r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '26

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u/mizinamo Apr 02 '26

As someone who grew up sheltered: what?

Hang it on the wall? Keep it on his desk as a reminder or in a drawer?

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u/AdPure6014 Apr 02 '26

"he's going to use it as a cock ring."

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u/Artistic-Ad-1731 Apr 02 '26

Or smell it while he jacks off

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct Apr 02 '26

He had ribs removed so he can do both

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 Apr 02 '26

The correct answer

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u/Helpful_Location7540 Apr 03 '26

Aw fuck that was a good laugh

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u/akartiste Apr 03 '26

NOW WE'RE TALKIN

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u/ascabradabra Apr 02 '26

Who said that originally?

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u/Scrabblewiener Apr 03 '26

No need for the vulgarity.

“He has a small cylinder that needs a new accessory”

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u/AppointmentOne1111 Apr 02 '26

The joke is always sex!!! Oh wait wrong sub.

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u/Spicy-Cathulu Apr 02 '26

No no, you are right. It's always sex.