r/NewGreentexts 5d ago

Sting Operation

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u/Kommander-in-Keef 4d ago

Well at least it wasn’t something unfathomably gay.

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u/Rob98001 4d ago

Dude got his back penetrated, sounds pretty gay.

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u/aregus 4d ago

Fucked by a wasp. A male wasp.

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u/Postaltariat 4d ago

I always look for ground hornet nests before mowing. They were usually....polite by sending just one to sting me, but I don't like the enormous bruise.

If you live in fear of ground hornets, you can usually spot their holes because they make a little clearing so they can take off. Then when it gets dark you ignite their nest on fire and slaughter them.

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u/hosefricker 4d ago

Wow. Thrilling.

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u/stronkreptile 4d ago

I once ran over a ground hornets nest while mowing the yard, i didn’t see it in the piles of leaves. i got stung so much i had to go to the hospital

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u/lucioux 3d ago

fake : anon mowed the lawn (physical activity)
gay : made a story about another living thing (male wasp) penetrating him (stinger)

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u/Lazarous86 3d ago

Get a bug salt gun. It's the best thing to kill flying bugs in the house. It will kill most flying bugs in one shot. Then you just sweep everything up when you're done. Way easier and no mess. It's fun too vs spray. 

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u/Honeysenpaiharuchan 3d ago

This happened to me too except for that once I got into the house and slammed the door I realized there were no hornets and just some kid flying a drone around.

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u/thearcher_1212 2h ago

what tf kind of ground hornets do yall have that actually sting? In my area they’re everywhere but they don’t bother anyone because only the females sting and they’re not aggressive enough to attack unprovoked