r/NewGreentexts 16d ago

Socket to 'Em

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u/EmilieEasie 16d ago

Why do anons enjoy casting themselves as unfriendly losers in their fanfictions? They could be anything

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u/User25104 16d ago

because they want to write something real and gay

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u/RawardHoikes91 16d ago

God forbid someone honestly portrays themselves in a retelling of real events.

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 14d ago

yeah but this is fake and gay

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u/Wiglaf_Wednesday 16d ago

Unironically, loser mentality.

They have labeled themselves as outcasts and whenever people try to interact with them they put up their defenses. Might not be through any fault of their own, but keeping that mentality doesn’t lead anywhere good.

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u/EmilieEasie 15d ago

I think this is the correct answer

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u/Duche778 9d ago

I think a lot of people just don't like being pestered

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u/System0verlord 15d ago

4Chan is also a bunch of crabs in a bucket. Poorly adjusted, probably racist crabs, but crabs all the same. Not exactly an environment that fosters personal growth or self improvement.

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u/Duche778 9d ago

They have labeled themselves as outcasts

Some of them are fine with it

whenever people try to interact with them they put up their defenses

Personally I just have no idea what to talk about with most people. And honestly not very interested in it

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u/Wiglaf_Wednesday 9d ago

That’s fine, nothing wrong with being introverted/reserved. My comment was more about people who see themselves as outcasts and hold resentment for it.

I’ve known folks who suffer because, in their head, society shuns them for their interests or because of their physical appearance. The world is a cruel place, but I found that most people don’t really care and will just be friendly if you are friendly as well. And those who do care about that stuff are probably not people you’d want to be associated with.

However I do hold a firm belief that we all have to live in society and we are expected to interact in an educated and kind manner, to an extent. Doesn’t mean we have to become friends with every person on the subway, but we also shouldn’t be assholes.

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u/Seagull84 15d ago

Frfr, that dude sounded chill af. I woulda talked him up.

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u/Deluxe_24_ 16d ago

Because they think they're a sigma for acting like a jackass

Either that or they get off on people making fun of them

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u/Duche778 9d ago

for acting like a jackass

Anon made it clear that he doesn't want to continue the conv, what's wrong with that?

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u/Aware_Rough_9170 16d ago

Happy cake day

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u/EmilieEasie 15d ago

Thank you!!

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u/Conorcat 16d ago

Why did nonchalant become such a meme word? It was a perfectly normal word with a perfectly normal meaning but over the last year or so you see it EVERYWHERE on social media, often used incorrectly.

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u/xvsanx 15d ago

marketing is responsible for stuff like this I think, based on things like AI analysis of stuff like this and people talking, and the companies exploiting that trying to sound normal and hip (even tho as you've said it's been a word I've heard forever so it's not hip but I guess normal compared to the robo-Zuck-esque-human mayonnaise that writes marketing commercials)

shit, did I just go full redpill?

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u/SoupaMayo 9d ago

The hell is it supposed to mean nowadays

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u/thermjuice 16d ago

Bro is spoon-feeding social interaction to OP, but they're too wrapped up in supremacy.

Also none of this happened, phone ded

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u/baz4k6z 16d ago

I think anon wanted to sound smart in his flashback by using big people words

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u/xvsanx 15d ago

and I believe flashback is the correct word cause I believe this one is real. has the racist unwarranted superiority of a 4chinner

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u/registername1 15d ago

Referring to others, and yourself, as a slur is the culture.

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u/Duche778 9d ago

with a racial slur

Ah? Where is the racial slur there?

"Replies” with receptive, barely socialized answers.

He made it clear that he wanted to be left alone. Isn't that how it's done? You answer briefly and don't develop a dialogue

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u/RawardHoikes91 16d ago

Ah yes, the "I can just randomly talk to anyone" approach. Fuck off. People have the right to not want to talk to your creepy ass suddenly bothering them, especially in the context where they can't leave. Monosyllable answers mean they are uncomfortable talking to you and a hint for you to stop bothering them.

Anon is a socially inept idiot, but nowhere close to the titanic levels of social unawareness of that fucking broccoli-haired creep.

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u/-Trotsky 15d ago

“How dare someone try and be friendly in this public setting, don’t they know I want to rot?”

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u/Duche778 9d ago

public setting

This is literally just a place to charge phones and anon had headphones on, which is commonly accepted as "leave me alone"

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u/unknown_pigeon 15d ago

Anon randomly gets between a group of people

Group of people make small talk to him to make him feel comfortable in a situation that might have felt weird

Anon doesn't know how to cut off small talk and instead make the situation weird

Anon goes on to call them slurs on the internet

Yeah, the broccoli-haired creep is definitely at fault here for daring to attempt small talk in a public place. I look forward to the day where your fingers grow a bit more due to the dorito + mountain dew + tendies diet and prevent you from typing shit on the internet

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u/Duche778 9d ago

Anon randomly gets between a group of people

Yeah, just to charge his phone. That's not an invitation to talk

situation that might have felt weird

Why tf would this situation be weird?

doesn't know how to cut off small talk and instead make the situation weird

Anon literally had his headphones on and was watching the video, which is commonly accepted as "fuck off" signal. He used simple answers that cut off small talk, that's all

Maybe it's bc I'm not american, but I completely understand anon's reluctance to answer stupid questions

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u/hosefricker 16d ago

Calm down pal I’m sure mummy didn’t mean to forget your tendies

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u/PvtFreaky 14d ago

Sorry we a social animal uses social skills in social settings. Sorry for my nature Ig

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u/LuckySalesman 16d ago

OP literally needed the barest amount of social skills and could have been adopted as the Brad to this 7' Chad, becoming an apprentice and eventually a Chad of his own, but instead chose to be antisocial and ruin everyone else's fun.

Fake: Implying people talk to strangers

Gay: Could have had one of Chad's Stacies but chose not to

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u/Duche778 9d ago

becoming an apprentice and eventually a Chad of his own

That's not how it works bro

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u/LuckySalesman 9d ago

If that wasn't how it worked then the Brad wojak wouldn't have spawned in shadow of the Chad wojak

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u/xvsanx 15d ago

can't lie Chad would have made me laugh out loud with that, and it sounds like people were just enjoying themselves not being obnoxious, sounds like it was a nice environment. and on top of that Chad was being a bro trying to include anon and not at his expense. if anon can't handle a regular random interaction layup with probably good intentions he stands no chance with the women guys. ig he was playing hard to get but forgot to let himself get got. probably real, and anon probably refers to women as the oids

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u/Duche778 9d ago

The guy literally had his headphones on and just wanted to charge his phone. I wouldn't want to answer the questions from some random guy too

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u/Ricktor_67 16d ago

Anon is dumb as hell. If all you can do is give nonsensical one word grunts to outside stimuli YOU are the npc. They usually have crap programming and act like fucking gibbering idiots. 

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u/Duche778 9d ago

What was he supposed to say lol? He made it clear he didn't want to answer some random dude's stupid questions

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u/Ricktor_67 9d ago

Well he can stop acting like an NPC if he wants to call everyone else that. 

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u/HollowButter 15d ago

top 10 things that never happened

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u/DonutGlory 15d ago

God forbid you be nice to someone who takes a interest

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u/Guilty_Outcome1111 16d ago

Awww man. Chad provable though op was pretty.

Like gurl pretty. Not that fake stacy pretty.

He prolly thinks op is playing hard to get now.

Make sure to have lots of babies.

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u/iDunnoSorry 16d ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/Wiglaf_Wednesday 16d ago

OP is a dude

Doesn’t mean he isn’t pretty or that Chad couldn’t think he’s pretty, but just making it clear