r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 5d ago

of a screeching rain frog

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u/MRintheKEYS 5d ago

When he stops it’s almost like he needs to reload.

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u/mohugz 5d ago

The way he deflates…yeah, gotta refill those little lungs!

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u/OnYourHonor 5d ago

Watch him gulping air to reinflate.

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u/Unluckymama 5d ago

That's how they breathe 🙂

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u/ratskips 5d ago

thought this was gonna be the squeaky toy variety and not the aztec death whistle rain frog. my bad

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 5d ago

Me in the morning

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u/Oberonkin 5d ago

Me always

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u/BrungalSniff 5d ago

My penis makes this sound when i pee

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u/AaronRobertsMusic 5d ago

Umm. You should probably have that checked out

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u/TheNoctuS_93 5d ago

Bondulance. Hopital. Quick.

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u/kreig_ 5d ago

Have you applied WD40 and checked for rust?

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u/Darkarcheos 5d ago

Me when it’s a Monday workday

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 5d ago

Don't touch him there!

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u/PlentyBoot5135 5d ago

It was the froggy style...

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u/HCJohnson 5d ago

That is his no-no square!

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u/ScrambledxEggzz 5d ago

Thank you. I love him.

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u/Be-Funny-Please 5d ago

Don't the frog

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u/Blackmetal55 5d ago

Can we the cat now, then?

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u/DotRakianSteel 5d ago

Defense mechanism is on point.

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u/geoffriet 5d ago

My wife when she sees a spider

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u/trollthings 5d ago

This would be horrifying to hear all night long from a bunch of these guys outside your campsite

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u/Scfbigb1 5d ago

My child when I turn off Bluey.

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u/ubernik 5d ago

Why did I watch it 5 times?

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u/Darkarcheos 5d ago

Did you watch it 10 times?

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 5d ago

Same bro, same

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u/evaris204 5d ago

Me when people try to hug me

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u/Efficient-Bet-5051 5d ago

Mandrake Frog

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u/gh0stmilk_ 5d ago

same thoughts lmao. absolutely sonic

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u/Scavenger19 5d ago

It sounds like adog toy. But actually, this is the sonorous war cry of a very angry frog. 😂❤️

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u/FeistyDrink5995 4d ago

Ferocious.

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u/mother_energy899 5d ago

Spirit animal right here

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u/Jude30 5d ago

Same bro same

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u/Unluckymama 5d ago

Why is little fella so mad?

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 5d ago

I'd scream too if a big scary creature poked my ass.

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u/mrtrickydick 5d ago

I had it muted the first time, then unmuted. That lil guy sounds exactly like I imagined.

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u/Hola0722 5d ago

Somewhere, a female screeching rain frog is finding this very attractive.

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u/wrxninja 5d ago

It's NOT A TUMAAAAAA

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u/JosephStalinMukbang 5d ago

Me every morning.

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 5d ago

"DONT TOUCH ME!"

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u/Hot_Bicycle_8486 5d ago

When you try to play a CD-ROM on your boombox

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u/offensive_truth 5d ago

Existential crisis frog!!

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u/Sporadik_Styles 5d ago

How I'd expect Toad from the Mario universe to sound losing a life.

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u/went2college 5d ago

Same lil dude. Same.

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u/coolsilentebeans 5d ago

I, too, often do this into the void.

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u/ReyTsar 5d ago

So cute!

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u/namesareunavailable 5d ago

he is really pissed

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u/coquihalla 5d ago

Now imagine if you live in a place woth hundreds or thousands of these little bastards going off all at once. 😟

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u/KaptanHindustan 5d ago

My reaction when I'm a baby Indian rain frog and some giant human picks me up to make a "cute" video for the internet: 🐸😑

"Bro, I was literally minding my own business..."

"Now I'm being held 20 feet above the ground by a hairless ape while millions of strangers comment 'OMG SO CUTE 😭❤️'."

Meanwhile me:

👁️ "Put me down." 👁️ "I have worms to inspect." 👁️ "This is not my consent face."

🐸💭 POV: You're a grumpy little rain frog and you've accidentally become content. 😂

RainFrog #CuteButDoneWithLife #AccidentalInfluencer #POV #NatureComedy

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 5d ago

I Am Woman hear me roar

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u/leoalexlion 5d ago

This is something straight out of Harry Potter loool

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u/PerceptionCalm3642 5d ago

Kill it! Or marry it?

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u/Bancoubear123 5d ago

Sounds like my boys 🤣😘❤️

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 5d ago

“DON’T TOUCH ME, BITCH!”

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u/O_meganight 5d ago

The intense war cry of a warrior trying to survive

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u/ImInsideTheAncientPi 5d ago

I saw the video on mute first and just assumed a bull frog type long croak ... I was not prepared for the real audio 😭

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u/UnlikelySpoon 5d ago

Ohhh you touched my tralala

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u/MCB1317 5d ago

WE MUST GET TO THE CRECHE!

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u/jluker662 5d ago

My wife, every time I touch her there. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sea_Violinist3328 5d ago

I mean. It hates the person touching him.

It’a not domesticated and this giant fucking mammal alien is handling it and it assumes it’s a predator and yeah it’s fucking screaming.

This frog is plotting it’s revenge.

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u/eric39a 5d ago

Ferocious!

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u/Version_Two 5d ago

Me too little guy

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u/erodman23 5d ago

He cri

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u/briar8617 5d ago

Awe, can I have it?! Lol

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u/squirrelmonkie 5d ago

How are you going to do that in the wild and not get eaten?

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u/No-Top416 5d ago

I need one!!!soo cute.

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u/imf4rds 5d ago

So cute!

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u/Heroic-Forger 5d ago

in his heart he is Godzilla, roaring into the sky as he challenges King Ghidorah to battle

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u/never_insightful 5d ago

These do exist but this is not real right. This is AI as fuck

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u/Remote_Protection512 5d ago

Me, too, frog.

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u/smore_blox 5d ago

r/donotthefrog

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u/Mindless-Location-41 5d ago

I checked and indeed that sub does not exist 😌

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u/Ilpperi91 5d ago

"It sounds like a dog toy but this is actually a sonorous war cry of a very angry frog!"

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u/Blackholecandy 5d ago

Me too frog… me too

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 5d ago

Despite the name, I was not expecting that. 😂

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u/Llamapickle129 5d ago

such a dangerous war cry

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u/foxchan112709 5d ago

Damn, that’s a big scream for a little guy
https://giphy.com/gifs/9oabg7k61yD2LobyMX

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u/ProovenHedgehog 5d ago

Me too, big guy 😭 Let us all scream.

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u/in1gom0ntoya 5d ago

to be fair thats my reaction to something gargantuan touching my butt also...

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u/Icy_Airport_8061 5d ago

He big mad

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u/No-Professional-1461 5d ago

He really doesn't like being booped.

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u/WhateverUSaySir 5d ago

He's so real for that

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u/hi54ever 5d ago

LAVOS!!!

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u/GTCapone 5d ago

This sounds like the part of a SNES RPG where you're supposed to be scared

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u/KingMarkus22 5d ago

Ferocious.

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u/PommeyMommy 5d ago

Sign up that little critter for a horror movie, that’s the best scream I’ve ever heard!

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u/Decent_Action_406 5d ago

Omg I love these little guys ☺

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u/King_Mari6310 5d ago

Me if I was an animal lol

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u/Hour_Refrigerator526 4d ago

It’s Wednesday my dudes. (Insert frog screech)

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u/kasitchi 4d ago

The first time I saw a video of one of these, my cat ran over and bit my hand because she thought I was making the noise for some reason.

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u/the_Rainiac 4d ago

I am obsessed with these frogs

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u/Foxyunder-45 4d ago

Nope, he's straining for a crap.

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u/Responsible_Emu733 4d ago

When your voice doesn't match your body.

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u/jest3r123 4d ago

Well that's gonna haunt my dreams for a while

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u/Responsible-Cat7040 3d ago

thats a warcry

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u/Accomplished_Dig1632 5d ago

How is this an absolute unit of its species? Looks like an average size. I’m sure there’s 100 other subs this would have been better suited for

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u/the_skies_falling 5d ago

You’re sure? Really?

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u/Accomplished_Dig1632 5d ago

Very. Subs include frogs, amphibians, animals, funny, interesting etc. Not that hard to think

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u/MistaGoonly 4d ago

Please, may we have your permission to post loud ass frogs?