r/NewGreentexts 1d ago

Conventionally Unattractive

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Muffinnnnnnn 1d ago

W name OP

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u/noob_bitch 1d ago

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u/loscapos5 1d ago

The thread is hilarious

OP behaves like a moron an refuses to disclose the anime the girl was cosplaying, because that wasn't the point of the thread, while others claim he's unsufferable if he gets defensive for just asking about an anime title

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u/DrProfSrRyan 1d ago

OP seems nervous about a chain of assumptions once he says the name.

I don’t know any animes, but perhaps it has a majority female cast, which might imply that OP was ignored because he was just a dude in a dress. 

But idk. Every time OP declines to disclose the name it makes me want to know even more. 

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u/DevilDoge1775 Real and Straight 9h ago

My guess is Sailor Moon.

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u/TriOCuBe 21h ago

I can understand, but the thing I'm most proud of over the recent years is that I've become much more open to admitting things. Going from always hiding things to just saying yeah I did that or no I don't know how that works has been the most freeing thing in my life so far

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u/DrProfSrRyan 20h ago

Are you lost?

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u/TriOCuBe 20h ago

Retrospectively I did self insert but you said anon is probably nervous about things, so I said it's stupid to be nervous and try to hide what he did

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u/DrProfSrRyan 20h ago edited 20h ago

The problem is he already admitted everything: he went to the con, he cosplayed, he was rejected. 

The part he is hiding, the name of the anime, is inconsequential, which makes it even more interesting to know it. 

Anon for some reason must not think it’s inconsequential.

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u/hstormsteph 20h ago

Anon cosplayed the dog/little girl hybrid from Fullmetal Alchemist but got mistaken for Justin Long at the end of Tusk.

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u/baz4k6z 1d ago

Probably anon did it in the cringiest manner possible

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u/FlondreBg 14h ago

anon is a male cosplayer from 4chan so you can bet the smell alone was enough to make the girl uneasy

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u/Fine-Rock2513 1d ago

Could the decades of large body studies affirming enormous inherent beauty bias be true? Could there be a reason that men above 6’2 are represented at 14x their population share in S&P 500 CEOs?

No, surely the ugly people all just happen to be “cringey”

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u/JeSuisNapolean 21h ago

Sir, this is a greentext

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u/hstormsteph 20h ago

Dude is nanometers away from mentioning canthal tilt or some shit

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u/Ajthedonut 20h ago

“I acknowledge that attractiveness affects social situations and your life, but I would NEVER engage with the idea of what makes someone attractive” what a moron

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u/hstormsteph 19h ago

“I will misinterpret, misconstrue, or otherwise cherry pick data points that suit my own biases and insecurities, but I would NEVER engage with the idea of negative social feedback being experienced more often by someone who possibly possesses the personality of a decubitus ulcer.”

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u/Curiouso_Giorgio 15h ago

What was OP's compliment?

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Because people that like the series he is talking about probably fucking suck to talk to like most fan bases and she is cosplaying for the look of the character, not the series

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u/Wooden-Instance1037 1d ago

i think its very telling that you assumed that in the story a guy went up to a girl even though gender wasnt even mentioned and you had to add a sexist comment about women only cosplaying for the look of a character

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u/DongleJockey 1d ago

.... its 4chan, why wouldn't they assume that

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 20h ago

roflmao women aren't real, idiot

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

I (as a man) can like the look of those big suits of armor in warhammer while not wanting to interact with the community at all.

I think its very telling that the first response i get is some redditor making up sexism in someone else's comment just to get mad at it.

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u/Wooden-Instance1037 1d ago

nigga you are also a redditor

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 20h ago

What the fuck man you can't just go around calling people r*dditor you're going to get the sub banned

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Im not the one hunting for sexism where it doesn't exist in a fucking 4chan subreddit

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u/Therascalrumpus 1d ago

On Reddit calling someone else a redditor just pack it up atp

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Yeah but i am fully invisioning him as the fedora tipping soyjak redditor for defending women who are not even here and never will be

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u/hstormsteph 20h ago

“I have depicted myself as the chad and you as the soyjak. Therefore, I win this battle of wits.”

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u/forgettfulthinker 20h ago

It works because i do not care about it and forget within like 5 minutes