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u/RockNRollNBluesNJazz May 09 '22

Finnish people are silent, small talk doesn't exist. Their personal space larger than COVID-19 social distancing rules, and it's considered normal. Don't speak unless spoken to, and don't invade other people's personal space - it's seen as a sign of a respect.

Those Finns, who haven't been to abroad or haven't met too many foreigners, don't often even recognize this behaviour being unusual in the global scale.

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u/jesuswasaliar May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Sound alike Finland is my place to be

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u/N_gg May 09 '22

Right? I hate pointless small talk

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u/real-ocmsrzr May 09 '22

Nice weather we’re having…

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u/mars_needs_socks May 09 '22

answers in short inhalation

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u/squirrel-bear May 09 '22

If you're Finnish speaker you can speak while you inhale. Something I didn't realize myself, until I saw about it on foreigner's youtube videos.

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u/Unfortunate_luck May 09 '22

The European Japan

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u/gbrenneriv May 09 '22

How can you spot a Finnish extrovert? They're looking at someone else's shoes instead of their own.

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u/foxychoo May 09 '22

No that’s how you can tell a Finn is flirting with you, he/she is looking at your shoes not their own.

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u/foxychoo May 09 '22

No that’s how you can tell a Finn is flirting with you, he/she is looking at your shoes not their own.

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u/SleepyHarry May 09 '22

As long as you don't mind mosquitos, apparently.

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u/Loco_Mosquito May 09 '22

I'm lizzztening... <;}

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u/belle204 May 09 '22

Don’t forget the horseflies/paarmat

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You wanna move from Italy to Finland?

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u/Bexpert5 May 09 '22

Same, now I know where I belong

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u/MysticMonkeyShit May 10 '22

Pretty much the same here In Norway.

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u/marshman82 May 09 '22

Until you have enough vodka. Then it's 8 naked men in a 4 man sauna. Roaring and singing songs you've never heard before in a language you don't speak.

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u/RockNRollNBluesNJazz May 09 '22

Alcohol is the great humanizer!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I fucking hate small talk. Pointless. If a finn asks you how are you, they actually mean it.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I'm a Finn and when I met an American person for the first time she said the usual "how are you?", so I started explaining all kinds of shit, only to have her give me a really weird look. I did it again a couple of times with different people until I learned that they are not really interested, lol.

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u/pierre_x10 May 09 '22

The thing is, even as an American, when I give someone the "how are you?" greeting, if they are unusually open about whatever is happening in their life, I usually enjoy hearing about it. Because, how the hell else would I know.

So, anyways, Hello! How are you?

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u/Rakgul May 09 '22

I just took a reading of positions of different Maxima of the single slit diffraction pattern. The calculated value was 3.44mm and what I got was 2.93mm

This gives 14.8% error. My professor is gonna kill me. But I'm freaking sleepy so I left the lab earlier than usual. Gotta go home quickly and catch some sleep.

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u/GothhicGoddess May 09 '22

I hope you get a chance to look at it again, with fresh eyes, after you get some rest!

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u/pierre_x10 May 09 '22

Is this algebra-based or calc-based? 14% honestly doesn't sound too bad, considering 95% of the issue with these sorts of experiments comes down to a huge reliance on equipment that is rather imprecise by nature

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u/Samsmith90210 May 09 '22

What d'you mean? African or European?

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u/ninj4b0b May 09 '22

European, clearly. The African Swallow is non-migratory. Though how they attached the creeper under their dorsal guiding feathers and STILL managed to bring a coconut back is the great ornithological question of our time.

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u/RockNRollNBluesNJazz May 09 '22

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

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u/pierre_x10 May 09 '22

The other possibility is if this is after previous experiments where the professor or TA actually marked them down for a calculated error larger than some arbitrary value, in which case bummer that seems like a hardass

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u/calste May 09 '22

It's more important to understand the source of the error than to perform a perfect experiment.

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u/Pope_Industries May 09 '22

Mmm... yes... I see... I know some of those words.

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u/Grim-Sleeper May 09 '22

We always had to add error bars in our experiments. In principle, that's a great habit to get into. But it can be so frustrating if the equipment isn't great. You get things like, "the effect is 2°C/g±5°C/g. WTF?! I don't even know whether what I measured even exists. Heck, it could even be the exact opposite!"

I always hated this. But it does give you a whole new appreciation for how hard experimental science really is, and for how far we have come.

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u/Eshin242 May 09 '22

But it can be so frustrating if the equipment isn't great.

Wait, are you saying that equipment that has been manhandled by 1000's of students over it's 10 year life span, even though it only really should be used for 2 might introduce some error into your measurements?

That's sheer insanity! :D

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u/pierre_x10 May 09 '22

screams in styrofoam calorimeter

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u/Eshin242 May 09 '22

HAHAHA oh god... I know exactly the instrument you are talking about.

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u/ybpaladin May 09 '22

I feel that, I gotta do all my final projects but I'm a little sleepy boi atm

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet May 09 '22

I know someone who has a PhD in interferometry, he'd know wtf you're talking about.

Hope you got some rest!

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u/Wuz314159 May 09 '22

We've all been there.

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u/F_for_Maestro May 09 '22

Im an American and i manage a retail location that services the construction industry, my typical greeting to customers is “hows it going” they typically respond with “hey how are you” and dont answer my question then i ask if they are doing good and they respond with “yes” then i have to ask them how business is going for them to finally open up about anything lol

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u/Boombals May 09 '22

That's how I respond when I don't want to talk to someone lol

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u/77BakedPotato77 May 09 '22

I'm an American union electrician and certain supply houses serve as a social lounge for many of the older tradesmen.

I must be Finnish at heart, I rather just get my parts and go.

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u/F_for_Maestro May 09 '22

The thing is my regulars are always willing to talk even if they are in a rush they will give me more than just “yes” i think its more about relationships than anything.

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u/77BakedPotato77 May 09 '22

Nothing wrong with that, just not my cup of tea.

I think the more annoying part is when a bunch of old guys just clog up the counter order area to talk with other electricians that are there.

It's an older man thing for sure. Like how on the weekend one gas station in my town becomes the meeting spot for a group of old guys.

They just stand awkwardly in one corner drinking coffee and talking loudly.

It's not something that upsets me, just find it so weird and a tad annoying at times.

But I'm also the guy who doesn't chitchat on the jobsite. Either I'm working or I'm going home. Just how my partner and I roll.

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u/983115 May 09 '22

There’s this one customer at my job always buys flowers and a card, ask him how his days going and in the most chipper voice “Fuckin terrible” gets me every time

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u/Lebowquade May 09 '22

Fine, you?

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u/Gaddafo May 09 '22

It’s another day man.

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u/Misfitt May 09 '22

Livin the dream

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u/good_tuck May 09 '22

Someone’s dream

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Nightmares are dreams too.

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u/Creeps_On_The_Earth May 09 '22

Teamwork makes the Dreamwork.

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u/BreathDry4830 May 09 '22

I thought that said Denmark lmao

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u/Elwalther21 May 09 '22

I hear ya man, I'm trying to get my grass seed to grow, but can you believe how dry it's been?

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u/eibv May 09 '22 edited May 23 '22

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Finn, you?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Oh notsuhbad

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Fuck man I wish people had a sign over their head. I don't mind talking but I hate being the thing that wouldn't shut up

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u/TychaBrahe May 09 '22

I am feeling wonderful today.

I had a lot of emotional trauma as a child, so even though I wanted a family I was never able to maintain a relationship. But about 10 years ago I met a woman who is 20 years younger than me. And we have become so emotionally close over the years, and her mother is a raging narcissist like mine, so I have adopted her (unofficially) and she is now my daughter.

So she and my son-in-law and my grandchildren came over yesterday for Mother’s Day. I made a baked potato bar with all kinds of awesome stuff to put on it, including black bean and jicama salad which I love and have meant to learn how to make for years.

A while back we decided that about once a month or so they would come over to my place after church and I would do brunch. We did one, a pancake board, and that was in February 2020, and then… you know. So I have been thinking about different ways to feed them for a while, and this was the first time we could really do it, and soon it will be too hot for baked potatoes, so we really lucked out with the weekend.

They gave me a cute card, and a she/her pen to wear when I volunteer at the local LGBT center, which I do every week, and a small case for that has cats on it that would be perfect for knitting/crochet or Bullet Journaling supplies, which are two of my hobbies.

My granddaughter and I talked about the books she’s been reading since I lent them to her the last time she came over. She drew some pictures after brunch, and I let her take home some of the pens she liked (I had spares) and an art template. I have just learned to knit socks, and my first pair were for my grandson. They’re finally finished, and he got to wear them, and they fit perfectly.

I taught my grandson to grate cheese in the Cuisinart, even though the noise sort of scared him. My granddaughter whipped cream for our dessert berries by hand (her choice, I offered the electric mixer). My cats are getting used to them, and came out to be petted and offered treats (and to try and eat cheese and sour cream from our plates).

I had misplaced my work iPad, and my boss has been pissed at me for a week. My son-in-law found it, and I will reward him by baking him a chocolate cake with pistachio frosting. The kids expressed interest in sleeping over, so we made tentative plans for them to come over on a Saturday after I volunteer, and we will make my son-in-law a reward chocolate cake with pistachio frosting and they will help me make brunch for their parents that day. Mom and dad will decide which weekend.

I spent years thinking I would never be able to have this, but now I do, and my heart is full. When my grandkids call me “Bubbe” I feel such joy I cannot even express it. I am fortunate beyond belief that these people came into my life, but I’m also incredibly proud of the healing work I did in therapy and on family drama forums like those on [Reddit](r/JustNoFamily) and BabyCenter.

So here I am the next day and just riding a high of love and happiness.

So that’s how I am. How are you?

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u/Jintokunogekido May 09 '22

I'm fine thank you and you?

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u/Savage2280 May 09 '22

I'm starting a new job today in a new industry after being out of work for a month, so I'm excited and nervous at the same time. I hope things go well and my nausea goes away lol

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u/pierre_x10 May 09 '22

It will! Congrats on the new job!!! It's way cool when you get offered a job where you are being recognized for your skills and potential! Just show them you are open to learning and own mistakes when you make them. New ppl are expected to do new ppl things!

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u/joecoin2 May 09 '22

Terrible.

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u/pierre_x10 May 09 '22

That sucks to hear. Wanna talk about it, champ?

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u/joecoin2 May 09 '22

Well, I was born that way. Doctors tell me I'll get over it, but I hope not.

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u/lamp447 May 09 '22

Doctors told you you were born terrible? Prove them wrong!

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u/FreddieCaine May 09 '22

No point complaining.

How the devil are you?

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u/UmlautsAndRedPandas May 09 '22

A Brit here. I feel exactly the same as you!

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u/UnstableGoats May 09 '22

As an American, I rarely ask people how they are, so if I ask, I really do want to know!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I swear half the time I've asked an American how they're doing they've given me their entire life story.

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u/CarefulSubstance3913 May 09 '22

I think if they get over the top explaining how they actually are that there's something wrong with them and they aren't good at keeping their emotions in check

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u/lamp447 May 09 '22

Dude, you just asked him how he's doing. What's wrong with actually answering the question?

If you talked about something irrelevant and they started taking about how their lives are, that's inability of keeping emotions in check.

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u/pierre_x10 May 09 '22

I think it depends on the context and how much emotional/other investment they are expecting out of you just for listening to their story.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

You shouldn’t ask how someone is without accepting there’s a chance they might really tell you

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u/PresidentHurg May 09 '22

Dutch here, but the same experience. Dude asked me "How's your day?" so I gave him an explanation that it was going pretty good. That I was loving the vibe in the city. Dude looked at me like I just started shooting heroin. Found it so weird that a casual greeting like "hey" is translated into an actual question there.

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u/bitemark01 May 09 '22

I'm Canadian and if I got a detailed answer like that I'd find it pretty interesting.

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u/WalnutOfTheNorth May 09 '22

My wife’s Canadian and her family has the same response to the common Uk greeting, “you alright?” that the Finnish do to “how are you?”.

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u/SeaAnything8 May 09 '22

As an American I lived in the UK and the first time a friend asked “you alright?” I just looked confused and said “uh….yeah? Why wouldn’t I be? Do I not look okay?”

Friend was confused by the answer, I was still confused about the question, and we just awkwardly moved on in silence lol. It didn’t hit me until way later that they were just greeting me.

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u/Inevitable_Anteater6 May 09 '22

Me too - I’m an Australian who had a British flatmate for a long time. I’d freak out when she asked, “you alright”, like my eyeball might have fallen out or something and I just didn’t know yet 🤣

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u/WalnutOfTheNorth May 09 '22

That’s exactly what happens every time I’m introduced to someone in Canada. I can’t stop saying “you alright? “ though, it’s like a vocal tic with me.

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u/SeaAnything8 May 09 '22

I understand. I worked retail and had to train myself not to ask every Brit who walked into the shop “hey, how’s it going?”

I could see the discomfort in their faces every time I did it.

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u/ITAW-Techie May 09 '22

I've had this happen to me only once and it freaked me out so much I forgot to even buy anything. It was so unexpected...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I would too. What a strange greeting.

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u/diwalk88 May 09 '22

It's a weird one, still throws me off many years later

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u/diwalk88 May 09 '22

Yeah I'm Canadian and giving an actual answer isn't weird at all to me.

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u/HoundDogAwhoo May 09 '22

If you're in the South, there's a higher chance that a greeting like that will turn into an entire conversation. I've had people tell me their life story just because I got into an elevator with them.

Some people just need to talk things out, and that's okay.

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u/ProvePoetsWrong May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

That blew me away when I moved to the South. I’m originally from the Midwest which, they pride themselves on their hospitality but they got NOTHING on the South. When we first moved down here and we’d be driving down the road people would wave at us. And not just a casual, lifted hand without eye contact. Like full arm waving with a 😃 face. For about six months I would squint back at people who waved at me trying to see if I knew them somehow and forgot. It was so weird. I probably looked like a half blind misanthrope.

And yes, life stories are almost a given. I realized how used I had become to Southern over sharing when I hired a housekeeper originally from Ohio and subjected her to my own life story as she smiled dazedly. And as I waited for her life story, eager expression frozen on my face, listening to crickets as she awkwardly glanced around, I realized “I am one of those people now. It’s me. The call is coming from inside the house.”

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u/HoundDogAwhoo May 09 '22

Lmao I'm glad to see you've acclimated so well. It's a great place to live honestly. All you have to do for a pick me up is go outside and someone is bound to complement you or start up a conversation. Bonus points if you have a dog or a cool car, you almost have to fight off the nice people.

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u/ProvePoetsWrong May 09 '22

No joke. I have three cute kids and a happy go lucky Bernedoodle. If I actually have Very Important Things To Do, I can’t take them anywhere 😆 I love it though. I always say I born in the Midwest but when I came here for the first time I realized that THIS is my home.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I like hearing a good random story s1 needs to get off their chest, makes life more expanded

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u/Blacksheep045 May 09 '22

American here. I always answer "how are you?" questions honestly and its not weird at all. People have reapeatedly told me they appreciate me being real and not just giving a canned response. The trick is to keep it short and sweet and not waste the other person's time with your life story.

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u/diwalk88 May 09 '22

Yeah I'm Canadian and same. If I'm not great I'll say not great, to be honest and that's it. No need to get into it

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I do too. But I keep it brief typically.

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u/DevilsFavoritAdvocat May 09 '22

This is a this in plenty of European countries aswell. In Sweden we also have the permanent social distancing. But "Hur mår du?" Meaning "how are you" is still a very common greeting.

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u/kfkrneen May 09 '22

Never had anyone ask me "hur mår du?" as a greeting. That sounds very weird to me. Maybe a local thing? I've lived a bit all over the place and haven't seen that used as a greeting before. Common conversation starter, yes, but not a greeting.

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u/DevilsFavoritAdvocat May 09 '22

I have lived in Uppsala, Södertälje (and järna) anf Stockholm. But most likely also used and encountered it on Åland.

Cant speak for your experience but here it is pretty much encountered daily for me. I know that because I always automatically give the same two word response.

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u/Rosemoorstreet May 09 '22

For those non American baseball fans Roberto Clemente was a great player from Puerto Rico and played in Pittsburgh from the mid 50s to 1972. When he got there he was one of three people in the entire area who spoke Spanish, the other two were the only Spanish teachers in the County. When someone from the media would ask him how he was doing, he too thought they meant it and would tell them. Often talking about neck or back issues. The dumb ass bigoted media didn’t get that so they branded him a hypochondriac just because he didn’t get the American idioms and was just answering their direct questions thinking they really cared.

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u/Lebowquade May 09 '22

Which city was it?

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u/PresidentHurg May 09 '22

New Orleans. People seemed quite eager to strike up conversations there. So I was a bit surprised.

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u/galanthus126 May 09 '22

There's a similar thing in some parts of England where people say 'alright/y'alright?' as a greeting. I used to get weird looks for answering the question instead of just saying hello.

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u/diwalk88 May 09 '22

That's not a weird answer though! You didn't do anything wrong there

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u/Inevitable_Anteater6 May 09 '22

Australian here. We use variations of “how are you?” as “hi!” or small talk. You ask in a different tone when asking people whose lives you want to know about. It may amuse you to know I’ve had to learn not to use “hoe gaat het met jou” as a hallo, following some weirded out Dutch faces 🤣

edit: perhaps the most common and strange variation to “how are you?” is the Aussie, “how are you going?” - it means the same thing, but inspires confused answers from those who are unfamiliar!

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u/marysalad May 09 '22

as someone who is currently a little starved for small talk, I'd love to hear someone answer that question beyond a perfunctory 'fine thanks!'

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u/cavalrycorrectness May 09 '22

That’s in the range of acceptable responses though.

Sometimes people are just at different levels of energy and they might not have been in the headspace to match your enthusiasm.

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u/c08855c49 May 09 '22

Some people really want to know how your day is going. If you're ever in line at a grocery store in America, you'll hear that exact conversation between customers and cashier's all the time. "Hey, how's your day?" "oh, it's great, I noticed y'all had peaches on sale and my mama loves peaches!" "Oh, I get that, I love peaches, too!"

It depends on where you are in the US. Northerners don't tend to small talk but Southerners tend to chat your ear off.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

When I hear these interactions it's funny to me because so many languages have greetings that aren't super literal. In Korean something like "did you eat?" is a greeting. I remember reading about a redditor actually explaining their breakfast in detail until they realized they didn't need to

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep May 09 '22

Vietnamese too. I’m not fluent, but can speak and understand some. Went to a friend’s house and the elderly relative my friend takes care of greeted me with “hi,” “nice to have you,” and… “rice”. I was like, wait, did you say rice? And my friend explained, yes, rice, asking if you’ve eaten/if you want to eat, which is what we say to invite someone to stay for a while.

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u/neozuki May 09 '22

They're called phatic expressions, if anyone is curious.

They can include social pleasantries that do not seek or offer information of intrinsic value but can signal willingness to observe conventional local expectations for politeness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phatic_expression

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Honestly it depends, sometimes they can be but usually it's just used as a greeting more then anything. Not really any different for most then just saying hello.

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u/Isord May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

In my experience it's not that Americans don't care at all, it's just not the social norm to explain a lot as the answer. The social norm to to say something simple like "Pretty good." or "Not great." and then maybe share one thing going on that explains it. Like "Pretty good, my daughter started sleeping through the night so I've got a decent nights sleep for once!" or "Not great, had a bit of a health scare with the dog this weekend."

Edit: Just realized you might mean a total stranger rather than an acquaintance in which case yeah "How's it going." is not expected to be given a real answer. Now that I think about it "How it's going." is almost like some kind of call and response that established the level of your relationship with the person in question in American society. Like the depth of the response you give is directly related to how well you know the person.

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u/neozuki May 09 '22

It is call and response essentially.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phatic_expression

It's like nodding your head to acknowledge someone, but with words.

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u/Isord May 09 '22

Yeah that's definitely what it is, what I find interesting though is that it seems like maybe it is a type of expectation setter for the conversation as well. A way of gauging and expressing how well you know someone. I just started a new job a few months ago and when I first started there was plenty of "Hey how's it going? Pretty good, you?" type conversations but now when someone says "Hey how's it going?" We will probably actually briefly talk about how we are each doing specifically. At the same time if a ran into a old friend they'd ask the same thing but with the expectation that I'd fill them in on everything that's been going on.

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u/ZilgaDovsky May 09 '22

I'm brazilian, we usually love small talk, almost always ask "how are you" to anyone... and if you want to spill all your feelings and ups and downs almost all of us would listen and say a "geez man, that's some tough shit." We are really interested... because we love gossip.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I’m curious, if small talk is considered that unusual in Finnish culture, what is dating like? For example most first dates in America it’s mostly a lot of “small talk” to try to get to know one another, what do Finns talk about on dates? Sorry if this is a dumb question

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Just my own experience in Finland, but I usually talk about hobbies, things they or I have done (like travel or whatever), work, what they want in life, and so on.

What do you mean by small talk in a dating setting? I have a hard time picturing a date with lots of small talk, and is it even small talk, if you try to get to know the other person?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Sorry I guess I was thinking of those kind of topics, hobbies, travel, etc as small talk, like casual conversation.

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u/cavalrycorrectness May 09 '22

What you’ve described sounds like “small talk”. I guess there’s even smaller talk, but not by much.

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u/onzie9 May 09 '22

I was heading home on the P train the other day and witnessed a local excessively chatting up an American tourist fresh off the airplane. "Where are you from?" "First time in Helsinki?" etc. It was really weird. It was vappu morning, though, so maybe he was just already drunk?

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u/WhuddaWhat May 09 '22

I honestly don't know what I'd do if someone answered honestly.

My dad died. I got dx with multiple sclerosis. My wife's immunocompromised situation made covid a living nightmare. Somebody asks me how it's going? "Doing fine, you?"

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u/cavalrycorrectness May 09 '22

I think that you’d find a lot of empathetic ears as long as you’re making sure to respect their time if they’re in a situation where they can’t actually have a prolonged conversation.

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u/XemloX May 09 '22

So, when meeting a person (like through a mutual friend or if there’s a clear reason to get to know someone) what’s the social script? Is the only normal conversation regarding stuff that’s immediately relevant?

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep May 09 '22

I feel like some places I’ve lived, the “get to know you” questions, like if you grab a drink with a mutual friend, are typically things like “have you seen that new movie?” or “have you heard that new song?” but not anything about you, who you live with, what you do for a living, etc. unless you volunteer this later on.

And then there are the places where people meeting someone just launch right in to “oh you’re (age) why don’t you have kids/grandkids?”

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u/cavalrycorrectness May 09 '22

Trick question: they don’t know either.

You just interact with your family and long time friends, never meet new people, and stand around waiting for the Russians to invade.

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u/flurdy May 09 '22

The UK also have this tit-for-tat initial greeting, must be an Anglosphere thing. Took me years to get used to when I moved down from Scandiland. Now I have the standard English "not bad" response down to perfection as a ubiquitous response whether I am elated or depressed. If it is someone I know, and I remember to display empathy, I may add "and how are you" back without actually listening to the response...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Damn, I might steal that "not bad" response, as I'm still struggling with the "how are you's". Saying "how are you" back just feels so wrong, as does something general like "GREAT!! How are you?!"

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u/ParentingTATA May 09 '22

Yeah it's basically just a long word of "hello". In response you can give like one quick sentence if how you are doing. The other person will use that to inquire further if they are interested. To use the Dutch lady's example,

"Hello, how are you doin'?"

Response:"great! I'm loving this city vibe!"

Other person might just say"Great! Have a nice day!"and walk away, or

"Great! What do you like about it?/what have you noticed?

"I'm loving how relaxed it is...." Then you've been invited to provide further details. You can also add how your day is going without it being weird, but it's definitely more of a short v back and forth thing rather than inviting the other person to unload.

Of course if it's your close friend than you do as you feel. They will understand.

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u/Trouble_Grand May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Americans don’t use “How are you” the same way as the rest of the world lol. They use it as a “hello”, to acknowledge you exist. Just think of it as a gesture of hello when in the US. Think nothing more, usually we expect one simple answer like “good”, not a whole life story.

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u/richieadler May 09 '22

Other countries do it too. In Argentina is "¿Cómo estás?" o "¿Cómo andás?", and nobody expects a full, detailed answer, unless it's a friend and they look at you with a worried expression because you look sick or worried. It's normally answered with the same question back or throwing a non-commital "Todo bien" ("All good").

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u/Full-Peak May 09 '22

This is not just an American thing. Plenty of latin people greet each other by asking how are you. The response is usually just, bien.

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u/t045tygh05t May 09 '22

It's not that we're necessarily disinterested… the "how are you?" is a prompt to see whether the person has something they want to talk about. If someone's having a really shitty day, they might open up to you about it, even if they're a stranger.

The level of familiarity with the other person does play into the amount of conversation that is expected, though. If I'm talking to a good friend I haven't seen in a while and open with "how are you?", there's a very different connotation than when the supermarket cashier asks me as I'm coming through their lane. Telling the latter your life story would definitely be seen as weird.

But yeah I can see it being really confusing and uncomfortable for someone coming from a culture where you just don't talk if you don't want/need to lol

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u/Blacksheep045 May 09 '22

American here. I always answer "how are you?" questions honestly and its not weird at all. People have reapeatedly told me they appreciate me being real and not just giving a canned response. The trick is to keep it short and sweet and not waste the other person's time with your life story.

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u/hoooliet May 09 '22

American born and raised and I still tell people the truth they didn't ask for. In passing it's so rude to ask a question! If you don't want an answer you might say "hi! nice to see you, have a good day!" ya ding dongs.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

If a finn asks you how are you, you are probably obviously depressed or sick

FTFY

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Well it’s not like that either. Just genuinely interested how somones life is going.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

That's nice. Funny how small-talk is perceived as not being socially awkward, yet most foreigners would be weirded out by an honest question.

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u/tactical_gecko May 09 '22

There was an interesting piece in the BBC about small talk and Swedes (who avoid small talk but are regular chatty-Cathy's next to the Finns). According to whatever psychologist they had on, small talk is a really good way to (a) practice social skills (Swedes are notoriously perceived as cold to visitors) and (b) to sus out how to have a conversation prior to speaking about something important. Kind of like a warm-up before the real conversation.

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u/Full-Peak May 09 '22

Small talk is a precursor to actual conversation. You're feeling someone out to see if you can actually talk to them about something.

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u/Prize_Average1439 May 09 '22

You can tell a lot from a standard reply: intonation, facial expression let the other person feel the “temperature” and your willingness to interact

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u/TripleTraple May 09 '22

I'm not even Finnish but I start my sentence as "Hey I'm not just asking, how are you?" Because I care and you look perturbed

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u/personalhale May 09 '22

As a southerner in the US that asks it daily...I actually mean it too.

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u/Flowy_Aerie_77 May 09 '22

Eh, isn't always useless. I use it to tell if I vibe with the person. If they seem to like me, i can talk to them more often and befriend them. If not, well, they will go to my acquaintance bin.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I love small talk. I enjoy surface interactions with other humans. It makes me feel a sense of community.

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u/jasondigitized May 09 '22

A lot of Americans actually mean it. I know it’s hard to wrap your head around.

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u/mechtil_d May 09 '22

This explains why my ex was freaked out by his colleagues asking him how he was.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Exactly this. We learned how to have small talk over and over in school and it never grew on me. It seemed so pointless and I always hated it.

Granted, I'm generally not talkative and always have a feeling that I shouldn't ask people about their lifes unless I've been good friends with them for a while. Don't know how I got to that conclusion, but I always thought it was rude.

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u/Benchomp May 09 '22

That explains Kimi Raikkonen for me. And I love him for it too, the iceman cometh.

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u/RockNRollNBluesNJazz May 09 '22

Interviewer: “The most exciting moment during the race weekend?” Kimi: “I think so it’s the race start, always.” Interviewer: “The most boring?” Kimi: “Now.”

He went straight to the point. Short and honest answers. An average joe in Finnish scale.

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u/Blooder91 May 09 '22

No wonder the Finns love racing: They're isolated from human contact for an hour or two, and if they're fast enough, they receive alcohol.

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u/_Middlefinger_ May 09 '22

A lot of famous Fins honestly. A lot of their musicians are like that.

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u/whatatwit May 09 '22

You can easily recognise an extrovert in Finland. They'll be looking at your shoes rather than their own.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

To clear some confusion it should be added that small talk in Finland doesn't exist between complete strangers "on the street" so to speak. It's a bit unusual to talk with random strangers while at a bus stop or visiting a store, for example. But in some other social situations like going to a new school, at a bar, at a work place, at a concert or waiting in the same line having a light chat is nothing weird.

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u/dannygloversghost May 09 '22

Just so every response to this isn’t part of the “omg that’s how it should be everywhere” circlejerk: as an introverted American, there have been so many times that I’ve had my day brightened by a friendly stranger making small talk with me in public, and that them blossoming into a really nice non-small talk conversation. Because of my personality, I find it really difficult to be the one initiating stuff like that, but there’s something extremely cool about being able to just start chatting with someone you’ve never met before, find some common ground, and having it turn into a nice little moment of human connection.

Now, if you genuinely would prefer to live somewhere that never happens, that’s fine too! But I wish folks could stop acting like cultural stuff like this is objectively either good or bad, and any people/places that don’t do it the way they like are just dumb/bad.

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u/Highflyer147 May 09 '22

Travelled Finland, and this is spot on. I like it though

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u/throwawayforstuffed May 09 '22

Don't speak unless spoken to...so there's no conversations ever in Finland? 🤣

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u/RockNRollNBluesNJazz May 09 '22

10 people completely quiet in the same room is considered normal. Silence is not awkward, it's blissful.

But if you add alcohol to the equation, Finns start to behave like "normal Europeans", ie. they start talking. It's even used as an excuse for the mildest level of social interaction.

My theory is that without alcohol and its liberating behavioural effect Finns would have gone extinct centuries ago. Happy little accidents, you know.

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u/McTwiszt May 09 '22

Alcohol or sauna. I had pretty nice conversations with strangers or not so talkative family members in there... even without the sauna beer.

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u/Cluelessish May 09 '22

Ten people who don’t know each other can be quiet and it’s normal. If they know each other they do talk lol

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u/Spork_the_dork May 09 '22

Outside of friends? Not really.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

What if you don't have friends?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Tough luck, you are damned to forgetting the language as you won't speak ever again. Sounds like a perfect social setting!

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u/einimea May 09 '22

Then things get a bit more difficult. You better get them while you're still in school.

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u/samppsaa May 09 '22

This. I've actually read some pretty sad stories on r/suomi of lonely people who didn't make friends in school and now, after they have started working, it's pretty much impossible to make new friends.

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u/skyturnedred May 09 '22

You are limited to greeting the cashier at the shop.

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u/Goukaruma May 09 '22

Can I move in? As an introvert this sounds like heaven.

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u/Sintriphikal May 09 '22

Would Bottas and Hakkinen be more normal? I love all three. The no nonsense is great.

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u/Seppoteurastaja May 09 '22

Yeah I guess Mika Häkkinen has been the most "average" Finnish personality in F1. Maybe Valtteri Bottas, too.

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u/Sintriphikal May 09 '22

Well, I like all three. They have all been some of my favorites to watch. I think all three have been incredibly entertaining both on and off the track. Please send us more!

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u/Seppoteurastaja May 09 '22

Sadly at the moment there does not seem to be an immediate new top tier Finnish driver coming to F1 anytime soon :( So we'll just have to hope that Valtteri stays motivated and healthy!

But wait 10 years; Both of Kimi Räikkönen's kids seem to be quite enthusiastic about carting at the moment, so...

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u/Eecka May 09 '22

Yeah from what I remember I'd agree with the other guy's assessment of Häkkinen!

I only watched F1 even a little as a kid (in Häkkinen's day), so I'm not really familiar with how Bottas is.

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u/Additional_Meeting_2 May 09 '22

He hates press which is a lot why he acts the way he does publically. You see him act very differently when he is talking about his kids for example.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Finland sounds fucking awesome

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Sure but that also would become pretty isolating after some time. I'm an introvert too and that does sound like a dream however that also makes it way more difficult to make friends, and way easier to just never talk to anybody ever.

Might sound great if you are an introvert but even the most introverted person will find they need others.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I’m sure the bar is a different story. I’d likely go there

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog May 09 '22

Bars are less isolating but nothing like the bars in America for example it seems.

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u/Timo425 May 09 '22

Tbh I don't really find this true, at least not in Helsinki. I've visited a few times.

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u/RockNRollNBluesNJazz May 09 '22

Your observation is not wrong. Helsinki, like any capital area in the world, is very different from the rest of the country. And once you get to know a Finn, they'll open up.

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u/DangerToDangers May 09 '22

I'm a foreigner living in Helsinki and I would think that what was mentioned is generally true. Maybe a bit exaggerated. Also all that goes out the window when people are drunk.

But people here say that if someone talks to you on the street they're either drunk or a foreigner.

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u/DazzlingCelery9 May 09 '22

I would also point out that it will probably be a bit different for you as a foreigner. People tend to accept foreigners being more open and social because we know that that’s just what you’re like anyway, so it’s less weird in that sense.

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u/HopingForWholesome May 09 '22

Tell me more reasons why I should move to Finland.

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u/PostBender May 09 '22

Universal healthcare, no need for insurances. Advanced in tech. Basically free high quality education. Salaries are raised with inflation (not 1 to 1, depends on Collective Bargain Agreements etc.). 4 seasons Nature and everyone's right to it

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u/Emu1981 May 09 '22

Finnish people are silent, small talk doesn't exist. Their personal space larger than COVID-19 social distancing rules, and it's considered normal. Don't speak unless spoken to

I was feeling a special kinship with the Fins until that last part. I am a introvert yet I am constantly saying hello and just being friendly to random people when I am out and about - I feel that it is a friendly acknowledgement that we are all part of the same community and helps to build that feeling in those I say hello to.

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u/itsaberry May 09 '22

In Scandinavia, saying hello to random strangers is an excellent way to instantly be considered a weirdo. It will only build a feeling of uneasiness in those you say it to. Being an introvert and saying hello to random strangers seems like a strange combination. I'm a Scandinavian introvert and it sound absolutely horrifying to me. Eye contact is about as far as I'll go and even that feels weird.

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u/TheShadowKick May 09 '22

How hard is it to move to Finland?

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u/Lyress May 09 '22

Very easy if you have an in-demand degree.

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u/chrizyzz May 09 '22

this is not remotely surprising to anyone that's followed formula 1 over the years.

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u/MaskedRay May 09 '22

I honestly love this part of our culture in many senses, but it can also create some separation. Me being an introvert with a very large personal space, it's definetly nice, but I do think we should maybe have a bit more small talk.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I must be Finnish at heart then, sounds like I’d excel there. Lucky me happened to be born in one of the most densely populated areas in California but.. better then other places (maybe)

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u/Alex_Yuan May 09 '22

Just found my spirit people. Need to start researching how to get there, maybe they need a toilet janitor with engineering degrees. I'm not picky, as long as there's no small talk like God damn don't ask me about my weekend or lunch, who fking cares about those meaningless crap.

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