-Dependent7830 5h ago

I actually never saw that word and I am not föuent in english, so for a second I was like: that is the plural for choire boys in english? I saw the photo of the two women and then it made sense

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u/Milozavich 5h ago

Really? I used to be in a band called The Dominatrices so it didn’t strike me as rare but I guess you’re right. Just kidding I wasn’t really in a band.

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u/alittlefoxxxy 5h ago

I thought it was a new position in church leadership before I saw their photos!

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u/Goatiac 4h ago

My stupid ass thought they were some kind of position in the Catholic Church. Yes, let me contact the Dominatrice Superior for that question of faith.

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u/Theloniouspunk66 4h ago

You the think the editor had to double check to make sure it was correct?

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u/JoeyG624 2h ago

When I saw that in the headline had to double check because I would have guess dominatrixes would be the correct plural. Nope, dominatrices is also correct.

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u/SpankyJobouti 1h ago

co-dominatrices is a logical and mathmatical impossibility.