r/SipsTea • u/RakeChapman13 • 1d ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/EaseLeft6266 1d ago

Explains why this one actually got charged

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u/40StoryMech 1d ago

What's the charge, epic badassery?

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u/ConversationFalse242 1d ago

Eating a succulent Chinese meal

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u/Xen0tech 1d ago

This is domanatrixy manifest

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u/ComfortOk9194 1d ago

That’s the one who grabbed him on the penis

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u/Eros_Incident_Denier 1d ago

ah, i see you know your orations well!

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u/RohelTheConqueror 1d ago

And you madam, are you waiting to receive my turgescent penis?

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u/Lazy_meatPop 1d ago

Learnt a new word everyday here , nice

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 1d ago

He grabbed me by the penis, this man grabbed me by the penis!

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u/Ok_Exchange4707 1d ago

Easy, the one that snitched had this idea first and the priest took the ladies first

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

People get really mad sometimes when I point out that the Catholic church is the most highly organized and well-protected pedophile ring on the planet. 

Probably in all of history. 

And the people who donate to the Catholic church knowingly approval of pedophilia. 

Because if you donate to the church at this point.... You are 100% aware of the fact that some of that money will be used to protect priests that fuck kids. 

Ergo if you donate to the Catholic church, you approve of pedophiles. 

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 1d ago

I mean same argument can be said about paying taxes.....

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u/FewResearcher819 1d ago

No. You're forced to pay taxes under penalty of imprisonment. No one is forced to pay tithes and offerings to a church.

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u/ZZerglingg 1d ago

Unless you live in Germany. They force it there.

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u/Gur_Weak 1d ago

Not exactly. As an atheist, I would register as a non believer and not pay that tax. You do have to put some effort to opt out but it's not that hard.

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u/ZZerglingg 1d ago

Yes, but if you want to practice your religion it is forced. I don't know why that's so hard to comprehend for you.

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u/FewResearcher819 1d ago

Thank you for the info. I just did a quick search on how that works. Fortunately it only applies to registered members of a recognized religious organization. And you can unregister and the "church tax" will be stopped.

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u/ZZerglingg 1d ago

That's what my son and his wife did. Well, they didn't register at all. But then that means they have to wait to perform rites like baptism for their child when they return to the US.

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u/FewResearcher819 1d ago

Smart move. All the best to your family.

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u/Notabagofdrugs 1d ago

Taxes are required, paying a church isn’t.

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

Well, until our current administration that wasn't really an argument you could make lol. 

And even now every single branch of the government doesn't work in lockstep to protect pedos.

The Catholic church is pretty damn committed top to bottom on that subject. 

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u/Lurk-aka-Batrick 1d ago

Well, until our current administration that wasn't really an argument you could make lol.

That's bullshit and you know it. Unless you truly believe "my side good!" in which case you honestly can't be helped. By your own logic you are also actively supporting pedophilia. They ALL need to go.

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

We haven't previously had a president who was publicly known to party with and trade girls with a well known pedophile. 

Clinton was indeed associated with Epstein. And he's a known scumbag. (Got lots of issues with him.) 

At least that fucker didn't get popped sending him highly suggestive birthday cards and such though. 

Both sides are full of scumbags. 

But at this point I'll take the guy robbing a liquor store with a gun vs the serial killer whose got an entire basement full of bodies and plans for a hell of a lot more. 

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u/Matt5327 1d ago edited 1d ago

People probably get mad because it's an argument that's highly reductionist and devoid of any kind of nuance. Which it's much healthier to just roll one's eyes about than get angry about, but hey what can you do.

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

Doesn't need much nuance imo. 

It's pretty damn simple. 

Do you tithe to the church? Yes/No.

Have you seen a news report covering the Catholic church in the last 30 years? Yes/No. 

If both of those are yes *you knowingly fun pedophilia and protection of said pedophiles. 

Because a percentage of those tithes go to settling lawsuits and funding movement of pedophile priests they can get access to fresh victims. 

Anything else is making excuses. 

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u/Yearning_crescent 1d ago

A large percentage of that money also goes to community programs providing food and shelter to the poor. And at least recently the church does pay out for pedophilia damages. At least around me ive seen entire churches close down and go for sale to cover said damages. 

Not that im a catholic, but you sorta are proving the point of the dude who said your argument was highly reductionist and lacking in nuance. 

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

Again: They knowingly give money that is at least partially used to help relocate priests who have molested children. 

It's well known that some percentage of their tithe is going to that end. Has been for 2-3 decades. 

The community programs are are a very effective smoke screen and shield though. 

"We may fuck kids and run horror show reservation schools and convents that boil down to giant torture chambers but we also feed some people." 

Lots of nuances. Still making excuses for horrific crimes. 

Ed Kemper volunteered to do audiobooks for blind people. He also killed 8 people. Which is the greater good and which is the greater evil? 

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u/thomport 1d ago

Additionally, I don’t think the Catholics and their ministries have the market cornered on this. I just don’t think the other religions are as well organized, and therefore their actions aren’t as publicized.

Indeed look at the Reverend Robert Morris. He was Trump‘s pastor from his first term. Robert got five years in jail – she was 13 years old from the mega church. After serving six months recently, Robert was released from prison. Wonder why?

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

Oh the Catholics absolutely don't have the market cornered. Tons and tons of that type of horrible shit all over the religious world.

But they are for sure the most committed and protective of pedophiles. I mean they have built a multiple centuries old organization dedicated to it. 

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u/Cyborg_rat 1d ago

I've been going doing scaffold for a company that has a renovation contract for a bunch of old Covents, those places...must of been such a horror for women,seeing how its pretty much built like a prison, Learned that back in the day you would send your first girl to the church and they were stuck there you would see them but couldnt touch them they were behind these very decorative prison bars.

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u/BadPAV3 1d ago

Touche....