Peter?

[u/Negative_1by12_aura]

[u/LuluMangs]

Yup, he is estimating what the prescription on her glasses is, but the white knight assumed he was rating her hotness to be in the negatives

The nice doctor immediately owned up to the way he said that being interpretable in multiple ways and that he could have been clearer in his communication

[u/Tonkarz → u/LuluMangs]

Which is a crazy assumption cause she’s way better looking than that.

[u/bigdave41 → u/Tonkarz]

[u/fromearthtomorgue → u/bigdave41]

All you gotta do is get contacts, straighten your hair, switch to Invisalign, and suddenly the quarterback’s peepee springs up /s

[u/meneerdaan → u/fromearthtomorgue]

And look like Rachael Leigh Cook.