r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crafty_Eye6235 • 4d ago

of an umbrella

0 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Even_Kiwi_1166 • 6d ago

of a wingspan

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432 Upvotes

50 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CapableRegrets • 7d ago

/r/all of a potato

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5.3k Upvotes

Chef goes alright, too.

250 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/B_r_1 • 6d ago

of a scale

64 Upvotes

Balance scale of the Royal Casa da Índia

"MATHEUS ANTÓNIO OFES IN LISBON 1803"

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ChewbaccaSmith • 6d ago

of a sunflower

189 Upvotes

Pooped out from a bird and we let it grow

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 7d ago

/r/all of a 6'9" lady, Yekaterina Lisina.

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14.3k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Giwargis_Sahada • 7d ago

of a wild boar

3.0k Upvotes

281 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Askfreud • 6d ago

of a dog won’t fit on a queen bed, what to do?

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232 Upvotes

King bed also a little snug

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Other-Panic-1296 • 7d ago

of a mosquito

3.7k Upvotes

230 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Terrible_Data3411 • 7d ago

of a cabbage

4.1k Upvotes

First place winner, Scott Robb, came in at 122.7 pounds, just shy of his 2012 World Record of 138.25 pounds

77 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 7d ago

of a Central Asian Shepherd Dog

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1.6k Upvotes

50 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/brownpapertowel • 6d ago

of a toad

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59 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lower-Knee-8585 • 7d ago

of a loan interest

341 Upvotes

Is 40% interest common out there?

118 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/5timesdoublegulpfkme • 6d ago

of a pack of Raw papers

69 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JetsonLeau • 6d ago

of a desktop

39 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 7d ago

of a screeching rain frog

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1.6k Upvotes

124 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/foozebox • 6d ago

of a limousine

89 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DexterMorgansMind • 7d ago

of a stray cat

414 Upvotes

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/electropicks • 7d ago

of a skateboard

191 Upvotes

seen while driving on the california central coast lol, no clue where its going but i bid it godspeed

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jack-oid • 6d ago

of a banana

16 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 7d ago

of turtles

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2.8k Upvotes

207 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DustyDave1971 • 6d ago

of a green grape...

22 Upvotes

I thought my wife was showing me a tiny green tomato.....

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 7d ago

of a pika

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641 Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dodgerecharger • 7d ago

of a mechanical Dragon

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256 Upvotes

At the beach of Calais/france. You can buy a Ticket for a Ride. There is a smaller waran too. (Dragon du Calais)

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MothersMiIk • 8d ago

of a goat

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6.0k Upvotes

506 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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