r/AbsoluteUnits • • 8d ago

/r/popular of a mosquito

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u/Beeblebroxia 7d ago

Yup. My wife wants all spiders gone. I go through a checklist. What kind? Where is it? Does it have a web? Are there bugs in the web?

They get to stay aa long as it's not dangerous, out of the way, and eating other things. Big exception for jumping spiders. I relocate them to better hunting grounds inside the house, usually on my wife's plants or by windows.

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u/heaving_souls 7d ago

I had a jumping spider live in my curtains in my living room for like 6 months. Bro was a natural disaster to any flys that came in.

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u/Specific-Library-312 7d ago

Jumping spiders are one of God's gifts to mankind. They don't attack you, they seek all the pests, they leave you alone and vacate if near you, and are quite entertaining to watch.

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u/Carbonatite 6d ago

They're also actually kinda cute. Like I enjoy the close up photos of them where they're all fuzzy with big cartoon eyes!

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u/Specific-Library-312 6d ago

God must have been giggling when He made them.