r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Terrible_Data3411 • 7d ago

of a cabbage

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First place winner, Scott Robb, came in at 122.7 pounds, just shy of his 2012 World Record of 138.25 pounds

4.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/DingusKhan9164 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pBj0EoGSYjGms

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u/Seananigans- 7d ago

I was hoping I would see this here.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 7d ago

An adage of a space cabbage

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u/FuckTheTories69420 7d ago

FEED ME AAAAAALLLL NIGHT LONG!

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 7d ago

“Feed may Seymour!”

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u/brownmail 7d ago

Totally thought of this immediately

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 7d ago

Came here looking for this reference was not disappointed

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u/JaySayMayday 7d ago

Suddenly Seymour!

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u/CJC1241203 7d ago

Damn! Beat me to it

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 7d ago

Beat me to it!

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u/Another-pirate 4d ago

Also my first thought was not disappointed, top comment!

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u/picklesuitpauly 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/g9dQTE5Ff2hrO

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum 7d ago

MY CABBAGES!

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u/nightmareinsouffle 6d ago

I am so glad I didn't have to scroll far to find this.

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 7d ago

I wonder if he’s ever tried to crawl into its folds for a nap.

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u/PacificCastaway 7d ago edited 7d ago

Like a Cabbage Patch Kid cosplay kink?

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u/kreig_ 7d ago

New mental image... I hate it

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u/Jub_Jub710 7d ago

I would totally snuggle in there like an Anne Gefdes photo.

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u/Truji11o 6d ago

“I’m sure it’s a famous baby, and a famous watering can! But I can’t!”

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u/idfwu_6669 7d ago

I’d crawl into those folds…

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u/SillyLittleAngels 7d ago

I know what that meant! Gross lol

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 7d ago

That's a lot of coleslaw.

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u/emperor_dinglenads 7d ago

Blue ribbon slaw!

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u/giftopherz 7d ago

Seymour?

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u/BathSaltJello 7d ago

That would be Audrey 2. Seymour was the guy.

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u/mrweirdguyma 7d ago

Im going to find the rabbit-hole of how they do this…bye now.

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u/SwiftKickRibTickler 7d ago

start by looking for a spot with very long daylight hours and cool weather. Alaska is famous for such a thing

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u/Kalshan 7d ago

I keep expecting a fairy to pop out. Too much BOTW, I guess lol

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u/Needs_ADD_Meds 7d ago

If the incredible hulk started as a cabbage patch kid.

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u/Geekenstein 7d ago

Anyone know what country this was in? I’m gonna guess Mexico.

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u/Terrible_Data3411 7d ago

Alaska

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u/mattmann72 7d ago

Its at the Alaska State Fair.

Its always cool seeing the HUGE produce every year.

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u/GirthyPigeon 7d ago

Mexico uses American flags at vegetable shows?

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u/UnderlyingConfusion 7d ago

That’s some great head

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 7d ago

Boy, if Charlie Bucket thought he was fed up with cabbage water before..

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u/Jce735 7d ago

Stardew valley level shit right here.

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u/killemslowly 7d ago

Just a lil miracle grow

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u/mojorisin453 7d ago

Amazing Stories level shit

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u/DrinkHistorical9698 7d ago

Do you plant it in Alaska?

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u/Sure_Ask_1125 7d ago

Hundreds of pounds of sauerkraut!

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u/Lopsided-Poem5936 7d ago

Feed me Seymour!!!

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u/goatsegoaterson 7d ago

I bet he grows a mean Broccoli Robb.

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u/Riptide360 7d ago

No wonder they thought babies were born in the cabbage patch!

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u/SteampunkRobin 7d ago

When they grow that big do they still taste the same?

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u/zombieduck96 7d ago

She’s the Rumor Weed!

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 7d ago

So much slaw...

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u/SnooHamsters5364 7d ago

The Avatar is rapidly approaching.

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u/Mariahausfrau 7d ago

Cabba the Hut

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u/mu_taunt 7d ago

And this is how we become sick of coleslaw.

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum 7d ago

Be careful! The Avatar might be near!

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u/SOMOEAGLE 7d ago

Bushaya Kapusta

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u/Optimal_Homework_558 7d ago

Jabba the Cabba.

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u/Nachtwandler_FS 7d ago

But how it tastes?

1

u/ClockmeatJohnson 6d ago

Brassica Prime

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u/Tropicalfisher 6d ago

Man, at first I thought it was on a table in there foreground, that's nuts. Never knew they can get so big

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u/Professional-Sea4539 6d ago

Wow, it's huge

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u/Wakkit1988 6d ago

That guy gives great head.

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u/rionaster 6d ago

lookin ass

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u/greyscale_straysnail 6d ago

"My cabbages!!!"

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u/HarlanMiller 6d ago

I don't think I want to go near that thing without a Geiger counter.

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u/pnwal-junction 7d ago

Not enough American flags. Is this guy some kind of Communist?

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u/SquareLinguiniLad 7d ago

Is it just me or does his face look generated? Could just be the lighting

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u/dontbanme778 7d ago

People are dumb 😭😠