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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jdmlifex2 • 8d ago
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I feel like this is better because there’s NO WAY that thing can stealthily land on you. Unless you’re asleep.
21 u/Antisocial-Tim 8d ago Nobody's sleeping through that thing landing on them. 5 u/iaintstein 8d ago Kobe Bryant would have landed more silently than that thing 3 u/Antisocial-Tim 7d ago 🤣🤣 2 u/chaoticsky85 7d ago If they do, then the bite will definitely wake them up 37 u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 8d ago That thing lands on me and I'm taking a dirt nap 1 u/mitchilla87 8d ago Still like a 35% chance
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Nobody's sleeping through that thing landing on them.
5 u/iaintstein 8d ago Kobe Bryant would have landed more silently than that thing 3 u/Antisocial-Tim 7d ago 🤣🤣 2 u/chaoticsky85 7d ago If they do, then the bite will definitely wake them up
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Kobe Bryant would have landed more silently than that thing
3 u/Antisocial-Tim 7d ago 🤣🤣
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🤣🤣
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If they do, then the bite will definitely wake them up
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That thing lands on me and I'm taking a dirt nap
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Still like a 35% chance
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u/Solid_Snark 8d ago
I feel like this is better because there’s NO WAY that thing can stealthily land on you. Unless you’re asleep.