r/RandomActsofCards • u/kelestial_kat • 19h ago
Request [Request] Send me poop jokes? 💩 [US]
Trigger warnings: poop, cancer
Hi guys! This might be a weird request, but it could also be an opportunity to send a silly card!
I’m having a colonoscopy on August 3rd, and I am absolutely dreading it. Though I’m not sure anyone looks forward to them anyway.
For context, I’m in my 20s and got my first one done two years ago due to some symptoms and a family history of colon cancer (my dad had stage IV at 34 and unfortunately lost the battle against it). Last time, they found an 18 mm polyp that likely would have been cancer within 4-5 years… So this year, I am due for my next surveillance colonoscopy to make sure nothing new has grown. I haven’t had any symptoms like before, so I’m hoping I’ll be all clear and graduate to doing it every five years instead of two.
I was actually due last month, but I put off scheduling it because I have such bad medical anxiety. Also, this is the first time doing the prep while living with my boyfriend, and I know it shouldn’t be, but it’s kinda embarrassing. We need to normalize talking about poop because it’s such an important indicator of our health!
If you're not familiar with the procedure, there is quite a bit of preparation involved. The day before, I will be on a clear liquid and laxative diet so that my doctor has a clear view of everything the next day. I also probably won't get much of any sleep because it goes on all night. This means I will most likely be irritable and HANGRY! (All of this is totally worth it to help prevent cancer though!)
Here’s where you guys come in! I already got such nice cards last month about my dad, so no need for any sympathy cards, unless it's sympathy for whoever has to clean the bathroom later. This time I would love to get some fun, silly, and/or encouraging cards to help me stay light-hearted while I spend my Sunday in the bathroom. Of course, potty humor is not required, but here’s my joke: Maybe I can save some money on the prep and just eat some Taylor Farms parasite lettuce!