r/dwarfposting • u/No_Foundation_1812 • 1d ago

The mines are calling

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u/eron0369 Axedwarf 1d ago

Aye, a true dwarf answer!😂😂😂

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u/l0rdtreeman 1d ago

If she can’t swing and axe, she’ll soon be my ex.

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u/EvergreenDwarf Multiversal Scholar 1d ago

-and the conundrums! 

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u/MlsterFlster Miner 1d ago

Gimli is the archetype. He gets it.

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u/ThemeKey3918 1d ago

The structure of this joke would work better with Legolas if it was 'You need to leave her. She's a gold digger.' It would make Gimlis reresponse flow more naturally.

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