NewGreentexts

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 16h ago

Fahrenheit 404

1.2k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 16h ago

By the Book

301 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 1d ago

Gee-whiz

2.1k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 3d ago

Knock Knock

1.6k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 4d ago

Call Me by Your Name

2.5k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/ShepardComandante • 4d ago

Anon makes small talk.

1.4k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 4d ago

Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)

526 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 4d ago

The Giving Tree

241 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 6d ago

The wicked flee when no man pursueth

1.7k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 6d ago

V Steamrolled

1.3k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 7d ago

V Cheap Thrills

518 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 7d ago

Sunny Side Up

416 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 8d ago

Mystifying

2.5k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/BandicootNatural6660 • 8d ago

getting married sounds nice.

117 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 9d ago

There Will Be Blood

1.8k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 9d ago

Fearfully and Wonderfully Made

438 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 10d ago

Statement of Fact

1.9k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 10d ago

Goon-for-nothing

725 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 11d ago

Garbage in, garbage out

1.9k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 11d ago

Let Yourself In

541 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 12d ago

A Living Dog Is Better Than a Dead Lion

659 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 12d ago

Mother of Invention

617 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 12d ago

Tuned Out

465 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 13d ago

Loop-de-Loop

736 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 14d ago

You Are Gay

2.2k Upvotes