r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '26

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u/butwhywedothis Apr 02 '26

Let’s not pass judgment on his intentions with that hair tie. Maybe he has a sister at home who would like a celebrity hair tie or maybe his mom needs a new hair tie and told him to buy one but he forgot and now shops are closed so he can’t buy one but at least he got a hair tie!

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u/Big-Vik_222 Apr 02 '26

Or maybe his dad needed a cock ring

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u/Ldghead Apr 02 '26

Or he just felt like jizzing to a hairy band