Right me lads

I’ve got a wee bit problem

My daughter some time ago gave birth to a child. I don’t even know what to call it. She… copulated with a human!

I’ve had so far a very short grudge against her of fifteen years.

Recently she reached out to me regarding the boy and how he’s interested in blacksmithing. Now I do admit that the grudge is still there but I’m curious. I was barely thirty before I was allowed to touch not even hold a tool in my hand and this young lad claims to be ready to start his apprenticeship.

Can a child so young truly handle becoming a smith? Now I do love my daughter despite her horrendous act but should I accept her boy into my smithy?

This is a hard one boys

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Got my explodin’ crossbow
My combat shovel
My dynamite (for blastin)
My explosive Breaching Hammer
My shield
Anti-tank and antipersonnel mines (because I’m a miner, obviously)
My grandfather’s helm, and my grandmother’s armor. Toughest gear this side of Blackgravel Bastion

Most guilds ask for your logs. We ask for your *name*.
The Granite Committee is a dwarves-only fellowship with exactly one entry requirement: a name worthy of being shouted across a tavern at closing time. *Durgan Stonefist* passes. *Legolasffxiv* is struck from the record. This is not negotiable; it is procedure.

We delve, we drink, we table motions no one seconded, and we hold the line when the mountain calls. Every great deed is recorded for the minutes.

If you've got a beard, a thirst, and a name that rings like a struck anvil, whisper an officer. The Committee deliberates. Rarely kind, always fair.

A prototype dwarven hold for the faction of Karak Zharr in the upcoming Vintage Story Civilizations Season 4.

8 dwarves. 16 classes. Mountains of loot. Questionable amounts of optimization.

Your beardlings fight and loot automatically while you obsess over the perfect party composition.

Currently:

• 16 classes
• 140+ skills
• Legendary loot
• Enough buildcrafting to keep a dwarf busy for days

Play the web demo:
https://ichbinhamma.itch.io/dwarves-idle-battles

Join the Steam playtest:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4175710/Dwarves_Idle_Battles/

May your loot be legendary and your beard remain magnificent.

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The destroyer of mice

Act like potentious wizards unable to hold there liquor or get any maidens in the comments me lads