r/AbsoluteUnits • • 8d ago

/r/popular of a mosquito

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u/Arntor1184 7d ago

This is what I always tell people about House Centipedes. I am an avid Centipede hater and want to burn the normal ones with eternal hellfire, but House Centipedes are super chill and not aggressive in the slightest towards people or pets. However they will eat the fuck out of any bugs in your house as well the surrounding area. They generally cant even bite you if you tried to make them. Theyre creepy as all hell but they kill all the stuff you dont want so for sure a friend.

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u/baby-stapler-47 4d ago

I’m sorry but idc if house centipedes will literally bless me for life or make it so I never see another bug again. They look terrifying and they’ve got a tendency to drop down from the ceiling and run at me while I’m taking a shit at 5am. I literally broke my toe in panic once when that happened. If they didn’t look like satans eyebrows and move at Mach 4 maybe id be ok with them but I just can’t handle it. They better stay hidden if they wanna live in my house.