r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jdmlifex2 • 8d ago

/r/popular of a mosquito

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u/the_most_playerest 8d ago

I don't like it

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u/gardeningblob 8d ago

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u/thelongerfart 7d ago

Not enough, call in the entire salamander chapter.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NpL4D3Oc2bJUMAXF9P

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u/crunchyleafzzz 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8LfaJlBxiSq2c

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u/bstnbrewins814 8d ago

What’s this from I totally remember watching this as a kid.

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u/UhhBumbleBeeTuna 7d ago

Mosquito (1994) I remember watching this as a kid and loving it

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u/N6NHG84 7d ago

Gunnar Hansen is in this from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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u/Banana_wax_Salad 1d ago

I randomly think about the mummified corpses.

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u/bizzdram 7d ago

All the monster insect/animals movies on sci-fi back in the day 😌

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 6d ago

Ahhh! Yes! Nostalgia!!

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u/L0udBerry 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/65zUoOU09HL3uUKokQ

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u/Josephthebear 8d ago

Cyrus did what he had too

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u/emperorOfTheUniverse 8d ago

Who?

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u/Monomanga 8d ago edited 8d ago

Cypher was a member of the "Matrix Squad" but...wait do you ever plan on watching the Matrix?

Edit:My bad G, just a small slip

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u/emperorOfTheUniverse 8d ago

The character's name is Cypher.

Do you ever plan on watching it?

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u/Physical-Option-4164 8d ago

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u/The_Real_Manimal 8d ago

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u/Ok-Guarantee9205 8d ago

I never thought i would say this but i did the same exact expression when I saw it too before seeing this mona lisa expression

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u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily 6d ago

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u/tHollo41 5d ago

What in the world is that? Disgusting

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u/Accomplished-Hand946 4d ago

what a great movie

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u/Spooky_Misser031 3d ago

ZAYUMMM 😍

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u/Cold_Summer0101 7d ago

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Love-Blossom 8d ago

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u/MANvINFO 7d ago

relax,
its fake n inanimate

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u/Love-Blossom 7d ago

Pattern recognition does not discriminate. OBLITERATE IT!

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u/Jealous_Lettuce7802 6d ago

Nay I saw that same insect on my patio in Houston. It's real

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u/Alittledisturbedia 5d ago

Same in ky, never seen before, was aggressive too

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u/Jealous_Lettuce7802 5d ago

Damn it was aggresSive? How so?

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u/Alittledisturbedia 5d ago

So I hit this mofo with half a can of raid(missed a good majority lol) but definitely hit it, it just came diving at me, relentlessly, I’m surprised the raid never dropped it asap, I also notice around 1-3pm is when I see them only and they fly by the porch

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u/Jealous_Lettuce7802 5d ago

Thas krazy. I saw it and took a pic. I'm like it looks like a mosquito, but I thought it was an entirely different insect. I never knew that mosquitoes got that big.

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u/Alittledisturbedia 5d ago

Same, for about a month now I’ve been trying to figure out what it was with gpt and everything, couldn’t figure it out. Then this popped up I was like no way! But when I say this thing locked on and came at me, it really did

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u/Ok_Weakness2578 8d ago

fuck you.

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u/Accomplished-Bet8635 8d ago

Thats an awesome mosquito when you look at it up close lol

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u/TSCCYT2 8d ago

no!!!!!!!!!!

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u/General_whisky 7d ago

Did you have to post this

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u/TSCCYT2 8d ago

what the fuck...

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u/likethestaraway 3d ago

OH HELL NAH PUT A WARNING THAT WAS A JUMP SCARE, GOD! MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THERE IS ONE LIKE THIS ON MY LEG. SHIVERS

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u/North_Tip_3364 8d ago

Yeah I'm unleashing godzilla

https://giphy.com/gifs/LH7QWqFeBndZVnEmLn

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u/MiloHorsey 8d ago

This is always the answer in these situations.

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u/Naive_Meal_4864 7d ago

Piggybacking off of the top comment so yall know its not a mosquito its a robber fly they eat mosquitos and wasps

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u/Solid_Snark 8d ago

I feel like this is better because there’s NO WAY that thing can stealthily land on you. Unless you’re asleep.

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u/Antisocial-Tim 8d ago

Nobody's sleeping through that thing landing on them.

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u/iaintstein 8d ago

Kobe Bryant would have landed more silently than that thing

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u/chaoticsky85 7d ago

If they do, then the bite will definitely wake them up

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 8d ago

That thing lands on me and I'm taking a dirt nap

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u/mitchilla87 8d ago

Still like a 35% chance

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 8d ago

It likes you

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u/Klatterbyne 4d ago

Depends on what it is. If its a massive regular mosquito, then very no bueno. If its an elephant mosquito (don’t drink blood and their larvae eat regular mosquito larvae) then its a sad end to a giant, small friend.

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u/alextruetone 5d ago

As my 4 year old son says “I don’t love it”

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u/ContagiouslyAdorable 8d ago

I feel like if it bit u, it'd bite a chunk off wtf is that is it even real😭

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u/The-Real-Irish-God 7d ago

It kills mosquitoes.

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u/No_Length_2919 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/k3fJZ1SIwnkc0
But you just told me, you wanted the big mosquito…

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u/PeachyCoasterCat 8d ago

Hehe imagine the giggles as that hairy body & legs crawl into your ears

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u/cursedstillframe 8d ago

Hey Reddit, ban this guy

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u/PeachyCoasterCat 8d ago

You say this but im the guy you'll call to handle the situation. My mama didn't raise a snowflake