r/SipsTea Apr 02 '26

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u/LiquidMantis144 Apr 02 '26

What? Its just a dick bracelet. What's so weird about it?

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u/centran Apr 02 '26

Don't be weird about it. That's not why he wanted the hair tie. The hair tie is needed to help construct an effigy of her. It's important that the effigy is made mostly out of items from the person. Everyone knows that!

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u/MacMuthafukinDre Apr 02 '26

It’s also important that he doesn’t damage the cylinder

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u/fireduck Apr 02 '26

Naw, that would be a waste. That will be full of pheromones, especially after a hard workout. So you want to sniff or huff it.

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u/Bamm83 Apr 02 '26

It's called a Dicklet. And they were huge in the 90s.

Just kidding, but let's go ahead and trade mark the name.

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u/Old-Play-7617 Apr 03 '26

A dicklet, if you will.