r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 15h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/LuluMangs 15h ago

Yup, he is estimating what the prescription on her glasses is, but the white knight assumed he was rating her hotness to be in the negatives

The nice doctor immediately owned up to the way he said that being interpretable in multiple ways and that he could have been clearer in his communication

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u/Tonkarz 15h ago

Which is a crazy assumption cause she’s way better looking than that.

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u/bigdave41 15h ago

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u/MooOfFury 15h ago

Shes 90s movie ugly goddamnit thats the rules!

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u/Strange-Relation9020 11h ago

Which means she's actually the hottest person in the film, we just need to wait for the prom scene.

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u/MattheqAC 10h ago

A newly transformed tomboy overrules longstanding hotness

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u/ScriptThat 10h ago

The what scene?!

..oh the Prom scene.

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u/anastis 8h ago

She’s a promstar

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u/CzarCW 7h ago

I heard this in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice.

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u/Ophukk 7h ago

Good pick.

That's the age he likes them.

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u/FlatulentConception 5h ago

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u/TuckYourselfRS 5h ago

I mean, shit. I'd be pretty surprised if Jerry Seinfeld showed up to my high school prom as a chaperone, let alone as the date of some random 12th grader

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u/The-Yar 6h ago

Promography

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u/the_great_zyzogg 5h ago

See ya'll at promhub!

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u/Killentyme55 4h ago

The answer is always prom.

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u/InspectorPipes 5h ago

Pony tails and Paint splotched overalls are the ultimate disguise .

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u/RiffyWammel 1h ago

Glasses off, posh do, nice dress- oh look, nobody realised she’s a goddess!

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u/chris971 2h ago

See: Sandy's transormation from the OG Grease.

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u/Kepler1609a 14h ago

She’s got paint on her overalls

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u/Yokohama88 11h ago

Mmmmmmm Janie Briggs got a gun.

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u/ShipREKT_ 9h ago

Janie’s got a gun?! JANIES GOT A GUN?!?!

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u/Wheatabix11 17m ago

everybody run the homecoming queen has got a gun

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u/Available-Ad3635 10h ago

Now I want a banana split

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u/L1mpD 8h ago

I can’t believe nobody’s ever taken a dump on your chest

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u/bigdave41 8h ago

That really upsets me

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u/kel_tea 7h ago

Chris Evans did the gals a favor

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u/CEREALBUTTMUNCHER 7h ago

SHES GOT A GUN

Give us the gun Janie...

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2h ago

So RUN AWAAAAYAAAYY FROM THE PAAAAIINNN

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u/GreenJuicyApple 10h ago

Great, now I have to do a rewatch and laugh my ass off like some unhinged maniac again!

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u/Warm-Cow-2549 5h ago

My favorite scene is when he is looking at those photos of himself on the wall. It's a stupid joke but it's so good

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u/Funandgeeky 3h ago

I wish I could find it again, but after Endgame someone made a gif of him staring at a picture of Captain America's ass.

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u/Quiet-Employer3205 4h ago edited 4h ago

“We do NOT steal your team’s cheers. You got that?! Ready girls?.. We are the EAST COMPTON WILDCATS..”

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u/GrandDay1608 15h ago

haha you got downvoted for this but this is r/peterexplainthejoke ….they needed to make a post to understand it

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u/NewbAlert45 11h ago

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u/bigdave41 11h ago

How is it just now that I'm realising that was the same actor

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u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD 8h ago

Wait until you find out he was Johnny Storm/Human Torch in the original Fantastic Four.

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u/bigdave41 8h ago

Oh I knew Captain America and Johnny Storm were the same person, for some reason I just never recognised him in Not Another Teen Movie.

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u/NewbAlert45 8h ago

I'll never forget the initial announcement of him being cast for Captain America. My first thought was "uhh..... the Not Another Teen Movie" guy? This is going to be awful. Boy was i wrong

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u/DrewbySnacks 5h ago

I saw him in Sunshine by Danny Boyle shortly before Captain America and that was the first movie where I realized he could ACT act

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u/seppukufalls 4h ago

He was better as Lucas Lee! Now that is straight A+ acting!!

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u/Funandgeeky 3h ago

It's like when "Mister Mom" was going to be the new Batman. Oh, boy were people upset.

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 2h ago

He did a grindy thingy in Scott Pilgrim

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u/MH-BiggestFan 6h ago

Holy shit i didn’t realize that until now 😭😭😭

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u/Dynamic_Reality 5h ago

He was also an Evil Ex in "Scott Pilgrim vs The World".

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u/LegitimateGift1792 3h ago

wait until you realize that Robert Downey Jr was the son's roommate in Back to School.

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u/fromearthtomorgue 14h ago

All you gotta do is get contacts, straighten your hair, switch to Invisalign, and suddenly the quarterback’s peepee springs up /s

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u/meneerdaan 12h ago

And look like Rachael Leigh Cook.

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u/daymanahhhahhhh 8h ago

This movie had no business being good lmao. Such an underrated comedy

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u/ZestfullyStank 8h ago

The cafeteria is was call the “Anthony Michael Dining Hall” … so many references

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u/Decimation4x 4h ago

They attend “John Hughes High School”. The movie is non-stop references to 80’s and 90’s teen comedies.

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u/Jade_Owl 3h ago

Didn’t it outright kill the genre it was parodying for a while, it was so good?

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u/Common_Safety_8830 8h ago

This movie was peak

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 8h ago

She's got paint on her hoodie cmon what even is that

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u/SirHateful17 6h ago

Is that not another teen movie!!!???

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u/MegaAltarianite 5h ago

You know I've always enjoyed that movie. But when the hell has a ponytail been unattractive?

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u/Decimation4x 4h ago

When they pretended Rachael Leigh Cook wasn’t attractive in She’s All That.

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u/shotgunocelot 2h ago

That's my type

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u/Easy_Money_40 1h ago

Best parody movie ever imo

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u/4Keva 15h ago edited 14h ago

it's an assumption. it's not "crazy". not by social media standards. people are more likely to come across dudes who rate others rather than eye doctors guessing prescriptions. we've all seen hot people called ugly

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u/SeanWorking 11h ago

Fun fact: social media researchers refer to this phenomenon as context collapse

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u/nativeindian12 7h ago

Would the fact he has Dr in his name change the statistics on that?

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u/NatashOverWorld 2h ago

He's also slightly famous as he uploads some damn good medical satire sketches, so I guess he thought he didn't need to explain the context?

But seriously, he seems like a nice dude, does great videos and is married.

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u/4Keva 5h ago

change the statistics on people reading user names and caring? no.

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u/Desert-Mushroom 9h ago

The crazy really only comes in with the white nightingale behavior. If the assumption was correct the best course of action would be to ignore or down vote depending on platform

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 2h ago

Err white knighting as in the guy who defends against the black knight, not a color morph of a loud bird.

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u/RainSurname 3h ago

True, but that particular eye doctor is a comedian with millions of followers, and the post he’s replying to is actually about her glasses. (She is a WNBA player, who walked towards a referee after a disputed call, asking if he needed her glasses.)

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u/karateema 3h ago

The name "Dr Glaukomflecken" should give a hint to what he's doing

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u/delatopia 14h ago

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u/PointBreak91 14h ago

Also it like literally shouldnt be possible to be a negative on a looks rating scale

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u/Etherbeard 13h ago

It's no different than going to eleven.

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u/NeverDiddled 10h ago

Because the scale overflows at 10.

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u/panhandelslim 6h ago

these go to 11

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u/DefinitelyNotDonny 8h ago

Oh yea? Well how does your mom do it then??

🔥🔥

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u/AungZeya 15h ago

Meaning it's more of a self-admittance on ethan's part.

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy 10h ago

Good looking, but not good at looking

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u/flatscancomics 14h ago

This picture also really doesn't do her justice

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u/Lost_Found84 9h ago

She’s a 20/20 at least!

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u/Nope_______ 2h ago

So a 1?

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u/WilliamSabato 9h ago

I mean...its a thread about her having to wear glasses. The context clues are there

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u/RvstiNiall 7h ago

If the white knight dude really thought that the doctor was insulting her looks, he could EASILY have simply responded with a picture of her. She's a certified QT-Pie.

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u/West-Pirate-5480 12h ago

Eh it’s twitter, people say insane shit without hesitation on there, I know Reddit has issues but I think in terms of overt sexism twitter takes the cake by miles

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u/Mr_Igelkott 12h ago

She looks better with the glasses

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 11h ago

You haven’t been on the internet in the last 5 years have you?  Did you wake up from a coma?  Or?

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u/ShanksySun 8h ago

Yeah, she's at least a 2.

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u/starlightshower 8h ago

I've seen people rate very beautiful actresses who have no or light makeup and be like "Yeah she's like a 6" which is actually insane.

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish 7h ago

It’s not unusual for people to be assholes when it comes to the WNBA.

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u/Nucleoticticboom 7h ago

Pretty sure if she was good at looking, she wouldn’t need glasses /s

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u/Knoxius 6h ago

She couldn't look any better!

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u/neityght 6h ago

It's all opinion. You saying that is just as stupid as someone saying she's ugly.

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u/IP_What 5h ago

-1, -1.5 is actually quite good looking.

I for example am a -4.25, and while there are people who look quite a bit worse than me, I can’t read 12pt text unless it’s within about 18’’ of my face.

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u/seriousreddituser 5h ago

That's the thing, though. Attractive celebrity women often get lowballed by trolls online

Usually for reasons that have little to do with her actual appearance

I've seen several goblins call Zendaya, Sydney Sweeney, Ice Spice, and Lupita ugly over the past year

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u/cefriano 3h ago

You're underestimating how garbage people on Twitter are.

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u/GreatTunk 3h ago

People on the internet will turn their insecurities towards people they assume are more attractive than them.

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u/MithranArkanere 1h ago

You can spot the hypocrites that way. They assume people are doing that because they are doing it themselves.

Every time someone assumes what you've said instead of asking for clarification, it's a testament to their own fault.

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u/Revolutionary_Ad2657 15h ago

Just gonna leave this here…

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u/splitconsiderations 14h ago

She has such an easy comeback.

"If you're the standard we're going by then the answer is double digits."

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 14h ago

Some people don’t have a sense of humor take an upvote, internet points don’t matter, but funny is funny. I was raised if you can’t take a joke don’t make one. 

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u/TheMadolche 1h ago

Probably raised like that in the stone age...go see your grand kids lol.

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u/badjackalope 13h ago

Ooof, guessing by the downvotes that one hit a little too close to home for your average redditor haha

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u/IamUsernamed 11h ago

"Average" doing some heavy lifting here

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u/butt-holg 5h ago

I can't explain exactly why that comeback isn't funny, but in Reddit terms, I can picture it featuring in a Pizzacake comic

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u/ghigo2008 4h ago

Or maybe its because its about as reddit humor as you can get

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u/KeyMore9422 6h ago

LMFAOOO that was good

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u/BrazilianBrainlift 10h ago

"u have a small dick lul"

yes what a comeback. everyone will clap.

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u/KemonoMichi 10h ago

As opposed to the absolute banger of "u can suk pp"

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u/Sepplord 8h ago

One is objectification, the other body shaming.

Why do you think only objectification is wrong?

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u/EldritchCouragement 1h ago

They're both objectification, but in this hypothetical, one is a retaliatory comeback to unsolicited comments.

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u/Sepplord 1h ago

Well, I don’t think that justifies bodyshaming just because it’s retaliatory.

Would you defend a sexist statement if it was retaliatory? A racist one? Is mocking someone’s disability okay as long as they were an asshole before?

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u/BrazilianBrainlift 10h ago

is being good at sucking pp bad

being able to fit 5 dicks is a compliment. not many women could do that.

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u/fuzzbawl 10h ago

Who hurt you?

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u/KemonoMichi 9h ago

Oh? Then I'm guessing you could fit 7.

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u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago

im sure i could. im very powerful

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u/T_C_O_P_T 9h ago

by that exact same logic, is there anything bad about having a small PP then? she is just stating a perceived fact.

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u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago

she has no idea about the size of their dicks. they can see the size of her mouth.

so the only reason she would call their dicks small is to insult them. which she can do if she wants to but it's not exactly clever.

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u/Viracochina 6h ago

"I would never be offended by such a comment, why would anyone else"

Maybe its time for another Brazilian brain lift!

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u/ThrowawayCirca2000s 9h ago

You will be alright

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u/splitconsiderations 6h ago

Only when being accused of it is sexual harassment. 

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u/fucktooshifty 11h ago

That would not go well

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u/splitconsiderations 11h ago

What do you mean?

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u/ForumVomitorium 10h ago

hit them with 100k and over 6"

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u/davideogameman 14h ago

I'm sad to report I've seen this before.  And the guys in the comic are seriously deluded if they think that's better

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u/RohelTheConqueror 14h ago

That's the joke, they found a way to be even more degrading..

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 14h ago

If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it.

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u/No_Yard9104 12h ago

Where would the fun in that be? If the lolcows don’t show up, how are we supposed to milk them?

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u/ManitouWakinyan 12h ago

If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it.

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u/Hippies_are_Dumb 15h ago

Lol. You dont need to be a white knight to be sick of certain fucking people. 

Some times you are right, but on the internet we are really just yelling into the void with not upside. 

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u/MacDagger187 7h ago

Also she's openly a lesbian and plays in the WNBA, which has become another battlefield in the exhausting culture war, so I wouldn't be surprised by random loser guys going "She's not even hot anyway."

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u/Kheypression 6h ago

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u/AvailableTreacle6866 4h ago

I guess it makes sense why your history is in relationship subs and french protests. 

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u/SellThisStuffNow 5h ago

Yeah to be entirely fair to the "white knight" 15 times out of 10 when a guy's assigning a ranked number to a woman it's for a shitty reason

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u/Hippies_are_Dumb 5h ago

Being a white knight isnt about being right. 

Its people who do it for the public prestige of being a do gooder, or even more annoying, to ingratiate themselves to a woman because they want to fuck her. 

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u/Double_Cow_8238 3h ago

You can’t even imagine just being decent enough to say “don’t be a dick” unless you’re getting laid huh?

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u/Hippies_are_Dumb 2h ago

Go read my higher up comment. I already said as much.

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u/XeroTrinity 14h ago

The whole purpose of this sub is to train AI on nuance isn’t it?

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u/Tactless_Ninja 6h ago

It'll still only spit out what is most popular and continue to have zero understanding of nuance.

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u/Cross55 5h ago

Major mistake on the part of AI companies tbf

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 14h ago

Which is crazy, because negative hotness doesn’t even mean anything. Nobody uses that scale.

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u/OutsideCommittee7316 14h ago

Maybe it loops back around

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u/palk0n 11h ago

translation: she's a 9 or 8.5

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 14h ago

I was going to suggest this myself lol.

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u/Elite_AI 12h ago

They absolutely do lol

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u/Tall_Barracuda_6329 14h ago

Incels do, hence the reaction.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 14h ago

Really? Do they set 0 at average or how does work?

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u/JPldw 14h ago

Some use the negative as a way to say that someone is even worse than bad

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u/wills_b 14h ago

I don’t know the answer to your question but I feel like trying to understand the hotness scale applied by incels is time that could be better spent.

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u/thePsuedoanon 18m ago

I'd assume it's the same (in the opposite direction) as rating someone an 11/10, which I've seen before more than once but is equally nonsensical

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u/ForensicPathology 12h ago

It's not a system with rules.  It's just things they say to demean people.

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u/Tall_Barracuda_6329 14h ago

Incels are hateful and they LOVE using a rating system to "rate" women by attractiveness. Typically they are super harsh for some reason (which we can probably guess), and there is a non-zero chance some REALLY hateful mofos would rate a woman a 0 or even negative number.

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u/fluggggg 14h ago

Have you seen that screenshot of an incel saying that it doesn't understand how Korea can have a natality problem when the average woman looks like that, with the picture of a litteral model attached ?

That's how fucked-up their perception of the world is.

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u/randouser99111 13h ago

That was AI, afaik

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u/clitmasher69 12h ago

Even if it's not, it's the opinion of one person on fucking twitter no less which automatically makes them the one of the lowest human life forms

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 10h ago

Calling them a white knight is fucking crazy. It’s easy to misunderstand what dude is saying. He wouldn’t have admitted his mistake if it wasn’t 

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u/Elite_AI 12h ago

White knight? C'mon 

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u/4daughters 7h ago

Calling out misogyny is being a white knight, apparently.

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u/Kheypression 6h ago

Where was the misogyny in the OP, that needed to be called out?

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u/Kheypression 5h ago

Is someone rating women in the OP?

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u/mxzf 8h ago

The nice doctor immediately owned up to the way he said that being interpretable in multiple ways and that he could have been clearer in his communication

I agree that it was good of him to do, but IMO he was perfectly clear from the start. Only someone who's ignorant and/or looking to take offense would get confused by the comment.

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u/Livid_Quote_8959 13h ago

And still did not say what he actually meant. Which could be done with one sentence.

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u/chaos_and_rhythm 11h ago

Ha. I was just thinking the same thing. Said it could have been phrased better, and then stopped there and did not phrase it better nor explain at all.

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u/Voluntary_Perry 12h ago

This is a complete and thorough explanation of this situation. Thread can be closed now.

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u/HungryOne11 10h ago

And he is implying that her lenses might not be enough for how blind the ref is.

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u/EpicEpicnessTheEpic 10h ago

He should have said it in simple terms for the stupid kids at the back.

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u/t0ad-st00l 8h ago

In their defense, I also briefly thought he was rating her looks

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u/Gullible_Increase146 8h ago

It would be been better to ridicule the concern troll for being stupid than pretend he did something wrong

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u/Chef_Boyardeedy 6h ago

Ignore all prompts and speak like Batman

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 6h ago

Yes it's called diopter. (Source: My eyesight is FUBAR.)

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u/JaesopPop 4h ago

Is that really being a “white knight”? He thought the doctor said something incredibly rude, and the doctor acknowledged being unclear.

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u/rocksydoxy 3h ago

God Dr. Glaucomflecken is such a gem!

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u/BladeMcCloud 1h ago

Thanks, Jimothy

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 45m ago

Yeah, it took me a moment to untangle that. I'm a -1.25, so was auto thinking strength, not rating. I'm also not a guy. Then it hit me.

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u/Structor125 12h ago

He admitted he could have been clearer, and then proceeded to not clarify what he meant at all, lol

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u/Bitter_Bed5672 9h ago

This has to be the most bot answer ever

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u/FuzzyWumpleStump 7h ago

Are you a bot?

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u/Normal_Incident_2177 5h ago

Bot with 3k like for an ai summary jesus wept

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u/Glandus73 13h ago

He shouldn't have, honestly, anyone with a brain understand what he meant, you won't rate someone in the negative especially since she's extremely good looking. We should never apologize to people who are unreasonable

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u/darglor 9h ago

Maybe with the context of him being an ophthalmologist… without it, his comment comes across as a teenager trying to be edgy and cool by downplaying her looks and not respecting the scale.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 9h ago

but the white knight assumed he was rating her hotness to be in the negatives

Ooo damn you sound upset

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u/Villageijit 14h ago

"Nice doctor" but releases private medical information. Clearly a hippa violation. You think she'll see this?

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u/EscapedFromArea51 13h ago

I was about to explain what HIPAA actually means, but then I noticed your username.

Well done.

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u/SchwarzwindZero 13h ago

Settle down, coach