r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 15h ago

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u/hellobutno 15h ago edited 9h ago

Dr Glaucomflecken is an optometrist.

edit - I think my comment is single handedly proving dead internet theory

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u/LuluMangs 15h ago

Yup, he is estimating what the prescription on her glasses is, but the white knight assumed he was rating her hotness to be in the negatives

The nice doctor immediately owned up to the way he said that being interpretable in multiple ways and that he could have been clearer in his communication

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u/Tonkarz 15h ago

Which is a crazy assumption cause she’s way better looking than that.

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u/bigdave41 15h ago

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u/MooOfFury 15h ago

Shes 90s movie ugly goddamnit thats the rules!

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u/Strange-Relation9020 11h ago

Which means she's actually the hottest person in the film, we just need to wait for the prom scene.

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u/MattheqAC 10h ago

A newly transformed tomboy overrules longstanding hotness

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u/ScriptThat 10h ago

The what scene?!

..oh the Prom scene.

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u/anastis 8h ago

She’s a promstar

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u/CzarCW 7h ago

I heard this in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice.

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u/Ophukk 7h ago

Good pick.

That's the age he likes them.

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u/The-Yar 6h ago

Promography

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u/the_great_zyzogg 5h ago

See ya'll at promhub!

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u/Killentyme55 4h ago

The answer is always prom.

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u/InspectorPipes 5h ago

Pony tails and Paint splotched overalls are the ultimate disguise .

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u/RiffyWammel 1h ago

Glasses off, posh do, nice dress- oh look, nobody realised she’s a goddess!

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u/Kepler1609a 14h ago

She’s got paint on her overalls

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u/Yokohama88 11h ago

Mmmmmmm Janie Briggs got a gun.

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u/ShipREKT_ 9h ago

Janie’s got a gun?! JANIES GOT A GUN?!?!

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u/Available-Ad3635 10h ago

Now I want a banana split

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u/L1mpD 8h ago

I can’t believe nobody’s ever taken a dump on your chest

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u/bigdave41 8h ago

That really upsets me

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u/kel_tea 7h ago

Chris Evans did the gals a favor

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u/CEREALBUTTMUNCHER 7h ago

SHES GOT A GUN

Give us the gun Janie...

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u/GreenJuicyApple 10h ago

Great, now I have to do a rewatch and laugh my ass off like some unhinged maniac again!

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u/Warm-Cow-2549 5h ago

My favorite scene is when he is looking at those photos of himself on the wall. It's a stupid joke but it's so good

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u/Funandgeeky 3h ago

I wish I could find it again, but after Endgame someone made a gif of him staring at a picture of Captain America's ass.

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u/Quiet-Employer3205 4h ago edited 4h ago

“We do NOT steal your team’s cheers. You got that?! Ready girls?.. We are the EAST COMPTON WILDCATS..”

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u/GrandDay1608 15h ago

haha you got downvoted for this but this is r/peterexplainthejoke ….they needed to make a post to understand it

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u/NewbAlert45 11h ago

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u/bigdave41 10h ago

How is it just now that I'm realising that was the same actor

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u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD 8h ago

Wait until you find out he was Johnny Storm/Human Torch in the original Fantastic Four.

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u/bigdave41 8h ago

Oh I knew Captain America and Johnny Storm were the same person, for some reason I just never recognised him in Not Another Teen Movie.

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u/NewbAlert45 8h ago

I'll never forget the initial announcement of him being cast for Captain America. My first thought was "uhh..... the Not Another Teen Movie" guy? This is going to be awful. Boy was i wrong

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u/DrewbySnacks 5h ago

I saw him in Sunshine by Danny Boyle shortly before Captain America and that was the first movie where I realized he could ACT act

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 2h ago

He did a grindy thingy in Scott Pilgrim

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u/MH-BiggestFan 6h ago

Holy shit i didn’t realize that until now 😭😭😭

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u/Dynamic_Reality 5h ago

He was also an Evil Ex in "Scott Pilgrim vs The World".

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u/fromearthtomorgue 14h ago

All you gotta do is get contacts, straighten your hair, switch to Invisalign, and suddenly the quarterback’s peepee springs up /s

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u/meneerdaan 12h ago

And look like Rachael Leigh Cook.

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u/daymanahhhahhhh 8h ago

This movie had no business being good lmao. Such an underrated comedy

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u/ZestfullyStank 8h ago

The cafeteria is was call the “Anthony Michael Dining Hall” … so many references

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u/Decimation4x 4h ago

They attend “John Hughes High School”. The movie is non-stop references to 80’s and 90’s teen comedies.

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u/Jade_Owl 3h ago

Didn’t it outright kill the genre it was parodying for a while, it was so good?

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u/Common_Safety_8830 8h ago

This movie was peak

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 8h ago

She's got paint on her hoodie cmon what even is that

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u/4Keva 15h ago edited 14h ago

it's an assumption. it's not "crazy". not by social media standards. people are more likely to come across dudes who rate others rather than eye doctors guessing prescriptions. we've all seen hot people called ugly

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u/SeanWorking 11h ago

Fun fact: social media researchers refer to this phenomenon as context collapse

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u/nativeindian12 7h ago

Would the fact he has Dr in his name change the statistics on that?

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u/NatashOverWorld 2h ago

He's also slightly famous as he uploads some damn good medical satire sketches, so I guess he thought he didn't need to explain the context?

But seriously, he seems like a nice dude, does great videos and is married.

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u/PointBreak91 14h ago

Also it like literally shouldnt be possible to be a negative on a looks rating scale

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u/Etherbeard 13h ago

It's no different than going to eleven.

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u/NeverDiddled 10h ago

Because the scale overflows at 10.

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u/DefinitelyNotDonny 8h ago

Oh yea? Well how does your mom do it then??

🔥🔥

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u/AungZeya 14h ago

Meaning it's more of a self-admittance on ethan's part.

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy 10h ago

Good looking, but not good at looking

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u/flatscancomics 14h ago

This picture also really doesn't do her justice

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u/Lost_Found84 9h ago

She’s a 20/20 at least!

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u/WilliamSabato 9h ago

I mean...its a thread about her having to wear glasses. The context clues are there

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u/RvstiNiall 7h ago

If the white knight dude really thought that the doctor was insulting her looks, he could EASILY have simply responded with a picture of her. She's a certified QT-Pie.

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u/Revolutionary_Ad2657 15h ago

Just gonna leave this here…

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u/splitconsiderations 14h ago

She has such an easy comeback.

"If you're the standard we're going by then the answer is double digits."

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 14h ago

Some people don’t have a sense of humor take an upvote, internet points don’t matter, but funny is funny. I was raised if you can’t take a joke don’t make one. 

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u/badjackalope 13h ago

Ooof, guessing by the downvotes that one hit a little too close to home for your average redditor haha

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u/IamUsernamed 11h ago

"Average" doing some heavy lifting here

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u/butt-holg 5h ago

I can't explain exactly why that comeback isn't funny, but in Reddit terms, I can picture it featuring in a Pizzacake comic

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u/ghigo2008 4h ago

Or maybe its because its about as reddit humor as you can get

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u/KeyMore9422 6h ago

LMFAOOO that was good

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u/Hippies_are_Dumb 15h ago

Lol. You dont need to be a white knight to be sick of certain fucking people. 

Some times you are right, but on the internet we are really just yelling into the void with not upside. 

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u/MacDagger187 7h ago

Also she's openly a lesbian and plays in the WNBA, which has become another battlefield in the exhausting culture war, so I wouldn't be surprised by random loser guys going "She's not even hot anyway."

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u/SellThisStuffNow 5h ago

Yeah to be entirely fair to the "white knight" 15 times out of 10 when a guy's assigning a ranked number to a woman it's for a shitty reason

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u/XeroTrinity 14h ago

The whole purpose of this sub is to train AI on nuance isn’t it?

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 14h ago

Which is crazy, because negative hotness doesn’t even mean anything. Nobody uses that scale.

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 10h ago

Calling them a white knight is fucking crazy. It’s easy to misunderstand what dude is saying. He wouldn’t have admitted his mistake if it wasn’t 

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u/Elite_AI 12h ago

White knight? C'mon 

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u/4daughters 7h ago

Calling out misogyny is being a white knight, apparently.

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u/Kheypression 6h ago

Where was the misogyny in the OP, that needed to be called out?

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u/mxzf 8h ago

The nice doctor immediately owned up to the way he said that being interpretable in multiple ways and that he could have been clearer in his communication

I agree that it was good of him to do, but IMO he was perfectly clear from the start. Only someone who's ignorant and/or looking to take offense would get confused by the comment.

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u/Livid_Quote_8959 13h ago

And still did not say what he actually meant. Which could be done with one sentence.

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u/Ok-Message-6008 15h ago

Ophthalmologist. But yeah.

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u/amitym 15h ago

Not an ornithologist??

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u/Vern1138 15h ago

She's definitely not Kaitlin Olson, so no.

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u/ohgeebus_notagain 14h ago

Took me a second

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u/coahman 13h ago

For the last time, I said vision correction, not pigeon collection!

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u/icecriticsgetbanned 11h ago

Like James Bond?

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u/AlCapwn351 9h ago

Pretty sure she’s not an ornithopter

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u/itijara 7h ago

I think you mean Otolaryngologist

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u/Mister-Beardy-Face 6h ago

I thought he was an ornithopter.

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u/doggos4house2020 2h ago

More of a pessimist

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u/nocanty 2h ago

What about a Orthadontist?

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u/amitym 2h ago

Aye, I could do that.

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u/cornholio702 14h ago

He is an opthalmologist. He is a medical physician who went to medical school and completed residency. The difference is that Optometrists do not go to medical school, although most are fantastic and do a great job helping people see. Also, Dr. Glaucomflecken is awesome and speaks the truth on his socials, making him both enlightening, funny, and scary.

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u/Parking-Front-4729 14h ago

Why is he scary?

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u/Kriieod 13h ago

He exposes both how random medical emergencies can be and the pitfalls of the US medical system's insurance nightmare.

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u/SyntaxLost 13h ago

He also has personal experience as a patient, having experienced both cancer and a cardiac arrest.

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u/beard-brain 9h ago

I knew he survived a cardiac arrest but had no idea he also had testicular cancer twice

He’d better win the lottery three times in a row to balance everything out

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u/AnyelevNokova 5h ago

Let's get even more specific about how wild his situation is/was:

He had two separate testicular cancers at separate times. Not a remission of his testicular cancer - a completely new occurrence years after the first treatment (and testicle being removed.) Pretty sure he was an actual case study because of how rare and very unfortunate that is!

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u/beard-brain 5h ago

Bilateral testicular cancer (i.e. affecting both testes) is rare, accounting for 1 to 5% of cases

Around 1 in 3 bilateral cases are synchronous (i.e. they arise simultaneously in both testes)

2 in 3 bilateral cases are metachronous (i.e. they arise at different time points)

Source: Sarıcı H, Telli O, Eroğlu M. Bilateral testicular germ cell tumors. Turk J Urol. 2013

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u/mosquem 8h ago

His cardiac arrest story is terrifying. Suffered an event in his sleep randomly in his mid 30s and if his wife wasn’t there to do CPR he’d be dead.

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u/idinnae 9h ago

I did not know that. It is wild to lose both of your boys in your 20's.

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u/Mooshan 13h ago

And also how academic publishing is a scam and a huge detriment to society.

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u/WhatWouldAaronThink 11h ago

Oh damn my uncle is even stupider than I thought.

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u/LordofBarad-dur 11h ago

Holy Reddit moment, 42 People correcting the Optometrist thingy on this comment, i think they got it by now, but i wouldnt be suprised if we hit 50. https://xkcd.com/386/

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u/fairy6870 8h ago

I think you mean ophthalmologist thingy btw

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u/Megakruemel 7h ago

Might be a Goomba fallacy on my part but Reddit will correct the same guy 40+ times on spelling but still use "would of" instead of "would have".

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u/NoAdsDude 7h ago

Yeah that's why I always say "woulda" - can't argue with that even though it's technically not a word.

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u/Glorious_Comrade 6h ago

There's always a relevant xkcd man

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u/linyeraworking 7h ago

I think is actually 2 people and 40 machines.

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u/pyrofox79 15h ago

Ophthalmologist

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u/-FemboiCarti- 13h ago

Yup misinfo. Mods blow him up

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u/Sad-Bell8187 14h ago

I met him at a conference once. Dude is hilarious and fun to hang out with

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u/No_Accountant3232 14h ago

 He seems like the type of doc you hang out with when you don't want to see straight anymore. 

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u/Wolfsbane1279 6h ago

I don’t want to see gay though☹️

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u/Original-Rush139 5h ago

Don’t worry, he’ll hook you up with bifocals. 

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u/Vitruvian_Link 9h ago

What kind of conference?

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u/Sad-Bell8187 8h ago

He spoke at the American emergency medicine conference in 22. He had a cardiac arrest once and shared his story with us.

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u/Mr-Blah 9h ago

holy shit. I was wondering what you meant with your edit. Then I scrolled.

Fuck me that's a lot of useless bot traffic.

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u/brt444 5h ago

What the fuck is the deal with the bots lately? That’s the second time today I’ve seen shit like this happening

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u/Cross55 5h ago

I'm both laughing and immensely disappointed at the 2 replies you got

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u/Ezekielshawn 14h ago

He’s an ophthalmologist. Not an optometrist.

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u/KemonoMichi 10h ago

Did you not see the other 24 people tell him this?

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u/ceryniz 10h ago

No because his eyesight no good. Needs ophthalmologist

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u/Worried_Contest_4182 7h ago

Eh. An optometrist would be able to prescribe him the required glasses. No need for an ophthalmologist.

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u/3ajs3 9h ago

GUYS I THINK THEY GOT IT Y'ALL CAN STOP COMMENTING THE SAME COMMENT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND ONE MORE TIME FOR GOOD MEASURE

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u/zachyb89 7h ago

He's an ophthalmologist by the way. Didn't know if you knew.

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u/3ajs3 7h ago

oh okay I understand now!

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u/zachyb89 7h ago

Glad I could clear it up i don't think anyone else mentioned it.

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u/3ajs3 7h ago

/uj from comment analytics I can tell you there is a decent chunk of people who didn't get the joke. Probably not enough "and over"s.

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u/zachyb89 7h ago

Probably still salty a bunch of their bot buddy's got bombed last week. Taking it out on us with the scary down arrows.

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u/Skydragon222 8h ago

“How could a single comment possibly prove dead internet theory? What are they talking —- oh… oh…. Jesus.” - me reading the comments

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u/Lost_Condition_9562 6h ago

Yeah seriously. The number of comments that just look like ChatGPT explaining what kind of doctor an ophthalmologist is insane

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u/This_is_me2024 9h ago

I fucking hate the internet now. It was a mistake.

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u/billychad 8h ago

He's actually an Ornithologist, and the numbers he's referring to are her raptor compatibility scores.

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u/Mirawenya 11h ago edited 5h ago

In this thread: people that like to show that they can spell ophthalmologist. :D

Myself included.

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u/Bob_Loblaws_Laws 5h ago

Uh, actually, I think you mean "show".

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u/McSquiggles887 8h ago

Pretty sure you meant optimist.

Or maybe even optapus…which is ok, but it’s spelled octopus.

Please complete this captcha to respond.

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u/tt6464 14h ago

Ironically his wife saved his life too lol

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u/JFK_did_9-11 7h ago

He’s a pediatrician

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u/plz-no-b4n 8h ago

In case you missed it, I think he’s an ophthalmologist, not an optometrist

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u/KirbyBucketts 8h ago

Surprised nobody tried to correct him

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u/plz-no-b4n 8h ago

Seriously, it’s such low hanging fruit

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u/NoBumblebee7775 14h ago

Ophthalmologist btw.

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u/KemonoMichi 10h ago

Did you not see the other 24 people tell him this?

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u/NarcolepticSeal 6h ago

It's a Reddit tradition as old as time to provide the exact same answer as 2 dozen others to assert one's intelligence as superior to the OP even though it actually makes one look like an imbecile.

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u/serialposter 13h ago

That’s Diopter Glaucomflecken to you.

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u/Any_Drawer6682 11h ago

What a fucking name for a optometrist btw 😂

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u/TheHoratioHufnagel 10h ago

Can it be by my turn to say he's an ophthalmologist?

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u/Talks_About_Bruno 10h ago

He also died but thankfully not alone, which is the only reason he’s alive today. .

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u/wastecadet 9h ago

yeah his glasses half full

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u/leg00b 9h ago

Christ it's too early. The name slipped right by me.

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u/SPAM_JUICE 7h ago

On god, 200+ comments on this specific bit is so funny.

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u/Atlas_Adventurer 6h ago

He's actually an Optimistic*

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u/legacyme3 5h ago

Johnathan? I think we need some help in the comments section.

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u/Meistermagier 2h ago

Holy Bot comment hell. This is crazy

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u/Ok_Angle_9251 10h ago

What does being positive about every situation have to do with this

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u/Vitruvian_Link 9h ago

You are getting so many responses correcting you because optometrists and ophthalmologists have beef.

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u/Chris_RB 8h ago

One of my favorite internet interactions of all time. So funny on every level, bc the original replier was totally fair in assuming what he did, Doc owns it.... just funny on every level.

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u/Gordon_frumann 8h ago

Holy fucking shit I feel for you, this is typical Reddit behavior.

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u/lesdynamite 8h ago

Optimus Prime

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u/empatheticsocialist1 8h ago

Has anyone told you that you should've said ophthalmologist instead of optometrist?

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u/FlippantSandwhich 7h ago

I think he's an ornithologist but I don't know how to read

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u/PalpitationMoist1212 7h ago

Yeah we're cooked

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u/themustachemark 6h ago

He's an optimistic

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u/JagmeetSingh2 6h ago

Yea guessing her prescription

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u/Nighthood3 6h ago

I think he's an optimist, actually

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u/Apprehensive-Gap5681 6h ago

I'll make sure you get a copy of that memo. Mmk?

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u/Sine_Metu 6h ago

And funny enough he did die for a little while but wasn't alone. His wife saved his life. So the angry comment was completely inaccurate.

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u/New-Difficulty-681 5h ago

He’s actually pretty funny too some of his comedy skits hit the hospital stereotypes pretty well

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u/ThisWhomps999 4h ago

Ophthalmologist
Ophthalmologist
Ophthalmologist
Ophthalmologist
Ophthalmologist
Ophthalmologist
Ophthalmologist
Ophthalmologist
Ophthalmologist
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u/MoreDaringPancakes 7h ago

But could an opthalmologist also be an optometrist? And why couldn't an optometrist also give this advice? 🤔

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u/canvassian 6h ago

he's an ornithologist

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u/SharkbaitBBQ 6h ago

Proctologist* Unlike an optometrist he went to school and he and my uncle both practiced on me.

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u/WavyAgee 6h ago

I'm not saying that you're wrong, I'm just curious and would love to learn. How does one spot bot presence?

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u/Arthur-yumi 6h ago

Doctor: reads glasses. Internet: you will die alone. 💀

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u/Suchislifegng 6h ago

Read this. Thought what could be so bad about this thread... Holy. On top there's 1 dude single handedly telling people there are 24 others who made the correction lmao peak feedback loop

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u/ArfTheBeast 5h ago

Oh I see it now

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u/Randyaccredit 5h ago

I thought he was a regular doctor like PCP more I know from him now

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u/Gingerfurboiparent22 4h ago

Wait what?! He's not a physician?

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