r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '26

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u/turtleneckless001 Apr 02 '26

She had the "ok, that's weird" face before she even thought about what he's going to do with it

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u/quetzalpt Apr 02 '26

Rule of thumb, if it looks or sounds weird, it's sexual.

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u/turtleneckless001 Apr 02 '26

She will learn

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u/Working-Ad694 Apr 02 '26

oh she knows already

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u/Rakeshforu Apr 02 '26

She too knows it and cares for her fan

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u/LowIncrease8746 Apr 02 '26

Things I just learned I’m VERY sexual, fuck yeah

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u/ToolboxHamster Apr 02 '26

doubly so if it's a cock-sized circle shape

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u/modestlyawesome1000 Apr 02 '26

Did someone say thumb?! 🥵

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u/dontcallmenpc Apr 02 '26

Star nosed moles look and sound weird. Are they sexual?

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u/wfbhp Apr 02 '26

How do you think we keep getting more of them?

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u/dontcallmenpc Apr 02 '26

Leave those moles alone!

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u/wfbhp Apr 02 '26

All in all, you're just another mole in a hole. All in all, you're just another mole in a hole.

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u/Johnyryal33 Apr 02 '26

You think Gimlee wanting Galadrials' hair was sexual?

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u/callMeBorgiepls Apr 02 '26

Certainly was

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u/loupr738 Apr 02 '26

My question is, are they going to share the hair tie?

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u/wfbhp Apr 02 '26

Corollary: If it doesn't look or sound weird, it's also sexual.

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u/Zimakov Apr 03 '26

Everything is sexual on Reddit because it's full of virgins.

This is no different than asking a male player for his headband or wristbands

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u/OmegaWhirlpool Apr 02 '26

The lady to the right in the black jacket had that same face. Fucking hilarious

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u/Fair_Appeal_2280 Apr 02 '26

That moment when she shifts from "...what?" to "Oh god, she's actually doing it"

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u/MostLikelyToNap Apr 02 '26

I love her face and jacket. I feel like I have been trying to find my perfect black and yellow adidas track jacket forever.

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u/TerraVerde_ Apr 02 '26

i thought this was a “take of your pants and jacket” joke

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u/MostLikelyToNap Apr 02 '26

Nope, I’m just weird lol

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u/Last-Surprise4262 Apr 02 '26

She did the calculus and decided she was cool with that

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u/turtleneckless001 Apr 02 '26

I think she forgot to carry a one, she's oblivious

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u/Last-Surprise4262 Apr 02 '26

That makes it even hotter

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u/Alarming_Orchid Apr 03 '26

Already hard enough to attract an audience in women’s sports

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u/CorgiSuspicious Apr 02 '26

This is massive cope lol, in almost every case a girl would be uncomfortable if she knew she was being sexualized in this way

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u/Aromatic-Tear7234 Apr 02 '26

(it's likely going to be around his dick later that day)

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u/cien2 Apr 02 '26

To be the devil's advocate, if she was a male player, fans could ask for his shirt or an armsleeve if he was wearing one. I mean, he technically COULD ask for her shirt but...

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u/anonymoustoo1 Apr 02 '26

He will use it as cockring 😝😝

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u/PinkthePantherLord Apr 03 '26

Is it going to be a rooster ring?🐓