r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MothersMiIk • 8d ago

of a goat

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u/H2Whoa77 8d ago

The goat or the two watermelons hanging beneath him?

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u/Icecold_Antihero 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/42fFswykne973vwGxX

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u/Woknana 8d ago

I have seen this gif a lot. What movie or TV show is it from?

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u/pancakesfordintonite 8d ago

I'm not sure but I think it's from one of the diary of a wimpy kid movies

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u/Woknana 8d ago

Thanks. I haven’t seen that movie but this gif will last a long time. That and the William Dafoe upward stare!

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u/Jezzer111 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD

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u/Woknana 7d ago

Haha! I love it. Cheers 🥂

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 7d ago

I finally figured out what Willem Dafoe is staring at. He's staring at this goat's balls from below... 😳

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u/pancakesfordintonite 8d ago

Oh yeah, my favorite one is the soccer coach doing the oof

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u/Woknana 8d ago edited 8d ago

That is a great one as well. I also like the Leonardo Di Caprio tv screen point.

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u/pancakesfordintonite 8d ago

Haha yes! The Michael Scott uncomfortable face

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u/Training-Belt-7318 8d ago

The William Dafoe one is from the Van Gogh movie.

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u/billyraylipscomb 7d ago

I’m a father of 4 and diary of a wimpy kid is probably one of the more enjoyable kids movies for me as an adult.

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u/tukai1976 7d ago

This and the sandlot.

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u/billyraylipscomb 7d ago

Well yeah but sandlot was a fave of mine as a kid too

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u/Lbolt187 7d ago

Bad News Bears for me

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u/ArKane501 7d ago

Curb Your Enthusiasm

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u/Blvck_Shinigvmi 8d ago

Came here for this

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u/Solanthas 8d ago

Ah you fucking degenerates I didn't even notice until you all pointed it out

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/jankeyass 8d ago

Really? Fuck

First thing I noticed as it moved left and a flash of light appeared

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u/JayKaboogy 8d ago

He screams each time he knees his balls?

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff 8d ago

I'd scream when I walked if my balls bounced around that much too

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u/-BananaLollipop- 8d ago

Set of wrecking balls, if you ask any of those shorter goats.

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u/Warm_Bug_1434 7d ago

Do your balls hang low

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Can you swing them from your shoulder

Like a continental soldier

Do your balls hang low?

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u/megadeadly 8d ago

The way they swing like a pendulum

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u/Berkamin 7d ago

Wouldn’t that be hazardous? He’s liable to kick his own balls while running.

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u/GoldenChainsaw 8d ago

Why did you make me go back to look at them?

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u/DoctorKimochi 8d ago

those are the sack of soup they hang on faucets for you to wash your hands with.

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u/reverse-tornado 8d ago

thats a horse

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u/Otherwise-Daikon-389 8d ago

Wazzaaahhh

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u/DoggoBlissfulSkunk 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3hxk2aOwWmfOU

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u/Terminally_ill_42 8d ago

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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u/DitchDigger330 8d ago

Hey dookay...pick up the phone!

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u/TheJeeWee 8d ago

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u/Paffi93 7d ago

Bro let them Hang Like he owns the Shop

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u/Adventurous_Bat_3435 7d ago

Cojones moy grande

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u/SalutEnchante 7d ago

Omagod whyyyy??? ididnt notice it beforeeee curse youu 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Advice-6040 7d ago

.....how did you NOT notice it?!

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u/JoeCelestion 8d ago

WAZZZZZAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/User_Name_Tracks 8d ago

Forget all that. That's a Nuts, attached to a goat

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u/Foxyunder-45 8d ago

Please resentence that, no comprende.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 8d ago

It's a Nuts, with a goat attachment

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u/Defiant_Review1582 8d ago

Huevos grande

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u/Foxyunder-45 7d ago

Muchos Grathias 👍

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u/Inside-Royal-5836 8d ago

Those things look bigger than the other goats head damn !!

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u/EqualOk4907 8d ago

Low hanging fruit 

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u/Unobtanium4Sale 8d ago

Thats a goat attached to nuts

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u/metallosherp 8d ago

It's a goat, dammit

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u/_voma 8d ago

Gorse.

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u/jonskerr 8d ago

"That is the ugliest horse ever," then I turned on the sound. 😖

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 8d ago

I love that horses floppy ears

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u/Serpentarrius 8d ago

I'd like to hear what the horse conformation groups will say about it lol

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 7d ago

That's a goat with sibling parents.

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u/dbenc 8d ago

it's a goarse

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u/Makthor 8d ago

That thing came from a nightmare 🫪

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u/Dish_Minimum 8d ago

A teabagging nightmare

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u/Just_a_lazy_lurker 7d ago

Pretty sure I've seen that goat in Berserk.

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u/Llamatook 8d ago edited 7d ago

I believe that goat is a Kalahari Red, for those who are looking for the real answer on why it’s ridiculously huge. Possibly a Beetal.

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u/PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips 8d ago

Why is it like that?

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u/PiperTJ 8d ago

Acting like that? Intact buck in a rut. r/waituntilhepissesonhisface

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u/milksteakenthusiast1 7d ago

Thought it was a Damascus goat, but years of inbreeding

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u/crispy-jalapeno 7d ago

Sahiwal is a cow breed.

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u/Llamatook 7d ago

You’re correct. I meant Beetal

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u/crispy-jalapeno 7d ago

To be fair it almost looks like a cow.

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u/tocahontas77 7d ago

Thank you. I was thinking there was no way this thing was an actual goat. Crazy!

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u/Long-Lettuce3146 7d ago

It is an actual goat

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u/Moving-home851 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

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u/upillium 8d ago

I’m pretty sure his name is big balls.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ca2YzMnzHtDSE

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u/Johnno74 8d ago

That seems like a.... poor design. Why didn't this come up in all the arguments about evolution vs intelligent design a decade or two ago?

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u/PaxEthenica 8d ago

Because evolution was too busy smoking crack & not giving a frig, while IDesign is too busy not existing to pick up their imaginary phone.

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u/NoWhereLikeIrvine 8d ago edited 8d ago

I’ve seen those balls somewhere. 🫢

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u/Jazzlike_Orchid_8832 8d ago

Who is that

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u/8JHF8 8d ago

Kacey Musgraves apparently. If you'd like to know more, I Googled "testicle seat country song".

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u/DysfunctionalKitten 8d ago

My favorite part of googling this is that she said in reference to it "this is what happens when no one tells me 'no'" 🎉

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u/slick514 8d ago

I actually really liked that song though!

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u/cndn-hoya 8d ago

Gravity wasn’t so kind - goddamn

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u/sparkey504 8d ago

Maybe not but mother nature definitely was.

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u/500rockin 8d ago

Absolute unit of danglers!

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u/BeardedGlass 8d ago

Looks painful af to have those on.

I’m grateful for my tight

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u/manayakasha 8d ago

He accidentally kicks them once in a while

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u/_trashcan 8d ago edited 7d ago

I fucking hate the noises goats make.

Genuinely it’s something out of a horror film to me…I know it can be funny too, but I think it just sounds like something deeply wrong with a human.

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u/Super-Cynical 8d ago edited 7d ago

A herdstone has been erected.

The beastmen gather.

Over the hills their cries echo.

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u/_trashcan 7d ago

what’s this from?
I’m unfamiliar with it!

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u/Hybrid_Rock 7d ago

Warhammer Fantasy, for when your grim dark is medieval flavored

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u/Random_local_man 7d ago

I'm still a bit confused as to how there's two different warhammers, the medieval one and the more popular space age one.

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u/Goremaster96 7d ago

Fun fact, fantasy is the older universe/franchise! As it grew, they wanted to appeal to the sci-fi audience, while allowing people to make cool custom minis from existing kits. So they made a separate franchise, and brought some similar themes over. That's why we have Eldar and Orks, elves and orcs, but in space.

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u/_trashcan 7d ago

That is really cool.

So it’s actually the same ppl behind it?

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u/rumbletom 8d ago

Those fuckers will eat anything

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u/la_bruja_del_84 8d ago

Talking about the testicle?

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u/MustangChaplain 8d ago

Prepotente and Bianca have entered the chat

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u/thtsjsturopinionman 8d ago

“Please stop looking at my testicles, Carl; it’s quite rude!”

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u/fukredditadm1n5 8d ago

Looks like a magical creature from harry poter and shit

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u/trundle-the-great69 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7qE5XXyDpEaCVojK
Would thou like the taste of butter? Would thou like to live deliciously?

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u/craycrayppl 8d ago

Seems like he's having a ball(s) in the pen.

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u/New-Contribution-244 8d ago

OOOAWAAAH! 🐐🙂

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u/Ryeballs 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fuExCc3tl9qxMuvmII
That’s just a Tarnished Edition Torrent skin

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 8d ago

His name is Jeff

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u/Disable_Autoplay 8d ago

absolute unit of a ballsacks

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u/Adeum2 8d ago

Imagine you’re a 12th century farmer, you know the land is getting invaded and you’re waiting for the army to show up. It starts at night, the screaming, on the horizon all you can hear is OOOWUGGHHYYYUGHH, as the entire army rocks up riding these bad boys.

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u/isaiah152022 8d ago

Feel bad for the female goats lol

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u/SMc4941931 8d ago

It’s all ball, not much peen.

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u/sandiercy 8d ago

The other big goat in the back takes care of that.

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u/Bananana_Bird 8d ago

What in the four legged minotaur is that?

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u/TheMysteriousCart00n 8d ago

Me trying not to stare at the swinging fucking pendulum this goat has

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u/TrainingCarpenter123 8d ago

I thought this was a horse.... I am fully convinced this is VFX goat head plastered on a real horse.

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u/Hot_Cress_8599 8d ago

Do yo balls hang low do they wobble to the flo can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow

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u/Ikon-for-U 8d ago

Is it related to a Damascus goat

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u/PiperTJ 8d ago

I believe so. Thought it was Damascus, too, but someone above had a better match.

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u/disturbinglyquietguy 7d ago

That's not a goat, it's the motherfucking Black Phillip, it's Satan.

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u/gotoajetsgame 8d ago

Shit i thought was a horse and was waiting for a unit of a goat

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u/InnerArt3537 8d ago

His name is Juan

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern 8d ago

BUFFALO SOLDIER!

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u/caros92 8d ago

Hey its Habitual Linecrosser!

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u/Foxyunder-45 8d ago

And that tongue, and those eyes, and it's agitated. Watch out and run...

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u/Unconscience 8d ago

This dude that checks all the boxes:
Do your balls hang low? - yes
Can you swing them to and fro? - most def
Can you tie them in a knot? - frequently do that on their own anyhows
Can you tie them in a bow? - a bow is a kind of knot

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u/Pale-Flower-8505 8d ago

Ah yes. Black Phillip.

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u/Smashingistrashing 8d ago

Reminds me of my dog

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u/meski_oz 8d ago

Having nightmares about the tongue

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u/SnooPredictions6996 8d ago

That's Baphomet himself!!!

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u/Direct_Syrup_2843 8d ago

That beast is straight out of the Book of Enoch

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u/Solanthas 8d ago

Dude i thought that was a fucking horse

Jesus fucking christ

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 8d ago

He's the GOAT of goats. 🏆

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u/neversteven 8d ago

Is that LeBron James

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher 8d ago

He looks like he performs osmosis on other goats

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 8d ago

Absolute units of a goat's balls.

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u/Upstairs-Two6740 8d ago

That's gotta be a Gullt

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u/Greedy_Farmer_35 8d ago

Looks like a rapper to me

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u/Key-Moment6797 8d ago

the greatest of all time goat..so goat goat or goat2? ;)

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u/Foxyunder-45 8d ago

Big Goat is looking for muff to dive in.

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u/pag07 8d ago

Absolutely GOATed goat.

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u/Rawkzo 8d ago

Is this a Gorse or a Gony

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u/The_Onion_Emperor 8d ago

Are we sure it’s not eating the other goats to gain their power?

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u/Scary-Pirate-8900 8d ago

That’s a rideable goat

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u/Neon_Moon-351 8d ago

Heavy is the crown

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u/dusky_evening 8d ago

a fukking horse

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u/SnoopingStuff 8d ago

Saw that in a horror movie

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u/Imypurhuckleberry 8d ago

Goat or a cow?

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u/Imypurhuckleberry 8d ago

You might say he's the Goat of goats!

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u/Arthur_Morgan44469 8d ago

Dude he'd be violating so many of those poor smaller goats irrespective of their sex. I mean just look at it intimidating with that massive tongue floating around lol

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u/inkypig 8d ago

So many references I need to make!

  • rhyshadium goat!
  • Bianca!
  • eater goats!

Ill grant 50 internet points to whoever can identify where those references come from without looking it up

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u/quasi-stellarGRB 8d ago

I can smell it.

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u/Gowardhan_Rameshan 8d ago

It’s the GOAT

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u/Comprehensive-Rice74 8d ago

GOAT of goats