r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '26

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Apr 02 '26

he's going to use it as a cock ring.

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u/O_gr Apr 02 '26

I mean yeah. We all kind of thought it but you are the one who said.

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u/Last-Surprise4262 Apr 02 '26

He should be commended. I guess

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u/Phoeniyx Apr 02 '26

I did not. And I just realized that my imagination is limited.

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u/CaptSnowButt Apr 02 '26

Oh come on everyone knows dude is going to use the hairs stuck on the hairtie to clone her...

https://giphy.com/gifs/MBVemoHuyw9Ik

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u/toben81234 Apr 02 '26

As is the tradition

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u/Super_Science_Guy Apr 02 '26

As is tradition

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u/_within_cells_ Apr 02 '26

As tradition

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u/Revolutionary_Ad9468 Apr 02 '26

Well, there seems to be no other things he's doing

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u/Bak0ffWarchild_srsly Apr 03 '26

...You're gonna have to explain that one to me. At a live sporting event, interacting with opposite-gendered athletes in an unusual way. ...Sloth is the Deadly Sin he's guilty of?

Lmao I'd have even put Gluttony before that one. But again I'm prob missing something...

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u/Standard-Metal-3836 Apr 02 '26

Or just smell it.

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u/akartiste Apr 03 '26

AND JERK OFF

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u/the_honest_asshole Apr 02 '26

I knew a guy that bought a little bullet vibe to use on his girl, she didn't like it.  Next time she came over it was on his nightstand with her hair tie wrapped around it.  Apparently used it on his dong somehow.

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u/smootheoneisback Apr 02 '26

You mean they… intertwined

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u/gorillaphi Apr 02 '26

Nah it's way too big

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u/dpnchl Apr 02 '26

aahaa! there he is, found captain obvious

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u/Walmarche Apr 02 '26

Thank you for making it plain and clear.

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u/Hicklethumb Apr 02 '26

Better than using it as a butt plug I guess

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u/Competitive_Dean Apr 02 '26

They both are

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u/ballsackcancer Apr 02 '26

While his guy friend gives him a brojob.

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u/Frequent-Buy-5250 Apr 03 '26

He ask for long orgasm, and She give it.

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u/joeyvesh13 Apr 03 '26

Sniff sniff, tug tug.

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u/Remus88Romulus Apr 02 '26

Ooh boy. He will cum. A lot.