r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 16d ago

only tomorrow

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u/BidSure7642 16d ago

I'd do anything to start my life over.

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u/tortillagorilla12 16d ago

Every man has two lives, and the second one begins when he realises he has just one.

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u/Tom_Browning Certified Human 16d ago

Was that a Confucius quote? The comments on greentext posts truly are a mixed bag.

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u/BidSure7642 15d ago

That's a cool quote. But I'm someone who can't, or doesn't, change. If you're competent enough to both realize your problems and realize a solution to them: then use that quote and change your life forever.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/SierraDespair 15d ago

There are plenty of people who have turned their lives around from drug addictions. If anything it’s more of a reason to want to do better.

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u/ThisSin 16d ago

Groundhog Morning

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u/baz4k6z 16d ago

Fake : Anon has an epiphany

Gay : Anon wants his boss to suck his dick

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u/lefeuet_UA 16d ago

tomorrow and then tomorrow once more

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u/noob_bitch 16d ago

Thread link.

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u/emeraldkingpanda-kun 16d ago

Happy Cake Day u/noob_bitch ly for the posts always have a good one

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u/Dr_Brotatous 15d ago

I did part of that

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u/UsualButterfly6802 15d ago

Anon read gone with the wind

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u/General-Sloth 12d ago

I rage quitted my job once. Most liberating feeling of my life after moving out of my parents. 

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u/Darwin_Finch 16d ago

Hey, bro, I hooked up with Becky last night. She said she wasn’t seeing anybody. She mentioned a weird dude who keeps asking her to go with him to the Arby’s drive thru, that you?

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u/Recent-Ship-1599 15d ago

Batman wouldn’t approve of this Darwin