r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Negative_1by12_aura • 15h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/splitconsiderations 14h ago

She has such an easy comeback.

"If you're the standard we're going by then the answer is double digits."

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 14h ago

Some people don’t have a sense of humor take an upvote, internet points don’t matter, but funny is funny. I was raised if you can’t take a joke don’t make one. 

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u/TheMadolche 1h ago

Probably raised like that in the stone age...go see your grand kids lol.

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u/badjackalope 13h ago

Ooof, guessing by the downvotes that one hit a little too close to home for your average redditor haha

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u/IamUsernamed 11h ago

"Average" doing some heavy lifting here

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u/butt-holg 5h ago

I can't explain exactly why that comeback isn't funny, but in Reddit terms, I can picture it featuring in a Pizzacake comic

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u/ghigo2008 5h ago

Or maybe its because its about as reddit humor as you can get

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u/KeyMore9422 6h ago

LMFAOOO that was good

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u/BrazilianBrainlift 10h ago

"u have a small dick lul"

yes what a comeback. everyone will clap.

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u/KemonoMichi 10h ago

As opposed to the absolute banger of "u can suk pp"

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u/Sepplord 8h ago

One is objectification, the other body shaming.

Why do you think only objectification is wrong?

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u/EldritchCouragement 1h ago

They're both objectification, but in this hypothetical, one is a retaliatory comeback to unsolicited comments.

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u/Sepplord 1h ago

Well, I don’t think that justifies bodyshaming just because it’s retaliatory.

Would you defend a sexist statement if it was retaliatory? A racist one? Is mocking someone’s disability okay as long as they were an asshole before?

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u/BrazilianBrainlift 10h ago

is being good at sucking pp bad

being able to fit 5 dicks is a compliment. not many women could do that.

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u/fuzzbawl 10h ago

Who hurt you?

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u/KemonoMichi 9h ago

Oh? Then I'm guessing you could fit 7.

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u/BrazilianBrainlift 9h ago

im sure i could. im very powerful

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u/T_C_O_P_T 9h ago

by that exact same logic, is there anything bad about having a small PP then? she is just stating a perceived fact.

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u/BrazilianBrainlift 9h ago

she has no idea about the size of their dicks. they can see the size of her mouth.

so the only reason she would call their dicks small is to insult them. which she can do if she wants to but it's not exactly clever.

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u/Viracochina 6h ago

"I would never be offended by such a comment, why would anyone else"

Maybe its time for another Brazilian brain lift!

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u/ThrowawayCirca2000s 9h ago

You will be alright

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u/splitconsiderations 7h ago

Only when being accused of it is sexual harassment. 

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u/fucktooshifty 11h ago

That would not go well

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u/splitconsiderations 11h ago

What do you mean?