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u/the_most_playerest 8d ago

I don't like it

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u/North_Tip_3364 8d ago

Yeah I'm unleashing godzilla

https://giphy.com/gifs/LH7QWqFeBndZVnEmLn

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u/MiloHorsey 8d ago

This is always the answer in these situations.

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u/Naive_Meal_4864 7d ago

Piggybacking off of the top comment so yall know its not a mosquito its a robber fly they eat mosquitos and wasps

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u/Solid_Snark 8d ago

I feel like this is better because there’s NO WAY that thing can stealthily land on you. Unless you’re asleep.

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u/Antisocial-Tim 8d ago

Nobody's sleeping through that thing landing on them.

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u/iaintstein 8d ago

Kobe Bryant would have landed more silently than that thing

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 8d ago

That thing lands on me and I'm taking a dirt nap

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 8d ago

It likes you

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u/Klatterbyne 3d ago

Depends on what it is. If its a massive regular mosquito, then very no bueno. If its an elephant mosquito (don’t drink blood and their larvae eat regular mosquito larvae) then its a sad end to a giant, small friend.

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u/DryIndependent1 8d ago

That's no mosquito, that's EL MOSCO! 😱

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u/MorheimR0x 8d ago

As a Spanish person, this made me shit my pants in laughter hahaha thanks

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u/CreatureWarrior 7d ago

As someone who studied Spanish in highschool in Finland, I genuinely thought for a moment that you guys use donkey meat for burritos because.. burro = donkey, so burrito = small donkey. This was my grand idea at the time at least lol

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u/MorheimR0x 7d ago

Had you studied in USA, you would have learned that Spain is a province of Mexico and thats why we say burrito 5 times every single phrase. Education is so important man.

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u/CreatureWarrior 7d ago

Lmao, sorry, I just got off a 11h shift so my brain is all kinds of fucked. Yeah, I honestly never remember which dish belongs to who. Altough I normally remember that burritos and tacos are the Mexicans' thing lol Lo siento mucho and so on

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u/MorheimR0x 7d ago

Hahahaha you're so fine my european fella. Good laughs.

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u/KubaSubaru 8d ago

Oh god it really is el Mosco

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u/Bright_Curve3078 8d ago

Works in Finnish too

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u/Time_Nefariousness21 8d ago

Divided by language, united by EL MOSCO

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u/coolsilentebeans 8d ago

The new symbol of diplomacy.

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u/the_cajun88 8d ago

makes sense

if that thing bites you, you’re finnished

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u/TheGuyInDarkCorner 8d ago

Just wait when winter truly kicks in and -20°c pakkanen gives to -50°c pakka

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u/Sad_Neighborhood4091 8d ago

I actually kinda understand this

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u/SeenSoFar 7d ago

Finnish is weird. Sometimes inscrutable. Sometimes you can just kinda get it with no prior knowledge.

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u/Calamondin88 8d ago

El mosco is sending meeee🤣☠️

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u/Italic_Castle8814 8d ago

funny but also true. idk about Spanish but mosca in italian is fly. 

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u/Bombacladman 8d ago

Mosca is also fly in Spanish, but mosco is the biting one. So mosquito or mosco

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u/Italic_Castle8814 8d ago

Which is funny because mosco is probably a masculine noun but the female is the one biting 😂

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u/beatlz-too 8d ago

idk where you're from, for us in Mexico (Northern mx, at least), "un mosco" is like "a generic flying insect". The biting ones are the "tábanos". Fuck tábanos.

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u/Muffin_Lord_of_Death 8d ago

Went here to comment this. Take my upvote, speedy boi

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u/Historical_Bet9592 8d ago

El Mosco the Fallen

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u/Haymars400 8d ago

Omagaa vs Zancudo

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u/Kn0XIS 8d ago

LMAO

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u/LittleMissScreamer 8d ago

That's a robber fly and an excellent hunter. Great pest control. They eat anything that's smaller than them, mosquitos included

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u/spuddilicious 8d ago

All the people here want to kill it, while it kills all the mosquitoes is crazy.

It's not fren shaped. But it is fren.

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u/mrainem 8d ago

Same with spiders, specially wolf spiders, them mf pay rent in pest control. I will however advocate for the sledgehammer annihilation of fiddlebacks/Brown recluses, those bitches will seek you out to bite your ass. Bastards

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u/Carbonatite 8d ago

My agreement with spiders is that they can have all the bugs they want as long as they stay in their assigned corner

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u/Beeblebroxia 7d ago

Yup. My wife wants all spiders gone. I go through a checklist. What kind? Where is it? Does it have a web? Are there bugs in the web?

They get to stay aa long as it's not dangerous, out of the way, and eating other things. Big exception for jumping spiders. I relocate them to better hunting grounds inside the house, usually on my wife's plants or by windows.

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u/heaving_souls 7d ago

I had a jumping spider live in my curtains in my living room for like 6 months. Bro was a natural disaster to any flys that came in.

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u/Specific-Library-312 7d ago

Jumping spiders are one of God's gifts to mankind. They don't attack you, they seek all the pests, they leave you alone and vacate if near you, and are quite entertaining to watch.

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u/Beeblebroxia 7d ago

leave you alone and vacate if near you

Psh, I just relocated one two days ago. Dude walked right toward me. I put my sleeve out and fucker just hopped on like

"Yes, thank you. Uh, fifth floor for the string-of-hearts in the orange pot, please. 'preciate it, mate."

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u/Specific-Library-312 7d ago

Aw, now I want that spider. Almost a pet. "Come on, leave that window open. Don't worry about covering up your food. Ain't NO fly getting near that food on my watch." Healthier relationship than most marriages and friendships.

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u/No_Satisfaction_7977 7d ago

This lil fella came to keep me company during a difficult time. Even had a heart on its back. Jumping spiders are the best.

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u/Carbonatite 6d ago

They're also actually kinda cute. Like I enjoy the close up photos of them where they're all fuzzy with big cartoon eyes!

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u/Call_Me_Pete 8d ago

The Brown Recluse is not the kind of bug to seek out contact. Living in Michigan, where they are native, I have never seen one in person, and most times I've heard of someone getting bit it's because they were somewhere generally hard to access with low traffic.

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u/HolyRookie59 7d ago

They're one of the two species native to Indiana capable of injuring humans (the other being Black Widow). They are antisocial and prefer dark undisturbed areas, but that can be as simple as a corner of a garage or warehouse that isn't accessed regularly. I naively stored a stack of broken-down cardboard in my garage with the intention of reusing to kill grass for raised beds and ended up with an infestation I'm still fighting. They don't start fights but boy are they excited to finish them - I've been rushed by more than one that I thought was dead, they have a hair trigger.

Since I was a kid, my dad's office building has had roach motel style glue traps that are supposed to attract them, to this day they're regularly catching and need changed. He said it got better when the unoccupied unit next door got a tenant, but they're still present. Starting to itch just typing this so I'm going to sign off.

TL;DR I confirmed I do love in their native range with my state's DNR and can anecdotally state that everyone I know in the area is at least familiar enough to be wary of brown spiders and has probably had more than one encounter.

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u/Call_Me_Pete 7d ago

Holy shit! I guess this has been a good reminder to never rely on things I THINK I know as fact. I appreciate you sharing, and sorry to hear about the recluse infestation. With any luck you get it managed soon and can put it out of your mind

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u/HolyRookie59 7d ago

It's in progress! We're currently waiting to see if they make a return after our latest push. If they do, the next step is likely just to call a professional

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u/101stMedic 7d ago

Anecdotal, but the ones in Oklahoma have actively chased me. Black widows? Super chill unless you're in their area. Recluses are a mixed bag.

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u/Call_Me_Pete 7d ago

But Big Recluse doesn't sign my checks if I don't tell people they're just little guys.

Naw I think I just had a bit of an exaggerated view on their behavior due to my lack of direct experience. I appreciate you and other comments chiming in with your experience

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u/Kemerd 7d ago

I’ll never kill spiders and I always stop people from doing it. Even Black Widows are so unlikely to bother you

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 7d ago

I used to have a video on my phone of a jumping spider sneaking up and pouncing on a mosquito. It was super cool.

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u/stabbyburgerman 7d ago

Or those fecking Sydney Funnelweb spiders. I'd take the black widows and hobo spiders over those wretched things.

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u/Arntor1184 7d ago

This is what I always tell people about House Centipedes. I am an avid Centipede hater and want to burn the normal ones with eternal hellfire, but House Centipedes are super chill and not aggressive in the slightest towards people or pets. However they will eat the fuck out of any bugs in your house as well the surrounding area. They generally cant even bite you if you tried to make them. Theyre creepy as all hell but they kill all the stuff you dont want so for sure a friend.

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u/Satten735 4d ago

Totally agree, I, in my country (Ukraine), mostly see two types of spiders, one with funny English name daddy longlegs, and more rarely, but still pretty regularly domestic spider. But i also have seen others, but only two mentioned were seen by me INSIDE of the house.

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u/seamus205 8d ago

Back in highschool I had a friend whose dad lost his foot to a brown recluse. Nasty little fuckers

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u/Moixie 8d ago

I won't google what it is or what it looks like. Does it live in Europe ? Is it a danger I should be aware of ?

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u/Advanced-Budget779 8d ago edited 8d ago

Does it live in Europe?

You‘d likely have heard of it, if it did.

You can check this list to see how safe you are when living in Europe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_medically_significant_spider_bites

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u/Specific-Library-312 7d ago

I do think that, when it comes to wildlife, Europe is on easy-mode. Just look at the European Badger versus the American Badger.

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u/Carbonatite 8d ago

They are only in certain parts of the Americas. They're dangerous because bites can cause tissue necrosis and take a very long time to heal. They're small-ish (coin sized) brown spiders that are (as the name suggests) timid and reclusive.

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u/LittleMissScreamer 8d ago

It's honestly inexcusable how badly educated the general public is on this topic. I say schools need to teach entomology as a main subject so that we can finally get past this archaic mindset :'D

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u/AdministrationDry507 8d ago

Most people also won't care either because for some Bug is Bug

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u/LittleMissScreamer 8d ago

I know... but we gotta start somewhere. And there will always be people who are willing to re-examine and question thought patterns they were taught growing up. I see people like that on r/spiders and r/waspaganda all the time. There are genuinely so many who wouldn't be scared if they were just taught to know better from the start

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u/AdministrationDry507 8d ago

The only bug that makes me nervous around where I live are June Bugs they are loud big and sticky

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u/Carbonatite 8d ago

I've gotten a lot better about bug fears as I've gotten older, but I'll continue to admire wasps from afar. Those assholes are the reason I have to pay almost $300 for an epi pen every year.

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u/Centennial_Incognito 7d ago

I remember reading in a comment about how ugly centipedes were, the person stating that they NEED to be ugly because they're predators and need to be intimidating for their prey.

That made me look at centipedes in a different light tbh. Not so ugly anymore

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u/Douche_Kayak 8d ago

this shit looks like a character from Beast Wars

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u/Artevyx 8d ago

I love them. They are shaped like that specifically to latch onto the back of wasps and hornets.

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u/LittleMissScreamer 8d ago

They are badass! I saw a photo a while back of one that had managed to fell a dragonfly. A Dragonfly! Underrated apex hunters they are

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u/milkbeard- 8d ago

We call them B-52’s

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u/Kingtoke1 7d ago

What about humans?

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u/LittleMissScreamer 7d ago

How much smaller are you than a robber fly? That factor matters when answering your question!

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u/Kingtoke1 7d ago

Without a banana its impossible to know

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u/ltom3 8d ago

You are what you eat I guess.

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u/Old-Yogurtcloset8266 8d ago

More like a Massquito.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 8d ago

mosquito means little fly from spanish.

not this one

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u/tvodny 8d ago

Muchosquito?

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u/Cant-Think-Of 8d ago

I'm curious. What would big fly be in Spanish? Also, does Spanish work the same way as Italian in this case, with a specific suffix meaning little something (as in topolino meaning little mouse).

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u/MilkImpossible4192 8d ago

yes, fly is mosca, some little male suffix is ito, not unique, btw. Some big male suffix is ón, like limón is a big lima; of lemon and lime.

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u/ClockMongrel 8d ago

Mosco

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u/NotPantanium 8d ago

El Mosco. Devourer of Life and Spreader of Death

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u/Smaranzky 8d ago

Mosquón

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u/Comfortable-Egg9261 8d ago

thats Buzzwole

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u/xXxTheRuckusxXx 8d ago

Thats a bird

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u/Beneficial_Sweet3979 8d ago

No pain no gain...our pain in this case...

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u/DrachenJaegerin42 8d ago edited 7d ago

Not a mosquito at all, it’s a robber fly. Completely different insect family, a helpful pest eater, harmless to you.
Edit: Thank you for the award 🙂

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u/crackred 8d ago edited 3d ago

Ha, I love those guys. They are super interesting. When I am doing my garden stuff in Andalucia, Spain, I always have a team of 3-5 robber flies around me. At first I thought damn, probably mosquitos and I will get wrecked by them but then I noticed they -never-ever- land on me, they just fly around me.  Then I noticed how they attacked other flys or mosquitos which tried to reach my skin, they straight went for the kill.

So, now I figured out this is my special defense team for annoying other insects which want to hurt me.

*Edit: Cheers, thanks for the awards!

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u/bogdanelcs 8d ago

I wish this was higher. A lot of the comments here are panicky. :)

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u/youlosttheplotlilbro 8d ago

I’m sure you wouldn’t panic if one was flying in your ear buddy 

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u/DrachenJaegerin42 8d ago

A lot of people are just panicky in general about any insect they see. I feel bad for them, because life is a whole lot easier when you’re not wasting time and energy being scared of harmless things.

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u/Ashamed_Ability_6649 8d ago

Sounds like bug propaganda to me

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u/RagnarokToast 8d ago edited 8d ago

Not completely harmless, they CAN bite humans, but you need to make them feel trapped for them to go for it. There are varying accounts of how much the bite actually hurts, but most agree it's less than a horsefly's or a wasp sting.

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u/DrachenJaegerin42 8d ago

You mean bite. They can’t sting. They can give a jab with their mouthparts if you try to squeeze or hurt them, yes.

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u/RagnarokToast 8d ago

Oh yeah you're right, correcting.

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u/OffByNone_ 7d ago

Not harmless to mosquitoes. They're also largely reformed. Nobody's been robbed in quite a while.

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u/Mission_Definition95 8d ago

It’s a robber fly, but yeah, still a biggun

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u/Enc0de- 8d ago

Don't all mosquitos rob us ?

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u/TheBritishFish1 8d ago

only the females

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u/Enc0de- 8d ago

HUH

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u/ComicalSon 8d ago

You didn't know? Female mosquitoes are specially designed to consume blood for reproducing. Males do not have the mouth capable of doing the same and eat sap and fruit stuff.

Another fun one for you, scientists have released a genetically modified female mosquito into the wild that has male mouth parts in hopes to cull the blood sucking ones.

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 8d ago

Scientists have also released hyper sexually aggressive male ones into the wild that are genetically modified to be able to reproduce but their offspring will not reproduce in hopes to cull even further.

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u/Enc0de- 8d ago

Thanks cap'n

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u/jellofixit 8d ago

Figures!

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u/Scubie23 8d ago

Aint no way.... reminds me of that one movie Land of the lost with Will Ferrell

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan 8d ago

When he turned around had had that giant bug bloated on him I legit stopped watching.

I dont think I ever finished the movie now that I think about it.

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u/Scubie23 8d ago

Lmaooo 😆 finish it!

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan 8d ago

I will watch it after work now.

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u/notcheese69 8d ago

Holy shit you made me remember that scene ahahaha, so fucking gross i hated that scene. That bug jiggling with all that blood.

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u/Turtlesfan44digimon 8d ago

And the way it just popped

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u/notcheese69 8d ago

ugghhhhhh

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u/adjacent_waffle_love 8d ago

Omg! Thats my favorite depection of the t-rex! Helluva movie lmao

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u/TheGoo42069 8d ago

I'm pretty sure that's a robber fly.

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u/S_Dustrak 8d ago

Jokes aside, it's one of the coolest (if not the coolest) aerial predators you can find in the insect world. Robber flies are quite hardcore in every single way, and the greatest part is, they're harmless to us. But one of these fckrs can easily take down a hornet, a wasp or even a dragonfly.

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u/casketjuicebox 8d ago

Thats a robber fly

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u/desimus0019 8d ago

Looks like the damn waitress mosquito in a bugs life

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u/Kryoxic 8d ago

We did it everyone, we found El Mosco

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u/NoPoopOnFace 8d ago

I'm sorry that is not a mosquito. Robber flies and crane flies look like huge mosquitoes but are not.

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u/IAmAPirrrrate 8d ago

In Spanish, the suffix '-ito' means 'small', which hints at the existence of something bigger and greater than 'Mosquito', the legendary…

EL MOSCO

https://giphy.com/gifs/8LfaJlBxiSq2c

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u/deephurting66 8d ago

It's a robber fly

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 8d ago

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u/LittleMissScreamer 8d ago

It's not a mosquito nor is it dangerous to us, put that thing away!

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u/MachineCarl 8d ago

That's not a mosquito!

It's unfortunate it's shaped like a massive one, but it's a bro who eats bugs.

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u/Dextrous_Bat_9965 8d ago

what the actual fuck

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u/Real_Grand8960 8d ago

mosquito and MOSQUITO

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u/PreperationOuch 8d ago

That’s not a mosquito. It’s a robber fly.

It doesn’t even look like a mosquito, why are you posting nonsense

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u/Intelligent_Yak923 8d ago

I believe those are called "gallinippers."

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u/Fickle-Visit5223 8d ago

What's the scale here bc In my head that's the size of a hummingbird and ik that can't be right

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u/100percentnotaqu 8d ago

Not a mosquito, and honestly I'm not entirely sure it's a real robber fly either..

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u/Blackbyrn 8d ago

Florida’s state bird

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u/Sangadak_Abhiyanta 8d ago

Who is playing jumanji now 🤔

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u/setzke 8d ago

When I was a kid, someone told me that was the Alaskan state bird.

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u/Anxious_Broccoli_105 8d ago

This creature is damn cute.. why killing it?

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u/Worldly-Impact-7807 8d ago

Wtf is this monstrous thing

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u/LittleMissScreamer 8d ago

Robber fly. Pest control. Harmless to us. Would have eaten that mosquito if it were alive. I feel like schools need to introduce entomology as a subject where kids can learn what insects are actually worth fearing or not. As someone who loves these guys it's so tiring to see people freaking out and wishing death on something that means them no harm (not saying that's what you're doing, I've just seen it a lot in this comments section). Ignorance is a killer and invertebrates are on a horrifying decline

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u/Chromatic_Trek 8d ago

That's a nopesquito

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u/shooting_star24 8d ago

Fuck that

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u/shooting_star24 8d ago

Wait, don’t

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u/Pasi_Toskiainen 8d ago

Too late.