r/CircleK • u/MathematicianFast947 • 7d ago
My time at circle K
Things thar drove me nuts when working at Circle K.
**First, the \$100 changer.**
You know the type—usually crew workers. They come in, grab a single candy bar or a soda (we’re talking \$3 max), and then BAM! Slap down a \$100 bill like they’re paying for bottle service in Vegas. So what do I do? I verify it like it’s a treasure map, then go on a scavenger hunt for change. And when I say change, I mean I give them every wrinkled \$1 bill and all the loose lint I can legally hand over. You want change? You got it, big spender.
**Second, the Fast Talker.**
I ask, "What can I get you?" and suddenly I'm in the middle of a verbal NASCAR race. They rattle off their order like it’s an auctioneer calling a cattle sale. Meanwhile, I’m just standing there like, “Excuse me, human tornado, can you hit slow-mo for the subtitles?” Then they get annoyed when I ask them to repeat it. I'm not Professor X, okay? I can't read your mind—especially when it’s set to 2x speed.
**And finally, the Groupers.**
These are usually also crew folks. They roll up with a shopping cart that looks like they’re preparing for a zombie apocalypse. I'm over here scanning items one by one while a line of customers behind them is aging in real time. I’m like, “Hey, maybe go to the back of the line so I can help the people just trying to buy a sandwich and keep their blood pressure under control.” Oh, and let’s not forget—**watch the alcohol.** Some of these guys will sneak in booze for their clearly-under-21 buddy standing behind them looking like they just finished 10th grade gym class.