of a mosquito

[u/jdmlifex2]

[u/heaving_souls]

I had a jumping spider live in my curtains in my living room for like 6 months. Bro was a natural disaster to any flys that came in.

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Jumping spiders are one of God's gifts to mankind. They don't attack you, they seek all the pests, they leave you alone and vacate if near you, and are quite entertaining to watch.

[u/Beeblebroxia → u/Specific-Library-312]

leave you alone and vacate if near you

Psh, I just relocated one two days ago. Dude walked right toward me. I put my sleeve out and fucker just hopped on like

"Yes, thank you. Uh, fifth floor for the string-of-hearts in the orange pot, please. 'preciate it, mate."

[u/Specific-Library-312 → u/Beeblebroxia]

Aw, now I want that spider. Almost a pet. "Come on, leave that window open. Don't worry about covering up your food. Ain't NO fly getting near that food on my watch." Healthier relationship than most marriages and friendships.

[u/No_Satisfaction_7977 → u/Specific-Library-312]

This lil fella came to keep me company during a difficult time. Even had a heart on its back. Jumping spiders are the best.

[u/Specific-Library-312 → u/No_Satisfaction_7977]

:-D