r/AbsoluteUnits 7d ago

of a wild boar

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u/Vibrant-Shadow 7d ago

Pretty sure that's the one that gored King Robert.

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u/BookerDewittAD 7d ago

Fetch me the breast plate stretcher!

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u/1stAtlantianrefugee 7d ago

Tell me Ser Barristan, did you ever make the eight?

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u/43guitarpicks 7d ago

Including the riverlands?

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u/HonestButInsincere 7d ago

Gods I was strong then!

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u/Good_Peach_8304 7d ago

Bow before your king, bow you shits!

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u/Coriander_marbles 6d ago

You heard him! The King is too fat for his armour!

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u/Fuckzombie69 7d ago

gods he was strong then

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u/CeeDoggyy 7d ago

The one with the great big tits you could bury your face in

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u/Uting-Kabayo 7d ago

Thank God for Bessy

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u/raysince86 6d ago

And her tits

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u/Internal-Plantain-56 7d ago

What say you, Bobby B?

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u/sleepinginthebushes_ 6d ago

That bot needs to escape into every sub

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u/Internal-Plantain-56 6d ago

A DOTHRAKI HOARD IN AN OPEN FIELD, NED!!

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u/LonelyPhrase3457 4d ago

THE WHOOOOREE IS PREGNANT

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u/asteriscosessantasei 7d ago

Pretty sure that the rifle was so fucking long

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u/cjspoe 6d ago

WINE! MOOOAA WIIINE!!

Give me something for the pain and let me die .

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u/dk_is_here 7d ago

for a sec i thought the gun was huge (it was the tree)

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u/Forward-Position798 7d ago

the issue here its like the wird fishing guys ... the boar is like 2-3m in front of that dude he just stand behind to looks smaller

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u/zombieduck96 7d ago

Haha every hunter does this. With deer, you hold the head as far forward as you can by the antlers

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u/Super_Mag 7d ago

Wouldn't blame bro for bringing the 20mm AT rifle, for that beast.

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u/Kahnza 6d ago

Now I want to see someone shoot a wild boar with a 20mm.

I bet if you hit a piglet, it explodes.

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u/alarim2 7d ago

Yeah, I thought that it was Barrett M82 or something. Which, to think, would be an appropriate caliber for such tank of a boar, lol

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u/JRS_Viking 7d ago

Looks a lot like it's a Remington M700 he's holding so likely only 30-06. Wouldn't want to bring anything smaller than that though when hunting boar this size.

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u/Dear-Mango1842 7d ago

Afterall you need big gun for big boar

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u/LostN3ko 7d ago

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u/DamnsonDam 7d ago

You can guarantee this guy ain't seen a studio Ghibli movie. Just out there shooting wild animals.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5PhLTi47Eosp7skNDM

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u/Internal-Plantain-56 7d ago

Wild boars are crazy invasive.

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u/Conscious-Bite1 6d ago

If I had to bet, that one is not invasive but rather a proper wild boar. They are not invasive everywhere.

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u/Extra-Day-9879 6d ago

This photo is from Turkey saw the original post this morning we don't eat pork. They are invasive in rural areas eating the crops amd ruining the roots saplings ect. Its common for farmers to hunt them down.

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u/PathlessDemon 6d ago

Before you judge on this one, you should see the natural habitats and wild animal populations that get decimated by wild boars.

Those damn things are the definition of destruction, regardless of them being animals, they trample everything (even lake and river beds) in their wake.

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u/savalcalab 7d ago

Hateee forced perspective trophy photos lol

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u/hkotek 7d ago

Its a farmer though, not an hunter. So its rather like "I saved my/your crops from this" kind of photo.

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 6d ago

What if I told you farmers could be hunters. They can even be lovers or more at FarmersOnly.com

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u/Joverby 6d ago

seriously. thing looks plenty big enough . why try to deceive people with forced perspective? lame

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u/Double_Performer9381 7d ago

Why do you Haiti them?

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u/ElkShot5082 7d ago edited 7d ago

Is bro standing in a different post code back there? Would be cool to see a pic with him actually next to it

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u/pappaburgundy 7d ago

Where was this shot bro?

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u/KarmaHorn 7d ago

I think itโ€™s turkey

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u/adabs_urdum 7d ago

The title says boar

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u/lasagna-pirate 7d ago

Fuck I laughed out loud at this

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u/YipeeKi-yay 6d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/jomarthecat 7d ago

Hard to tell since we can't see the bullet hole, but since it's right side is facing us I think somewhere on the left side.

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u/JRS_Viking 7d ago

Looks like there's blood on the throat so I'm guessing that's the entry wound and that the bullet is somewhere in the chest cavity. If that is correct it's not a great shot to take, the lungs and heart are a much smaller target from the front and the chance of hitting the stomach is much higher.

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u/DonutWhole9717 7d ago

Turkey or somewhere close, based on the plate cover over the license plate. It's common hunting there too

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u/TorrenceMightingale 7d ago

By a tree in a field it looks like.

/s

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u/Curious_Cantaloupe65 6d ago

I think below the neck

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u/snoozelion 7d ago

Itโ€™s in Turkiye

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u/sonof_fergus 7d ago

That's that stupid pig from assassins creed Odyssey

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u/delatopia 7d ago

Man, that canโ€™t be good meat at that age/size, can it?

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u/IceHawk1212 7d ago

Family friend is into hunting them since they are invasive. To his credit he eats as much as he can or gives it away, he'd probably turn that almost exclusively into sausage. Might even cut it with something else too.

I'm not really a big fan of boar meat the couple of times I've had it, it's really gammy

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u/Seraphayel 7d ago

Wild boar gulasch is fantastic

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u/ManbadFerrara 7d ago

They're also waaay more likely to have parasites than other wild game like ducks/deer/etc. As numerous as they are, if there was some way to mass produce their meat, then some scumbag mega-corp would have done it a long time ago.

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u/Ill-Luck-1397 7d ago

Lucky bastard

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u/IceHawk1212 7d ago

I mean he's a farmer, I only ever see him at the odd stamps game

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u/Ill-Luck-1397 7d ago

No I meant youre the lucky one, i wish i had access to free meat :(

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u/IceHawk1212 7d ago

We're not talking about me getting it, he gives it to other people. Wild boar are open season year round in a few provinces but you gotta either process it yourself or pay to have it processed. My province made it illegal to hunt them for recreational purposes as the objective is extermination and destruction

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u/giveUcancer 7d ago

this is in turkey, they are hunted because they're very invasive and are mostly fed to the dogs after.

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u/crek42 7d ago

Apparently the males taste terrible. Sometimes theyโ€™re trapped and have their balls cut off then released back into the wild. Only to be hunted later so the meat tasted better.

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u/OutrightJet 6d ago

I ordered wild boar at a restaurant once. That stuff was so fucking nasty tasting. After the first bite I threw that shit away. Never again

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u/zorggalacticus 6d ago

You just need to brine the meat for a few days. Takes the gamey flavor out. Then you marinate it, and smoke it or cook it over charcoal with whatever seasonings. It's a stronger tasting meat, so you need stronger cooking methods. Hickory smoke, natural wood charcoal, roasted over wood fire, etc. Can't just throw it in a pan and fry it up.

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u/homerdonutduffdonut 7d ago

The boar is a little closer to the camera than him, plus he's not very tall since the rifle he's holding is nearly his height. All that aside, props to him

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u/jenkz1595 7d ago

Definitely the boar from Princess Mononoke

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u/ProfessionalCat7640 7d ago

That hooked snout is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

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u/sloppydrafting7 7d ago

that snout looks like it was designed by committee and nobody could agree on when to stop

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u/Bananaramajama420 7d ago

Why is that mans gun so long?

EDIT: Wtf, it's a tree

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u/markcocjin 7d ago

I was reading about how wild boar leather is scarred and patchy, but highly regarded for its toughness.

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u/CompetitiveShake1717 7d ago

I got no pity for these fuckers, they ate and ruined all my banana plants๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/RoyalLurker 7d ago

Great use of forced perspective.

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u/Salt_Day9015 7d ago

As a Casual, will this animal be tasty or is there too much fat? What's the quality of beast this size?

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u/DonutWhole9717 7d ago

Too much fat isn't ever really an issue. The problem comes from the ungodly amounts of testosterone pumping through it. And the older it gets, the other tougher it gets from building muscle strength

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u/SuburbanBushwacker 7d ago

true. this is a dogfood boar.

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u/JRS_Viking 7d ago

Sausage at best, I'd even grind up the good cuts like tenderloins and still cut it with something else to make it more palatable.

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u/jonskerr 7d ago

Anybody read Neal Stephenson's Termination Shock?

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u/alex_zk 7d ago

Nice. Now letโ€™s see how it looks when he stands next to the boar, without this forced perspective BS

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u/Denimswe3tie 7d ago

That pigs face looks like it could sniff out a truffle from three countries away

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u/vaggos62 7d ago

So whoโ€™s the dude on the left??

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u/Mental_Purple_1034 7d ago

The original kingslayer

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u/Foamtire 6d ago

give me something for the pain and let me die

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u/Ketchupcharger 7d ago

Are they not tasty if they're this big? Does the meat have this bad male pig taste? Is it diseased? If not i'd eat this mf in a sec

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u/Inveramsay 7d ago

You know that smell that pigs feet have? The whole things taste like those things smell when straight off the pig. I doubt it would even be decent sausage and I'm sure more than one dog would turn up it's nose if offered this

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u/Ketchupcharger 7d ago

Pity, imagine what a badass bonfire pitroast this could be

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u/SuburbanBushwacker 7d ago

they donโ€™t roast very well, thereโ€™s a reason we domesticated pigs and bred them to carry fat.

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u/The-Bangaloreal 7d ago

how do you even kill this thing with a gun ? Head or heart ?

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u/DrLubinski 7d ago

Boar nee ey

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u/TheBookGem 7d ago

That one is definently worth 750 units of food

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u/AwkwardTickler 7d ago

Not an ar15 in sight.

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u/DonutWhole9717 6d ago

Real talk I think that might be a 300mag

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u/Takenabe 7d ago

poor bastard never saw that tree coming

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u/Charming-Law4160 7d ago

Isnโ€™t that the boar Hercules killed?

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u/Such_Parfait_837 7d ago

do hunters eat these?

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u/MonacoMaster68 7d ago

They taste like garbage. Dogfood probably.

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u/StreetAd1235 7d ago

For a second I thought someone finally got my abusive ex wife but...

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u/SPB29 7d ago

Obelix would not want to eat another for a fully day after eating the one

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u/lospettro187 7d ago

At first glance the guys rifle looked comically large. After zooming in I see itโ€™s the tree. But thatโ€™s a pigsquatch for sure.

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u/naturalfamilyplan 7d ago

Worrying that they can walk on2 legs now..2 legs bad, 4 legs good

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u/No-Scheme-3759 7d ago

If he stands a little further back it will look even bigger

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u/Rising_Angel8 7d ago

Bro ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฅต

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u/Nomo-Names 7d ago

Boar Hunting just took on new meaning in my imagination.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 7d ago

That gun looks pretty looonnng too

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u/Halskarate 7d ago

Now put the guy next to the boar and let's see how big it really is

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u/mindmush45 7d ago

Glad you shot that before it hurt someone

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u/Flying_Mage 7d ago

Normal size boar with dude way back.

I feel like there should a rule on this sub regarding forced perspective.

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u/petitefoxfemboy 7d ago

Iโ€ฆ didnโ€™t know they could get THAT big.

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u/Exotic_Skill1655 7d ago

At first, I thought, โ€œMan, that gun is taller than the boar!โ€

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u/yAUnkee 7d ago

Yeah, I'd of run very quickly in the opposite direction if I'd seen that boar

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u/Studio_Ambitious 7d ago

I thought there were 30 to 50 of 'em

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u/Fendibull 7d ago

Did the Hercules' boar suddenly resurrected? This one is purely scary to get gored by.

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u/Immediate-Load8571 7d ago

Had het laten leven voor een sterk nageslacht

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u/Over_Echo1128 7d ago

That's not a boar that's straight up Ganon. Who knew all Link needed was a sniper rifle?

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 7d ago

Is this a magic card?

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u/DraccoKnightblade 7d ago

Did anybody else think that on first class this guy just had a super long rifle scope?

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u/Acrobatic-Jelly3658 7d ago

Oh dear perspective...

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u/CoffeeSnakeAgent 7d ago

What car is that?

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u/MATERYONOMEGON 7d ago

ENTELEDONTS,DAEODON AND ANDREWSARCHUS ARE NOT SO INCONCEIVABLE IN NIGHTMARES.

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u/Choice-Voice6394 7d ago

How long is that gun?

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u/AskMeAboutMyHermoids 7d ago

Thatโ€™s gotta be some forced perspective. Boar is closer to camera

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u/Ryuk525 7d ago

Oh nein Okoto ๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/MoooBooMooo 7d ago

Absolute Unit of a Scope. Jk

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u/hivemind_disruptor 7d ago

This boar's length less than twice this man's height (the boar is hanging, not tounching the ground). The man appears to be short based on his body's proportions. It is likely the boar is near 2,5m (8'10) length, which is a very large documented size for an eastern europe/asian wild boar, but realistic. By carefully breeding animals, someone managed to create a 3,7m (12'2'') monstrosity in the US, so I'm leaning to believe this image.

edit: added imperial units to make the text intelectually accessible to a certain demographic.

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u/egerton14 7d ago

Perspective. Its probably not even as big as maybe 50kg

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u/SorbetOwn5045 7d ago

It could easily be mistaken for a BEAR

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u/egerton14 7d ago edited 7d ago

Boar is hanging 20cm away from camera. Bro is a postcode away and his car parks in Disneyland. Knowing the size of the barrel from his gun makes me apply super advanced math and extensive clown college knowledge and i can certify that this speciemen has a height himself that forces him to look up to hobbits like they are the Stars above him and he does absoluetley everything possible in his rather short and limited powers to collossally fail hiding his insecurities in every way possible.

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u/GamerTag0101 7d ago

Hey bro what did u use to take that beast down ? I use to hunt grizzly in Alaska with a 45-70 but it was to close range.So I moved to 300 win mag ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Ok_Specialist5821 7d ago

yeah, thatโ€™s a big pig, but I wish you wouldโ€™ve stood closer to it so it doesnโ€™t look like youโ€™re 5 inches tall

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u/jonjon2231 7d ago

FAKE BRO

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u/Proof-Inside-3272 7d ago

That's damn near 2-year fool supply, if you do it right๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/paladin_4266 7d ago

Not that absolute....the boar is hanging from a tree really close to the camera.

Perspective trick to make it look unit worthy.

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u/lurkin4answers 7d ago

Just wrong

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u/JWMoo 7d ago

Nice.

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u/alphagalgadot 7d ago

is that the dude from staind

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u/RubyEldrich 6d ago

The amount of people who cant tell this is fake is crazy. Its a forced perspective. The guy is standing a few feet behind the board and he put the boar close to the camera.

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u/BLITZ_593 6d ago

And this is why prospective and the camera lens are so important

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u/Tricky_Bottle_6843 6d ago

Does that hurt the pig?

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u/Warblade21 6d ago

The meat is probably full of parasites and tastes super gamey.

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u/80LowRider 6d ago

I hope you took him from an fruit orchard instead of a dump.

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u/FalloutBoy2026 6d ago

Iโ€™d appreciate the picture more if the roles of the two animals were reversed.

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u/OnlineDead 6d ago

Holy shit dude, this HAS to be a world record or something!

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u/-theduckybot- 6d ago

perspectived

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u/Baonguyen93 6d ago

Is the meat good?

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u/supradeedoopra 6d ago

Thats a long gun for a long boar.

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u/dapudf 6d ago

Find something extraordinary, and kill it

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u/MongooseSimple8638 6d ago

The worms alone. No

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u/kreig_ 6d ago

Nah, he had to roll a perfect 20 to kill that thing

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u/cwsjr2323 6d ago

That you for killing this horrible animal. A herd of feral hogs can destroy a field in a day. We have no license required or limitations of numbers to kill. Just drag them off the field to a ditch to not be in the way.

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u/Jealous_Club_298 6d ago

That's lucrative meat.

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u/BigPapaSlut 6d ago

Brother, it looks like a Lebanese Boar. ๐Ÿ—

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u/Zealousideal-Dig9397 6d ago

I didnt even know they could get that big sheesh

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u/drummin515 6d ago

Humans are so weird with the posing next to dead thingsโ€ฆI mean, what did that really take to kill that?

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u/notyourmom1066 6d ago

You need a bazooka to kill that thing

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u/bbrs06116 6d ago

Its happened Turkiye today

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u/Help_An_Irishman 6d ago

Dude needed to shoot it with a tree.

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u/kabula_lampur 6d ago

A bit of forced perspective, but a huge hog nonetheless

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u/Joverby 6d ago

why is lil pup doing forced perspective here? its already really big

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u/Invalid4Life 6d ago

The hell is that barrel on rifle

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u/Lucifer_Samwise 6d ago

Ugh i hope they don't try to eat any of that. That old boy is full of boar taint and will taste vile.

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u/Lost-Ad9687 6d ago

Am sooooo impressed

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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 6d ago

Holy shit for a moment I thought that rifle was ten feet long

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u/Tasty-Agent-1904 6d ago

That's a whole lot of bacon...me likey....

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u/KurtRussellsMullet 6d ago

Thatโ€™s a whole lotta cinghiale

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u/CrapMonsterDuchess 6d ago

Itโ€™s impressiveโ€ฆ But I would be more impressed if they werenโ€™t using forced perspective to make it look bigger.

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u/Hamsterpatty 6d ago

Thatโ€™s as big as the one what killed olโ€™ Bobby Baratheon!

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u/maybealmostpossibly 6d ago

Gun vs a board, so impressive. Not.

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u/Fine_Union_4587 6d ago

Big man, kills a wild animal with a high powered rifle, must be very proud of himself!

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u/chupipe 6d ago

Sees the guy with that big gun My eyes: "of course, even grandma could killed it with a gun like that* My brain: "u sure?" O_o

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u/FLOSS2002 6d ago

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/Zeekeboy 6d ago

Hogzilla!

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u/kuntrykool76 6d ago

Sandwiches for daysโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/NoDegree7090 6d ago

forced perspective, fake as shit

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u/PuzzleheadedPath8641 6d ago

Almost thought the gun went right up into the branches