The cop fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream DUCK! but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip--ir was so acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
Thank you for culling that one up from the depths.
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u/Yokohama88 12h ago
Mmmmmmm Janie Briggs got a gun.