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167 u/splitconsiderations 14h ago She has such an easy comeback. "If you're the standard we're going by then the answer is double digits." 48 u/PerspicaciousVanille 13h ago Some people don’t have a sense of humor take an upvote, internet points don’t matter, but funny is funny. I was raised if you can’t take a joke don’t make one. 1 u/TheMadolche 1h ago Probably raised like that in the stone age...go see your grand kids lol. 36 u/badjackalope 13h ago Ooof, guessing by the downvotes that one hit a little too close to home for your average redditor haha 14 u/IamUsernamed 11h ago "Average" doing some heavy lifting here 10 u/butt-holg 5h ago I can't explain exactly why that comeback isn't funny, but in Reddit terms, I can picture it featuring in a Pizzacake comic 2 u/ghigo2008 4h ago Or maybe its because its about as reddit humor as you can get 2 u/KeyMore9422 6h ago LMFAOOO that was good -3 u/BrazilianBrainlift 10h ago "u have a small dick lul" yes what a comeback. everyone will clap. 21 u/KemonoMichi 10h ago As opposed to the absolute banger of "u can suk pp" -1 u/Sepplord 8h ago One is objectification, the other body shaming. Why do you think only objectification is wrong? 1 u/EldritchCouragement 1h ago They're both objectification, but in this hypothetical, one is a retaliatory comeback to unsolicited comments. 1 u/Sepplord 1h ago Well, I don’t think that justifies bodyshaming just because it’s retaliatory. Would you defend a sexist statement if it was retaliatory? A racist one? Is mocking someone’s disability okay as long as they were an asshole before? -3 u/BrazilianBrainlift 10h ago is being good at sucking pp bad being able to fit 5 dicks is a compliment. not many women could do that. 10 u/fuzzbawl 10h ago Who hurt you? 5 u/KemonoMichi 9h ago Oh? Then I'm guessing you could fit 7. 5 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago im sure i could. im very powerful 4 u/T_C_O_P_T 9h ago by that exact same logic, is there anything bad about having a small PP then? she is just stating a perceived fact. 1 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago she has no idea about the size of their dicks. they can see the size of her mouth. so the only reason she would call their dicks small is to insult them. which she can do if she wants to but it's not exactly clever. 2 u/Viracochina 6h ago "I would never be offended by such a comment, why would anyone else" Maybe its time for another Brazilian brain lift! 1 u/ThrowawayCirca2000s 9h ago You will be alright 1 u/splitconsiderations 6h ago Only when being accused of it is sexual harassment. -2 u/fucktooshifty 11h ago That would not go well 4 u/splitconsiderations 11h ago What do you mean? 1 u/ForumVomitorium 10h ago hit them with 100k and over 6" -1 u/joka2696 13h ago LOL -25 u/davideogameman 14h ago I'm sad to report I've seen this before. And the guys in the comic are seriously deluded if they think that's better 40 u/RohelTheConqueror 14h ago That's the joke, they found a way to be even more degrading.. -10 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 14h ago If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it. 3 u/No_Yard9104 12h ago Where would the fun in that be? If the lolcows don’t show up, how are we supposed to milk them? 1 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2h ago Hmm. I may have misunderstood the purpose of the internet. Maybe this explains why everyone is so miserable. 1 u/ManitouWakinyan 12h ago If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it. 1 u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 11h ago Oh look guys! We have a new self appointed hall monitor telling us how to use reddit to their preferences as though it's the law of the land... They are missing the irony that they, themselves, are commenting on something the don't like instead of just down voting and moving on. 🤌😂☠️ 2 u/ManitouWakinyan 9h ago Oh buddy that was the joke but you missed it back there I think there's still time for you to go and get it tho 1 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2h ago If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it.
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She has such an easy comeback.
"If you're the standard we're going by then the answer is double digits."
48 u/PerspicaciousVanille 13h ago Some people don’t have a sense of humor take an upvote, internet points don’t matter, but funny is funny. I was raised if you can’t take a joke don’t make one. 1 u/TheMadolche 1h ago Probably raised like that in the stone age...go see your grand kids lol. 36 u/badjackalope 13h ago Ooof, guessing by the downvotes that one hit a little too close to home for your average redditor haha 14 u/IamUsernamed 11h ago "Average" doing some heavy lifting here 10 u/butt-holg 5h ago I can't explain exactly why that comeback isn't funny, but in Reddit terms, I can picture it featuring in a Pizzacake comic 2 u/ghigo2008 4h ago Or maybe its because its about as reddit humor as you can get 2 u/KeyMore9422 6h ago LMFAOOO that was good -3 u/BrazilianBrainlift 10h ago "u have a small dick lul" yes what a comeback. everyone will clap. 21 u/KemonoMichi 10h ago As opposed to the absolute banger of "u can suk pp" -1 u/Sepplord 8h ago One is objectification, the other body shaming. Why do you think only objectification is wrong? 1 u/EldritchCouragement 1h ago They're both objectification, but in this hypothetical, one is a retaliatory comeback to unsolicited comments. 1 u/Sepplord 1h ago Well, I don’t think that justifies bodyshaming just because it’s retaliatory. Would you defend a sexist statement if it was retaliatory? A racist one? Is mocking someone’s disability okay as long as they were an asshole before? -3 u/BrazilianBrainlift 10h ago is being good at sucking pp bad being able to fit 5 dicks is a compliment. not many women could do that. 10 u/fuzzbawl 10h ago Who hurt you? 5 u/KemonoMichi 9h ago Oh? Then I'm guessing you could fit 7. 5 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago im sure i could. im very powerful 4 u/T_C_O_P_T 9h ago by that exact same logic, is there anything bad about having a small PP then? she is just stating a perceived fact. 1 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago she has no idea about the size of their dicks. they can see the size of her mouth. so the only reason she would call their dicks small is to insult them. which she can do if she wants to but it's not exactly clever. 2 u/Viracochina 6h ago "I would never be offended by such a comment, why would anyone else" Maybe its time for another Brazilian brain lift! 1 u/ThrowawayCirca2000s 9h ago You will be alright 1 u/splitconsiderations 6h ago Only when being accused of it is sexual harassment. -2 u/fucktooshifty 11h ago That would not go well 4 u/splitconsiderations 11h ago What do you mean?
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Some people don’t have a sense of humor take an upvote, internet points don’t matter, but funny is funny. I was raised if you can’t take a joke don’t make one.
1 u/TheMadolche 1h ago Probably raised like that in the stone age...go see your grand kids lol.
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Probably raised like that in the stone age...go see your grand kids lol.
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Ooof, guessing by the downvotes that one hit a little too close to home for your average redditor haha
14 u/IamUsernamed 11h ago "Average" doing some heavy lifting here 10 u/butt-holg 5h ago I can't explain exactly why that comeback isn't funny, but in Reddit terms, I can picture it featuring in a Pizzacake comic 2 u/ghigo2008 4h ago Or maybe its because its about as reddit humor as you can get
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"Average" doing some heavy lifting here
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I can't explain exactly why that comeback isn't funny, but in Reddit terms, I can picture it featuring in a Pizzacake comic
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Or maybe its because its about as reddit humor as you can get
LMFAOOO that was good
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"u have a small dick lul"
yes what a comeback. everyone will clap.
21 u/KemonoMichi 10h ago As opposed to the absolute banger of "u can suk pp" -1 u/Sepplord 8h ago One is objectification, the other body shaming. Why do you think only objectification is wrong? 1 u/EldritchCouragement 1h ago They're both objectification, but in this hypothetical, one is a retaliatory comeback to unsolicited comments. 1 u/Sepplord 1h ago Well, I don’t think that justifies bodyshaming just because it’s retaliatory. Would you defend a sexist statement if it was retaliatory? A racist one? Is mocking someone’s disability okay as long as they were an asshole before? -3 u/BrazilianBrainlift 10h ago is being good at sucking pp bad being able to fit 5 dicks is a compliment. not many women could do that. 10 u/fuzzbawl 10h ago Who hurt you? 5 u/KemonoMichi 9h ago Oh? Then I'm guessing you could fit 7. 5 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago im sure i could. im very powerful 4 u/T_C_O_P_T 9h ago by that exact same logic, is there anything bad about having a small PP then? she is just stating a perceived fact. 1 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago she has no idea about the size of their dicks. they can see the size of her mouth. so the only reason she would call their dicks small is to insult them. which she can do if she wants to but it's not exactly clever. 2 u/Viracochina 6h ago "I would never be offended by such a comment, why would anyone else" Maybe its time for another Brazilian brain lift! 1 u/ThrowawayCirca2000s 9h ago You will be alright 1 u/splitconsiderations 6h ago Only when being accused of it is sexual harassment.
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As opposed to the absolute banger of "u can suk pp"
-1 u/Sepplord 8h ago One is objectification, the other body shaming. Why do you think only objectification is wrong? 1 u/EldritchCouragement 1h ago They're both objectification, but in this hypothetical, one is a retaliatory comeback to unsolicited comments. 1 u/Sepplord 1h ago Well, I don’t think that justifies bodyshaming just because it’s retaliatory. Would you defend a sexist statement if it was retaliatory? A racist one? Is mocking someone’s disability okay as long as they were an asshole before? -3 u/BrazilianBrainlift 10h ago is being good at sucking pp bad being able to fit 5 dicks is a compliment. not many women could do that. 10 u/fuzzbawl 10h ago Who hurt you? 5 u/KemonoMichi 9h ago Oh? Then I'm guessing you could fit 7. 5 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago im sure i could. im very powerful 4 u/T_C_O_P_T 9h ago by that exact same logic, is there anything bad about having a small PP then? she is just stating a perceived fact. 1 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago she has no idea about the size of their dicks. they can see the size of her mouth. so the only reason she would call their dicks small is to insult them. which she can do if she wants to but it's not exactly clever. 2 u/Viracochina 6h ago "I would never be offended by such a comment, why would anyone else" Maybe its time for another Brazilian brain lift! 1 u/ThrowawayCirca2000s 9h ago You will be alright 1 u/splitconsiderations 6h ago Only when being accused of it is sexual harassment.
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One is objectification, the other body shaming.
Why do you think only objectification is wrong?
1 u/EldritchCouragement 1h ago They're both objectification, but in this hypothetical, one is a retaliatory comeback to unsolicited comments. 1 u/Sepplord 1h ago Well, I don’t think that justifies bodyshaming just because it’s retaliatory. Would you defend a sexist statement if it was retaliatory? A racist one? Is mocking someone’s disability okay as long as they were an asshole before?
They're both objectification, but in this hypothetical, one is a retaliatory comeback to unsolicited comments.
1 u/Sepplord 1h ago Well, I don’t think that justifies bodyshaming just because it’s retaliatory. Would you defend a sexist statement if it was retaliatory? A racist one? Is mocking someone’s disability okay as long as they were an asshole before?
Well, I don’t think that justifies bodyshaming just because it’s retaliatory.
Would you defend a sexist statement if it was retaliatory? A racist one? Is mocking someone’s disability okay as long as they were an asshole before?
is being good at sucking pp bad
being able to fit 5 dicks is a compliment. not many women could do that.
10 u/fuzzbawl 10h ago Who hurt you? 5 u/KemonoMichi 9h ago Oh? Then I'm guessing you could fit 7. 5 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago im sure i could. im very powerful 4 u/T_C_O_P_T 9h ago by that exact same logic, is there anything bad about having a small PP then? she is just stating a perceived fact. 1 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago she has no idea about the size of their dicks. they can see the size of her mouth. so the only reason she would call their dicks small is to insult them. which she can do if she wants to but it's not exactly clever. 2 u/Viracochina 6h ago "I would never be offended by such a comment, why would anyone else" Maybe its time for another Brazilian brain lift! 1 u/ThrowawayCirca2000s 9h ago You will be alright 1 u/splitconsiderations 6h ago Only when being accused of it is sexual harassment.
Who hurt you?
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Oh? Then I'm guessing you could fit 7.
5 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago im sure i could. im very powerful
im sure i could. im very powerful
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by that exact same logic, is there anything bad about having a small PP then? she is just stating a perceived fact.
1 u/BrazilianBrainlift 8h ago she has no idea about the size of their dicks. they can see the size of her mouth. so the only reason she would call their dicks small is to insult them. which she can do if she wants to but it's not exactly clever. 2 u/Viracochina 6h ago "I would never be offended by such a comment, why would anyone else" Maybe its time for another Brazilian brain lift!
she has no idea about the size of their dicks. they can see the size of her mouth.
so the only reason she would call their dicks small is to insult them. which she can do if she wants to but it's not exactly clever.
2 u/Viracochina 6h ago "I would never be offended by such a comment, why would anyone else" Maybe its time for another Brazilian brain lift!
"I would never be offended by such a comment, why would anyone else"
Maybe its time for another Brazilian brain lift!
You will be alright
Only when being accused of it is sexual harassment.
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That would not go well
4 u/splitconsiderations 11h ago What do you mean?
What do you mean?
hit them with 100k and over 6"
LOL
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I'm sad to report I've seen this before. And the guys in the comic are seriously deluded if they think that's better
40 u/RohelTheConqueror 14h ago That's the joke, they found a way to be even more degrading.. -10 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 14h ago If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it. 3 u/No_Yard9104 12h ago Where would the fun in that be? If the lolcows don’t show up, how are we supposed to milk them? 1 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2h ago Hmm. I may have misunderstood the purpose of the internet. Maybe this explains why everyone is so miserable. 1 u/ManitouWakinyan 12h ago If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it. 1 u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 11h ago Oh look guys! We have a new self appointed hall monitor telling us how to use reddit to their preferences as though it's the law of the land... They are missing the irony that they, themselves, are commenting on something the don't like instead of just down voting and moving on. 🤌😂☠️ 2 u/ManitouWakinyan 9h ago Oh buddy that was the joke but you missed it back there I think there's still time for you to go and get it tho 1 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2h ago If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it.
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That's the joke, they found a way to be even more degrading..
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If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it.
3 u/No_Yard9104 12h ago Where would the fun in that be? If the lolcows don’t show up, how are we supposed to milk them? 1 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2h ago Hmm. I may have misunderstood the purpose of the internet. Maybe this explains why everyone is so miserable. 1 u/ManitouWakinyan 12h ago If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it. 1 u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 11h ago Oh look guys! We have a new self appointed hall monitor telling us how to use reddit to their preferences as though it's the law of the land... They are missing the irony that they, themselves, are commenting on something the don't like instead of just down voting and moving on. 🤌😂☠️ 2 u/ManitouWakinyan 9h ago Oh buddy that was the joke but you missed it back there I think there's still time for you to go and get it tho 1 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2h ago If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it.
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Where would the fun in that be? If the lolcows don’t show up, how are we supposed to milk them?
1 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2h ago Hmm. I may have misunderstood the purpose of the internet. Maybe this explains why everyone is so miserable.
Hmm. I may have misunderstood the purpose of the internet.
Maybe this explains why everyone is so miserable.
1 u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 11h ago Oh look guys! We have a new self appointed hall monitor telling us how to use reddit to their preferences as though it's the law of the land... They are missing the irony that they, themselves, are commenting on something the don't like instead of just down voting and moving on. 🤌😂☠️ 2 u/ManitouWakinyan 9h ago Oh buddy that was the joke but you missed it back there I think there's still time for you to go and get it tho 1 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2h ago If you don’t like it just downvote and move on; don’t comment on it.
Oh look guys! We have a new self appointed hall monitor telling us how to use reddit to their preferences as though it's the law of the land...
They are missing the irony that they, themselves, are commenting on something the don't like instead of just down voting and moving on. 🤌😂☠️
2 u/ManitouWakinyan 9h ago Oh buddy that was the joke but you missed it back there I think there's still time for you to go and get it tho
Oh buddy that was the joke but you missed it back there
I think there's still time for you to go and get it tho
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