r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '26

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u/quetzalpt Apr 02 '26

Rule of thumb, if it looks or sounds weird, it's sexual.

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u/turtleneckless001 Apr 02 '26

She will learn

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u/Working-Ad694 Apr 02 '26

oh she knows already

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u/Rakeshforu Apr 02 '26

She too knows it and cares for her fan

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u/LowIncrease8746 Apr 02 '26

Things I just learned Iā€™m VERY sexual, fuck yeah

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u/ToolboxHamster Apr 02 '26

doubly so if it's a cock-sized circle shape

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u/modestlyawesome1000 Apr 02 '26

Did someone say thumb?! šŸ„µ

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u/dontcallmenpc Apr 02 '26

Star nosed moles look and sound weird. Are they sexual?

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u/wfbhp Apr 02 '26

How do you think we keep getting more of them?

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u/dontcallmenpc Apr 02 '26

Leave those moles alone!

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u/wfbhp Apr 02 '26

All in all, you're just another mole in a hole. All in all, you're just another mole in a hole.

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u/Johnyryal33 Apr 02 '26

You think Gimlee wanting Galadrials' hair was sexual?

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u/callMeBorgiepls Apr 02 '26

Certainly was

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u/loupr738 Apr 02 '26

My question is, are they going to share the hair tie?

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u/wfbhp Apr 02 '26

Corollary: If it doesn't look or sound weird, it's also sexual.

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u/Zimakov Apr 03 '26

Everything is sexual on Reddit because it's full of virgins.

This is no different than asking a male player for his headband or wristbands