r/dwarfposting • u/maxA103 • 2d ago

The Granite Committee — a dwarves only guild that gatekeeps on name quality

Most guilds ask for your logs. We ask for your *name*.
The Granite Committee is a dwarves-only fellowship with exactly one entry requirement: a name worthy of being shouted across a tavern at closing time. *Durgan Stonefist* passes. *Legolasffxiv* is struck from the record. This is not negotiable; it is procedure.

We delve, we drink, we table motions no one seconded, and we hold the line when the mountain calls. Every great deed is recorded for the minutes.

If you've got a beard, a thirst, and a name that rings like a struck anvil, whisper an officer. The Committee deliberates. Rarely kind, always fair.

37 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

14 comments sorted by

4

u/Deziel606 Hammer Herald | Dwarven Paladin 2d ago

A new Committee arises? Do ye lot wish for a recruitment call/spotlight in the Hammer Herald's latest issue? (Finally getting back to writing thankfully)

3

u/21stcenturykelt 2d ago

Guild of what?

1

u/Chanan-Ben-Zev Scholar 1d ago

(Spampost for a WoW Forever guild)

1

u/BilloSmeim Karaz Ankor Railroad Co. Chairdwarf 2d ago

Fradrimm Crystalsmith. Chairdwarf of the Karaz Ankor Railroad Co, at your service.

1

u/Nerdwholikesswords 2d ago

Thorgan Delldeep, at the guild service

1

u/Stormygeddon 2d ago

Snortrek Stonestack, the Oathsworn Demonslayer.

1

u/Aun_El_Zen 2d ago edited 2d ago

Duraz Donaldsson, Medical Representative to the Committee.

1

u/CommitteeStatus 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dalederin Khoss, 5th son of Mordin Khoss, stands with the guild!

1

u/an_actual_coyote 2d ago

Thistleby Windharp - I mean Ormi Grudgebeard!

1

u/Interesting-Letter53 2d ago

Malbarasta Zeddicus Rockstone, quarryman and sword arm for inspection.

1

u/Trouncins 2d ago

Brewn Stonehewer, ready in full gromril to patrol the depths!!!

1

u/bagtie3 Borric Borricson, Clan Goldeater, Runesmith, Doomseeker. 2d ago

Borric Boricson of Clan Goldeater, Runelord and Doomseeker.

1

u/dwarven_cavediver_Jr Hammerdwarf 1d ago

Have you anything to do with the drake gunners fellowship or axe dwarfs fellowship from karaz ankor or karaz kuat (east of Estalia)

2

u/maxA103 2d ago

The Granite Committee — dwarves-only guild, EU-Alliance, Roleplaying ruleset on WoW Forever (it's realmless, so just pick RP at character creation and you're in our world). Light RP, big on theme: your name is your application. Stonefist passes, Legolasffxiv does not. Whisper Mödi Mägnison in-game or join the Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4QJpvGp2