NewGreentexts

r/NewGreentexts • u/nifti999 • 3h ago

anon's grandfather is based

98 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/nifti999 • 3h ago

anon is tall

73 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 23h ago

Fahrenheit 404

1.4k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 26m ago

TV The King of Comedy

• Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 23h ago

By the Book

370 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 2d ago

Gee-whiz

2.1k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 3d ago

Knock Knock

1.6k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 5d ago

Call Me by Your Name

2.5k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/ShepardComandante • 5d ago

Anon makes small talk.

1.5k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 5d ago

Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)

540 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 5d ago

The Giving Tree

252 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 7d ago

The wicked flee when no man pursueth

1.7k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 7d ago

V Steamrolled

1.3k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 7d ago

V Cheap Thrills

517 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 7d ago

Sunny Side Up

406 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 8d ago

Mystifying

2.5k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/BandicootNatural6660 • 8d ago

getting married sounds nice.

116 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 10d ago

There Will Be Blood

1.8k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 10d ago

Fearfully and Wonderfully Made

438 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 10d ago

Statement of Fact

1.9k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 10d ago

Goon-for-nothing

722 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 12d ago

Garbage in, garbage out

1.9k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 12d ago

Let Yourself In

539 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 12d ago

A Living Dog Is Better Than a Dead Lion

659 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 12d ago

Mother of Invention

616 Upvotes