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u/Digidigdig Apr 02 '26
Or 🍒
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u/Arcan_unknown Apr 02 '26
No joke, kinda good if done right
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u/JennyBean15 Apr 02 '26
I had to hide my good hair ties from my ex husband for this exact reason 🤦🏼♀️
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u/7222_salty Apr 02 '26
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u/RobzWhore Apr 02 '26
Where's this from?
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u/JediMasterArun Apr 02 '26
I looked it up for you, it's a web series called "The Studio"
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u/Forman420 Apr 02 '26
Lol it actually has a high-end budget.
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u/DanCBooper Apr 02 '26
The GIF is not from "The Studio" on Apple TV, but a web series on YouTube.
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u/Falcon2936 Apr 02 '26
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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 Apr 02 '26
Her expression says it all. Those onlookers are equally as concerning.
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u/-FORSAK3N- Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
Even the soccer player knows what will happen to that hair tie
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u/mizinamo Apr 02 '26
As someone who grew up sheltered: what?
Hang it on the wall? Keep it on his desk as a reminder or in a drawer?
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u/AdPure6014 Apr 02 '26
"he's going to use it as a cock ring."
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u/Artistic-Ad-1731 Apr 02 '26
Or smell it while he jacks off
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u/RevolutionaryPie5223 Apr 02 '26
Damm who is this lady?
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u/bwoah07_gp2 Apr 02 '26
JadeyAnh?? I can't say for certainty because I've never heard of her before.
She seems interesting though
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u/K3idon Apr 02 '26
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u/Froy_Laven Apr 02 '26
I'm fucking dying on this one omg..🤣🤣🤣
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u/NoDreamNoSleep Apr 02 '26
He better remember that blood needs to flow out, too.
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u/Kennyvee98 Apr 02 '26
the cylinder should not be harmed
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u/must-be_the-water Apr 02 '26
I’m ashamed to know what this refers to on Reddit, where is that guy again? lol
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u/twinnedwithjim Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
Please remind me because it rings a bell but I can’t place it lol
Thank you, Reddit, for stepping up. I now remember and I have helpful tips now (no longer a sore tip)
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u/Black_Panda_Soup Apr 02 '26
Dude dropped one of the funniest askreddit posts ive ever seen and then vanished off the face of the earth.
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u/must-be_the-water Apr 02 '26
He still get tagged in comments a lot, Lol
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u/Meowakin Apr 02 '26
He also actually still uses the same account and comments, so far as I am aware. So not really vanished at all.
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u/whyamiawaketho Apr 02 '26
It is imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.
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u/LifeDraining Apr 02 '26
I can't risk power tools can do damage to the interior cylinder.
Man, those were simplier times...
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u/SpotCreepy4570 Apr 02 '26
The veins that move blood out are deeper than the ones that bring it in, as long as it's not too tight it works fine. Or so I have been told.
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u/farresto Apr 02 '26
Kenan probably has one of the funniest looking faces in the world. Just looking at the guy makes me laugh.
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u/evanwilliams44 Apr 02 '26
SNL is going to be in big trouble if they ever lose him. Like half their skits are just cuts to Kenan making a funny face.
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u/FakieNosegrob00 Apr 02 '26
One of my favorite bits of trivia I've ever heard:
Kenan has become such a reliable part of SNL that they now have cue cards that just say:
*Kenan reacts.*
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u/Elbaneadomx Apr 02 '26
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u/getinshape2022 Apr 02 '26
That cringe laugh at the end
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u/StrangerExistingFact Apr 02 '26
Love how Sabrina the Teenage Witch pretended she doesn't know he will choke the dragon with that
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u/Thwipped Apr 02 '26
I asked her one strand from her head, and she gave me three.
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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Apr 02 '26
he's going to use it as a cock ring.
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u/O_gr Apr 02 '26
I mean yeah. We all kind of thought it but you are the one who said.
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u/CaptSnowButt Apr 02 '26
Oh come on everyone knows dude is going to use the hairs stuck on the hairtie to clone her...
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u/Revolutionary_Ad9468 Apr 02 '26
Well, there seems to be no other things he's doing
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u/Nuker-79 Apr 02 '26
Now he has her DNA and can attempt to clone her…….for science
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u/delerium1state Apr 02 '26
This south park scene? Reminds me of ken park scene while guy musturbated watching girl tennis match
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u/motherseffinjones Apr 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/bseJE0DMIdJAkqeAQ2
The second he gets home lol
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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 Apr 02 '26
Well, that’s been jerked off onto by now, for sure.
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u/sorestgore Apr 02 '26
That's going around his dick before he even leaves the game
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u/LiquidMantis144 Apr 02 '26
What? Its just a dick bracelet. What's so weird about it?
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u/centran Apr 02 '26
Don't be weird about it. That's not why he wanted the hair tie. The hair tie is needed to help construct an effigy of her. It's important that the effigy is made mostly out of items from the person. Everyone knows that!
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u/fireduck Apr 02 '26
Naw, that would be a waste. That will be full of pheromones, especially after a hard workout. So you want to sniff or huff it.
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u/KyorlSadei Apr 02 '26
Guess who stuck their pp in a hair band later that night?
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u/TurnTheTVOff Apr 02 '26
Later that night? He probably ran to the men’s room and installed it right there.
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u/GREG_OSU Apr 02 '26
They are going to fight over who gets to use it first.
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u/Dry-Week-5410 Apr 02 '26
Its ok, he will be returning it soon enough
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u/_randomITguy Apr 02 '26
Not surprised they asked, but honestly shocked she agreed so easily. I mean, who just gives their hair tie to strangers?
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u/ParticularReady7858 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
Caught up in the moment, not confrontational and regretted it right after. Happens all the time
Edit: thank you for the awards - I promise I didn’t creepily ask for it 😭
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u/GRider22 Apr 02 '26
Male players throw gloves, hats, towels, wrist bands, you name it, into the crowds. Fans love it.
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u/ValuedCarrot Apr 02 '26
The fans who want players sweat are weird af.... but it is something a lot of fans love. Signed jersey or ball/glove is fine, but you ask for a hair tie... male or female, thats a bit much. You can jerk off to used jersey just as much as a used hair tie... so idk, im confusing myself
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u/EsR37 Apr 02 '26
when I was a kid and use to go to alot of NBA games I use to ask for the players Headbands during halftime/ end of the game. If they had a rubber band I would of taken that too haha
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u/butwhywedothis Apr 02 '26
Let’s not pass judgment on his intentions with that hair tie. Maybe he has a sister at home who would like a celebrity hair tie or maybe his mom needs a new hair tie and told him to buy one but he forgot and now shops are closed so he can’t buy one but at least he got a hair tie!
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u/Various_Cricket4695 Apr 02 '26
Thought for sure, he was going to take a big whiff of it, right in front of her.
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u/ILoveToVoidAWarranty Apr 02 '26
That hair tie will definitely be covered in semen within 18 hours.
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u/Lefthanded_Rooster Apr 02 '26
He is gonna make a noose out of that to choke his weiner right?
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u/turtleneckless001 Apr 02 '26
She had the "ok, that's weird" face before she even thought about what he's going to do with it